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re: My wife killed all my fish.

Posted on 12/31/21 at 3:28 pm to
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
19487 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 3:28 pm to
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Try a pet rock next time, just as responsive as fish and a bit harder to kill.



This made me laugh. Yep, the no maintenance pet with the exception of an occasional dusting or wipe with a damp cloth.
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
36852 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 3:29 pm to
quote:

I know she was just trying to help but it just infuriates me that if you don’t know what you are doing leave it the frick alone.


Women

Every time something of mine is misplaced or something happened to my shite a woman touched it or moved it without saying anything.

Don't fricking touch it.
Posted by Sampson
Drusilla and Jefferson
Member since Mar 2012
25038 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 3:30 pm to
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
36852 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 3:31 pm to
quote:

Get some more fish and she will never touch your aquarium again


Wanna bet?
Posted by Bama Bird
Pittsburgh, PA
Member since Mar 2013
22745 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 3:33 pm to
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My wife tried cleaning the aquarium and killed all my expensive fish


I do feel for you- you worked hard on it and cared about them. However, never trust anyone else with something you legitimately care about
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
28468 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 3:33 pm to
Should have cleaned the aquarium yourself.
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27902 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 3:34 pm to
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Yea, I am married and she is a dime. Much better that you probably will ever do. I’m also a vet, been to war and seen more of the world than you probably ever will. This was my thing man, take care of life rather than take it. Don’t know why you feel the need to be a dick. I guess it’s my fault to try and vent here where everyone has a perfect life.


There’s nothing about this post that didn’t make me laugh.

By chance did you recently punch an old man in the face?
This post was edited on 12/31/21 at 3:35 pm
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
72374 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 3:34 pm to
If you like I’ll grudge frick her for revenge.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
76619 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 3:35 pm to
I wonder if any of them had names...
Posted by JAXTiger16
TBD
Member since Apr 2013
2470 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 3:35 pm to
I’m with you, I’ve had this happen with people over feeding my fish or cleaning it wrong.
This post was edited on 12/31/21 at 3:36 pm
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
28468 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 3:36 pm to
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I wonder if any of them had names...


Floaty, Bloaty, and Drifty.
Posted by LSUandAU
Key West, FL & Malibu (L.A.), CA
Member since Apr 2009
5160 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 3:37 pm to
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Yea, I am married and she is a dime. Much better that you probably will ever do. I’m also a vet, been to war and seen more of the world than you probably ever will. This was my thing man, take care of life rather than take it. Don’t know why you feel the need to be a dick. I guess it’s my fault to try and vent here where everyone has a perfect life.


Sorry about your fish.

Do you frequent the strip mall that has the UPS in Mandeville?
This post was edited on 12/31/21 at 3:39 pm
Posted by G2160
houston
Member since May 2013
2147 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 3:38 pm to
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because I raised these fish from small fry.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
72374 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 3:38 pm to
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Yea, I am married


Most of us here are as well.

quote:

she is a dime


Most of us here feel the same about our wives.

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Much better that you probably will ever do.


You literally have zero chance of knowing that.

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I’m also a vet


A lot of us here are vets, myself included.

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been to war


Ditto.

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and seen more of the world than you probably ever will


A lot of us here have traveled abroad extensively.

quote:

This was my thing man, take care of life rather than take it. Don’t know why you feel the need to be a dick. I guess it’s my fault to try and vent here where everyone has a perfect life.


This is the OT. You’re nothing special. Stop acting like a pussy.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
149521 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 3:39 pm to
She took all of my swimmers
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
148565 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 3:39 pm to
quote:

All in all about 2k worth


She going to pay for it in blow jobs and butt stuff?
Posted by whiskey over ice
Member since Sep 2020
3696 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 3:39 pm to
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
59227 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 3:39 pm to
hot chicks don't go out of their way to clean fish tanks
Posted by Cajunlostincali
Honkyville
Member since Sep 2018
572 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 3:42 pm to
COURTBOUILLON

Cut fish into 3 inch chunks and sprinkle with creole seasoning. Set in fridge.

Cook veggies in butter until tender.

Add roux (either use 4 tablespoons flour browned in a pan or oven or make with 4 tablespoons flour browned in 3 tablespoons butter).

Add bay leaves.

Add stock, tomatoes, other liquid ingredients and salt and pepper. Note: chicken stock or clam juice (or both) can be used if you have no fish stock.

Simmer 20 minutes.

Add fish, seasonings, and parsley and simmer gently for 15 more minutes.

Adjust seasonings to taste.
Serve with rice in bowl.
This post was edited on 12/31/21 at 3:43 pm
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26142 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 3:45 pm to
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These are not cheap fish, largely because many are sourced from the wild environment, as they are extremely difficult to breed in captivity. You can expect to pay from $60 to $100 for a Gold Nugget pleco.Nov 18, 2020
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