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re: Mystery of the Lost Colony of Roanoke apparently definitively solved

Posted on 6/7/25 at 12:24 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 6/7/25 at 12:24 pm to
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No? The story of Pocahontas is modeled after the life of Pocahontas.



Now, Poke-A-Hot-arse, on the other hand...
Posted by Jcorye1
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Posted on 6/7/25 at 12:26 pm to
Yeah it's definitely solved.
Posted by Champagne
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Posted on 6/7/25 at 12:34 pm to
DEFINITELY maybe solved.
Posted by udtiger
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Posted on 6/7/25 at 12:38 pm to
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DEFINITELY maybe solved.


All of you smart asses need to look up the difference between:

definitely

and

definitively
This post was edited on 6/7/25 at 3:23 pm
Posted by jmh5724
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 6/7/25 at 1:01 pm to
More than likely killed off or enslaved the men and bred TF out of the women until the genetics blended away
Posted by thelawnwranglers
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Posted on 6/7/25 at 1:05 pm to
I love the redneck that was selling fake carved stones
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
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Posted on 6/7/25 at 1:30 pm to
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Join a local tribe, get to run around the woods in a loin cloth, hunt and fish, get native wife

There is worse things to have to deal with

Yeah, it was all fun and games until the settlers formed the first HOA and the Natives started hating them.
Posted by Froman
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Member since Jun 2007
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Posted on 6/7/25 at 1:35 pm to
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apparently definitively solved?


It was solved a long time ago but I guess some were still skeptical.
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
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Posted on 6/7/25 at 1:41 pm to
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Was never that much of a mystery. 


It really isn't. I'm not really sure why it wasn't solved back then.
Posted by Blizzard of Chizz
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 6/7/25 at 3:47 pm to
A hundred or so European settlers don’t just blend into a local native tribe and become unrecognizable. Either White and company were incredibly lazy in their search efforts or there was other motivations. I’m guessing the settlement and its inhabitants had been insured to some degree to secure funding for the venture. It would have been in Gov White and his backers interest to say the settlers mysteriously disappeared. They would have lost their arse if they’d acknowledged the settlers abandoned the colony and moved in with the natives population.

For the settlers, they’d already assimilated in with the natives and probably weren’t eager to upend their lives again and assimilate back with the English who’d essentially left them to fend for themselves for 3 years.
Posted by DesScorp
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Member since Sep 2017
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Posted on 6/7/25 at 4:00 pm to
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By the mid 1600s, NC was becoming well settled by Europeans. A few of those colonists could still have been alive, and certainly their children and grandchildren. Did none of those tribespeople say, yes, my grandparents told me of how they came from across the water? If this is what happened, the mystery should have been solved hundreds of years ago.


Those people were either killed off, or went off in search of a better spot and died in the woods during the trek. Any significant "merging" of people in a friendly sense would leave abundant evidence. There are still people in Afghanistan that look like Alexandar's Greeks, for fricks sake. Surely if the colonists merged with the local tribe we'd have seen evidence long before now. Those people died off, one way or the other.
Posted by Locoguan0
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Member since Nov 2017
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Posted on 6/7/25 at 4:15 pm to
More likely that the men and boys were killed, and the girls and women were claimed.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 6/7/25 at 4:18 pm to
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There are still people in Afghanistan that look like Alexandar's Greeks, for fricks sake.


Genetic studies on the Kalash people haven’t supported this claim.
Posted by Stealth Matrix
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Member since Aug 2019
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Posted on 6/7/25 at 4:20 pm to
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The long-standing speculation that the original colony assimilated into the local Croatoan Indians now appears to be proven by archeological evidence.


The colonists were instructed to leave a hint about where they went if they leave. They did, very calmly. Their only mistake was being cryptic as frick. But, obviously they went somewhere.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 6/7/25 at 5:11 pm to
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More than likely killed off or enslaved the men and bred TF out of the women until the genetics blended away

And thus the bizarre OT cuck fixation lives on.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
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Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 6/7/25 at 5:26 pm to
The OG colonists really fricked everyone by forgetting to write, We went to Croatan. Unless the original NA’s were just doing some tree graffiti.
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 6/7/25 at 5:27 pm to
Well if the squaws looked the Indian women in 1883, would've been easy to join
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 6/7/25 at 5:58 pm to
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John White, the governor of the colony, returned to England for supplies in 1587.



quote:

When he came back to Roanoke Island in August 1590,


How does one even know what supplies to get when you’re gonna be gone 3 years. Man those people were crazy

Hey we are running low on supplies left, guess I better make a run. See ya in 3 years. Good luck


And today people freak out if you don’t text them back within 15 minutes. Imagine waiting 3 years on someone to return with crucial supplies trusting he will actually not only return but survive the trip. Of course in this case it appears they gave up on ol John
Posted by dallastigers
Member since Dec 2003
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Posted on 6/7/25 at 6:39 pm to
Chief Powhatan said he attacked the group and killed most of the them.

The survivors were likely enslaved including to do or teach forging which matched rumors of English slaves back then. The attackers could have sold off some to other tribes and didn’t necessarily enslave all of the survivors themselves.

There may have been a few women and/or children that just became part of the tribe though brought by force initially, but most of the colony murdered followed by the amount enslaved.

The English had visited that island before, so besides the forging done enslaved survivors the English could have done some while visiting.

This post was edited on 6/7/25 at 9:18 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
70499 posts
Posted on 6/7/25 at 6:52 pm to
I understand they’s some MIGHTY white peeplez up in here-

Maybe they’s the chirren of them folks?

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