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re: Need a wedding gift for my soon to be wife

Posted on 2/13/17 at 3:07 pm to
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 3:07 pm to
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What did you baws get your super model biatches on the day they sworn to worship you until the day you die?

Women start planning their wedding from the time their head pops out of their mom's cooter. A wedding is the one thing they desire most in the world. And then when that day comes they say "What, no present?"



Giftwrap a nice prenup for her. You'll thank me later.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30412 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 3:11 pm to
A Prenup
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18394 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 3:11 pm to
Got mine a nice heart necklace the day before our wedding. Didn't know i was supposed to honestly until someone told me haha
Posted by LSU
Houston
Member since Oct 2003
9148 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 3:15 pm to
quote:

Recently discovered I must get my fiancé a wedding present the day we get married


Why? Never heard of this before.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
38761 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 3:18 pm to
Hey, here's a card . Thanks for going through with this so everyone doesn't think I'm gay .
Posted by The Nino
Member since Jan 2010
21820 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 3:27 pm to
Jewelry is customary now. I gave an Yurman bracelet. Bracelets are a safe route to go (if you're doing jewelry) since she'll probably want to wear it on the wedding day

My friend gave patio furniture, so there's that...
Posted by Ugly Casanova
Member since Feb 2017
42 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 3:28 pm to
Tree-Fiddy
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23541 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 3:31 pm to
Kama Sutra.

I've never heard of this tradition. I just figured a night of hard lovin' was gift enough.
This post was edited on 2/13/17 at 3:40 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76146 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 3:32 pm to
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noles25
New Orleans Saints Fan
Destin, FL
Member since Nov 2014
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PS: Quit leaving your used condoms around schoolyards.
Posted by blizzle
Dallas, TX
Member since Jan 2009
1074 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 3:32 pm to
send some fine chocolates to the room where she's getting ready. then slap a ribbon around a copy of The Five Love Languages and pair it with a rose to give her at your first look.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
62212 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 3:35 pm to
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get my fiancé a wedding present the day we get married,


WTF is this? Never heard of it. This sounds as bad as a "push" gift after a birth of your child.
Posted by blizzle
Dallas, TX
Member since Jan 2009
1074 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 3:37 pm to
I got a pair of custom made caiman boots out of it, so I really can't complain with this new tradition.
Posted by b-rab2
N. Louisiana
Member since Dec 2005
12962 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 3:38 pm to
I have no clue what I gave my wife, but I know I got a pocket knife. It is my favorite knife.
Posted by bawbarn
Member since Jul 2012
4009 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 3:39 pm to
This is bullshite. They don't need another gift on that day. Engagement ring, wedding band, honeymoon is plenty for these spoiled bitches.
Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
4694 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 3:40 pm to
The only obvious gift:

Posted by LSUbase13
Mt. Pleasant, SC
Member since Mar 2008
15060 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 3:43 pm to
quote:

I must get my fiancé a wedding present


Posted by Jack Daniel
Gold member
Member since Feb 2013
29686 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 3:47 pm to
She's already getting 50% of everything you own that day, that's not enough for her?
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 4:49 pm to
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8 and 1 half inches


damn, where'd you git that last 4" from?


I gave her 4 and a quarter x 2
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 5:16 pm to
Find something you would like to have that you know she would be happy to receive..
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 5:21 pm to
Don't do it baw. Trust me.
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