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Nearly 200 bodies left to rot as Colorado couple blew funeral service cash on cars, crypto

Posted on 2/9/24 at 7:07 pm
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
34437 posts
Posted on 2/9/24 at 7:07 pm
frick these two. Just a horrible breach of trust:

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A Colorado couple collected funds from hundreds of families for their “eco-friendly” funeral services, money that they then spent on cars, crypto and designer jewelry — while the bodies rotted in their decrepit facility, according to newly released court documents.

Jon and Carie Hallford billed their Return to Nature funeral home business as a “return to the traditional way of burial,” offering biodegradable interment and cremation for up to $1,895, the documents said.

But instead of following through on their promises to bury clients’ loved ones with dignity, the couple blew through the cash on big-ticket items including a $92,566 GMC Yukon XL and a $28,336 Infiniti SUV, the bombshell records revealed.

Between 2019 and 2023, the pair also splurged on cryptocurrency, lavish trips to Las Vegas and California, and four-figure spending sprees at Tiffany & Co. and Gucci.

Meanwhile, 189 bodies they vowed to dispose of were “stored unrefrigerated, in room infested by bugs and … liquid decomposition,” the affidavit stated.

Some of the remains were even stacked on top of each other, or stored together in body bags wrapped in sheets and bound with duct tape.

In some cases, they allegedly gave families bags of mixed concrete instead of their loved ones’ ashes.

When authorities finally executed a search warrant at the Penrose facility last fall , the floors of the storage areas were so slippery with the liquid of human decomposition that it posed a risk to officials who were trying to remove the bodies, the affidavit noted.

Even when the Hallfords did follow through on their job to bury the bodies in their care, they committed egregious errors, the investigation found.

At one point during the probe, officials found that Return to Nature had buried a female body in the grave at Pikes Peak National Cemetery that was intended for an honorably discharged male Army veteran.

The remains intended for the military grave were actually languishing at a coroner’s office — seemingly without his loved ones’ knowledge.

The latest disturbing revelations came to light as a judge ruled that the case against Jon Hallford can proceed to trial.


The court made a similar ruling for Carie last month, the outlet noted.

Both are set to be arraigned on a slew of charges — including abuse of a corpse, forgery, and money laundering related to their purchases — on March 21

Jon Hallford was released from jail after fronting $100,000 bond in January, while Carie Hallford remains held in lieu of $100,000 bond.

Several of the supposed victims’ loved ones were in court Thursday, ABC 7 noted.

“To prey on people in the weakest, most vulnerable time of their life is absolutely despicable,” said Danica Romero, whose sister, Samantha, was supposed to be cremated by Return to Nature after she died unexpectedly in December 2019.

“I don’t know what type of person even does that. Someone who doesn’t have a soul … My sister didn’t deserve this. None of the families involved deserve this,” she lamented.



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Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
72885 posts
Posted on 2/9/24 at 7:09 pm to
Not exactly a proper burial.
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
33374 posts
Posted on 2/9/24 at 7:19 pm to
Didn't even have to look at the pics to know.
Posted by motoxfmx27
Member since Nov 2011
156 posts
Posted on 2/9/24 at 7:21 pm to
A job done no better than a funeral home.

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To prey on people in the weakest, most vulnerable time of their life is absolutely despicable
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
17884 posts
Posted on 2/9/24 at 7:27 pm to
We have one of these going on locally, and a couple dozen is fricking appalling. Almost a couple hundred is unfathomable.
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
12864 posts
Posted on 2/9/24 at 7:28 pm to
This seems like the same incident we discussed about a month ago here.

God I hope it is.
Posted by bengalman
In da Country
Member since Feb 2007
3176 posts
Posted on 2/9/24 at 7:28 pm to
Sick bastards. They need to clean up all that as well before being locked up.
This post was edited on 2/9/24 at 7:29 pm
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
3486 posts
Posted on 2/9/24 at 7:35 pm to



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Jon and Carie Hallford billed their Return to Nature funeral home business as a “return to the traditional way of burial,”


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Meanwhile, 189 bodies they vowed to dispose of were “stored unrefrigerated, in room infested by bugs and … liquid decomposition,”



Sounds like a couple diggers didn't do their job
Posted by 308
the backwoods of Mississippi
Member since Sep 2020
1959 posts
Posted on 2/9/24 at 7:42 pm to
We really are witnessing a deteriorating mess of a "society".

It makes me ill.
This post was edited on 2/9/24 at 7:43 pm
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
78939 posts
Posted on 2/9/24 at 7:51 pm to
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Jon Hallford was released from jail after fronting $100,000 bond in January,


And then

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while Carie Hallford remains held in lieu of $100,000 bond.


ol boy doing his wife dirty
Posted by Random LSU Hero
2014 NFL Survivor Champion (17-0)
Member since Aug 2011
9433 posts
Posted on 2/9/24 at 7:53 pm to
What on earth has happened to society…. 92K for an SUV??
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175718 posts
Posted on 2/9/24 at 7:53 pm to
white people!!
Posted by pussywillows
Member since Dec 2009
5680 posts
Posted on 2/9/24 at 7:56 pm to
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This seems like the same incident we discussed about a month ago here.


this is at least the third time it's been posted...
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
6450 posts
Posted on 2/9/24 at 8:04 pm to
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“return to the traditional way of burial,”

the most traditional burial tradition of all, no burial.
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175718 posts
Posted on 2/9/24 at 8:20 pm to
This is different from the televangelist in Colorado who was selling crypto



this is gonna be a SouthPark episode
Posted by fwtex
Member since Nov 2019
1928 posts
Posted on 2/9/24 at 8:59 pm to
Same thing discovered at a fort Worth funeral home last year or so. Neighbors reported a constant stench after the owners abandoned the business.
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
9401 posts
Posted on 2/9/24 at 9:04 pm to
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four-figure spending sprees at Tiffany


That might get you one earring.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61127 posts
Posted on 2/9/24 at 9:06 pm to
Lol, greenies get scammed again.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63216 posts
Posted on 2/9/24 at 9:19 pm to
How hard would it have been to just dump the bodies in a hole on the property, which seems like was their business model.
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
31448 posts
Posted on 2/9/24 at 9:23 pm to
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What on earth has happened to society…. 92K for an SUV??


I was actually more surprised by the cheap Infiniti.
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$28,336 Infiniti SUV
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