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re: My wife wants me to get a vasectomy…

Posted on 10/30/21 at 3:32 pm to
Posted by Undertow
Member since Sep 2016
7317 posts
Posted on 10/30/21 at 3:32 pm to
I think as a default, if nothing is wrong with you, don’t start cutting on anything.
Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
7824 posts
Posted on 10/30/21 at 3:49 pm to
Get one, don't tell her you got one, win divorce when she gets pregnant.
Posted by MiloDanglers
on a dock on a bay
Member since Apr 2012
6544 posts
Posted on 10/30/21 at 3:53 pm to
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Because you decided to not wear the pants. You didn’t set ground rules. You became the submissive.


Has nothing to do with it. You cannot control her. When you withdraw your time and attention, she may not pursue you. Then, uou’ll know what you really have. But, there is no middle ground with this approach. He is living in the middle ground now.
Posted by ChestRockwell
In the heart of horse country
Member since Jul 2021
2794 posts
Posted on 10/30/21 at 4:03 pm to
Do anal. It's cheaper
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
16534 posts
Posted on 10/30/21 at 4:31 pm to
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got snipped because I felt I didn’t want to have any more chirruns with her or anyone else. We talked about it and figured why make her take the pills much longer. Done, kaput, no overtime for me.


Same here. The pills worked for us for almost 20 years. Only time she stopped taking them was when we were planning for our 2 kids. Im 40 now and have no interest in more kids and was afraid my luck with her pills may eventually run out.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30575 posts
Posted on 10/30/21 at 4:42 pm to
If you ain’t paying chile’ support fo 8 kids, you ain’t done shite dawg
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41122 posts
Posted on 10/30/21 at 5:12 pm to
quote:

I feel like my virility is my biggest selling point if things don’t work out.



This made my day. Thank you sir.
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
38783 posts
Posted on 10/30/21 at 5:24 pm to
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Had mine while she was still pregnant with the third. Headed same direction, I feel like I'm about to head into the world with a cheat code enabled


Co-worker had a tinder girl call him with a pregnancy scare. He was like it very likely lol
Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2007
64058 posts
Posted on 10/30/21 at 5:49 pm to
Look on the bright side. At least you’re still having sex regular enough to need a vasectomy
Posted by YipSkiddlyDooo
Member since Apr 2013
3636 posts
Posted on 10/30/21 at 5:53 pm to
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We just had our third. There’s a legitimate chance I won’t get laid until I get snipped.


Yeah after our third I got stiff armed all the time like my wife was the heisman trophy. After the vasectomy I get more sex than I did even before our first kid…
Posted by JimmyMcGoo
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
577 posts
Posted on 10/30/21 at 7:18 pm to
My kids are 15, 12 and 4. Listen to your wife.
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
36114 posts
Posted on 10/30/21 at 8:56 pm to
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Just be a real man and get the vasectomy done



It is interesting to notice how the "be a real man" phrase is so commonly and frequently used when it relates to something which is the opposite of the genetic interest of the man someone is trying to manipulate with shame.

For example, be a man:

- get a vasectomy
- raise someone else's biological children
- put yourself in harm's way for strangers

The disconnect between the modern zeitgeist of men being evil and toxic while these techniques are widely and effectively used is amazing double-think
Posted by calcotron
Member since Nov 2007
8265 posts
Posted on 10/30/21 at 9:00 pm to
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My kids are 15, 12 and 4. Listen to your wife.


13, 11, 9, 6. Snip that mess before retirement slides past 70.
Posted by blueboxer1119
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
7997 posts
Posted on 10/30/21 at 9:05 pm to
quote:

Just pull out. 


frick that. Spraying guts is the only way.

Im not a high schooler looking to throw rope on some randos back.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
39313 posts
Posted on 10/31/21 at 4:41 am to
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As a teenager, I was forged in the fire of a sexless life. I can go back to that dark place if I’m forced.

Man, this is a great way to put it. I’m going to use that.
Posted by squid_hunt
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2021
11272 posts
Posted on 10/31/21 at 6:45 am to
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but its a true “shite or get off the pot”

Can't argue with that, but if true, she's already gone and just keeping you around until she can make a more advantageous exit.
Posted by squid_hunt
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2021
11272 posts
Posted on 10/31/21 at 6:54 am to
quote:

It is interesting to notice how the "be a real man" phrase is so commonly and frequently used when it relates to something which is the opposite of the genetic interest of the man someone is trying to manipulate with shame.

For example, be a man:
- get a vasectomy
- raise someone else's biological children
- put yourself in harm's way for strangers



Be a man, they said. Get cucked, they said. Real men suck other men's dicks, they said.

You're absolutely right.
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
9202 posts
Posted on 10/31/21 at 7:39 am to
To make it clear, I’m not getting the vasectomy. frick that. My junk will remain intact. If we frick up and have another kid, so be it.
Posted by Luke
1113 Chartres Street, NOLA
Member since Nov 2004
13413 posts
Posted on 10/31/21 at 9:04 am to
Tell her it isn’t happening...
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68462 posts
Posted on 10/31/21 at 9:04 am to
It’s not needed, if she knows her menstrual cycle then there’s only a short window for her to get pregnant anyway
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