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re: My wife wants me to get a vasectomy…

Posted on 10/31/21 at 9:20 am to
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
16533 posts
Posted on 10/31/21 at 9:20 am to
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If we frick up and have another kid, so be it.


Lol, frick that. I'd give myself a vasectomy in the garage before I chanced having another kid
Posted by p&g
Dixie
Member since Jun 2005
12995 posts
Posted on 10/31/21 at 9:39 am to
F that

We need all the white children we can have

Keep procreating naw
Posted by ethan_fischer
Member since Oct 2019
5 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 12:43 pm to
I collect stories about vasectomy complications, including prostatitis and chronic pain. You might find my project interesting. It's the /r/postvasectomypain subreddit.
Posted by ShermanTxTiger
Broussard, La
Member since Oct 2007
10853 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 1:38 pm to
My wife asked me to get snipped when we had our last child. She was asked to wait 4 hours after birth for the tubal surgery. She didn't want to wait and asked if I could just get it done. I ignored her request. She waited and did it but later told me how awful that was. I really wished I would have got the snip to shut that shite down... I still hear about it 21 years later.
Posted by Cajunhawk81
Member since Jan 2021
2511 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 1:53 pm to
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Clarification: she had a c section for our latest child and said she to leave her pipes alone when everything could have been handled then, then 5 months later, asked for a vasectomy.


That was my Wife and I's plan after child number 2, but ended up needed a C-section, and while the hood was up...I had the doc yank the spark plugs. I still think about getting it anyway, because my wife is from a rural town and her genetics are highly breedable. I fear those tubes will grow back together out of spite.
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
17705 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 1:55 pm to
Why can’t she get rid of her uterus
Posted by DarthTiger
Member since Sep 2005
2745 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 1:57 pm to
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This post was edited on 11/11/21 at 4:09 pm
Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
Member since Nov 2009
3314 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 2:50 pm to
She wants to ensure you do not spread your seed and otherwise compromise her positioning relative to your financial resources.
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
6407 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 4:32 pm to
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frick that. Spraying guts is the only way


Pfft

There's the titties, the neck, the face, the tummy, the arse......
Posted by BhamTigah
Lurker since Jan 2003
Member since Jan 2007
14107 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 5:10 pm to
quote:

My wife wants me to get a vasectomy…


Just tell her you'll stick to anal and oral.
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