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re: My neighbor just Jesus'd me
Posted on 12/21/17 at 12:04 am to MottLaneKid
Posted on 12/21/17 at 12:04 am to MottLaneKid
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Jesus Saves. He never turns away those who seek Him. We are all sinners. Every last one of us. Eternal life comes through faith in Jesus
Truth, but telling somebody this...
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When she kisses my cheek, I feel Him'.
Is weird and should be reevaluated.
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Posted on 12/21/17 at 12:05 am to AU4real35
100% agreement.
Posted on 12/21/17 at 1:04 am to ThatMakesSense
But deal. Stop being a follower in your thinking.
Posted on 12/21/17 at 1:21 am to ThatMakesSense
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peppers and guacamole, plus crackers
Posted on 12/21/17 at 4:51 am to ThatMakesSense
Invite over
Put on a kiss costume with full face paint.
Play kiss music loud.
Boyfriend leaves pissed.
His former girl checks out your waterbed with mirrors on top.
Thank me later!
Put on a kiss costume with full face paint.
Play kiss music loud.
Boyfriend leaves pissed.
His former girl checks out your waterbed with mirrors on top.
Thank me later!
Posted on 12/21/17 at 5:34 am to ThatMakesSense
Would’ve told him to stfu the instant he started preaching
Posted on 12/21/17 at 5:42 am to UncleRuckus
It's not sex if you PIIHB. What's her #?
Posted on 12/21/17 at 5:59 am to ThatMakesSense
I always hit em with "reading the bible is what led me to question the existence of god"
it usually runs them off
it usually runs them off
Posted on 12/21/17 at 6:15 am to ThatMakesSense
Girlfriend is already cheating on him.
Posted on 12/21/17 at 6:26 am to ThatMakesSense
so you 2 made out
Posted on 12/21/17 at 6:47 am to ThatMakesSense
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'When she kisses my cheek, I feel Him'.
That can't be Jesus because that's the Devil's threesome.
Posted on 12/21/17 at 6:48 am to Spankum
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It must be an effect of getting older, but I don't have much patience for that kind of shite...at all..
Yeah there's no fricking way that shite goes on for an hour... I don't think I'd make it 30 seconds before I told him to GTFO
Posted on 12/21/17 at 6:50 am to ThatMakesSense
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'When she kisses my cheek, I feel him move a little.'
Posted on 12/21/17 at 6:57 am to ThatMakesSense
I grew up Mormon. The only thing it's still useful for is turning the awkwardness of shite like this up to eleven.
"Can I interest you in a few of my favorite verses?"
"Can I interest you in another testament of Jesus Christ?"
"Can I interest you in a few of my favorite verses?"
"Can I interest you in another testament of Jesus Christ?"
Posted on 12/21/17 at 6:59 am to ThatMakesSense
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He just got engaged to his girlfriend last weekend.
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They've been dating 5 months.
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No sex.
Getting married before knowing how they are at sex is a huge gamble. Not recommended.
Posted on 12/21/17 at 7:11 am to ThatMakesSense
I grew up in a very Baptist environment. I fully understand the concept of "witnessing", as I was forced to do it on youth group trips.
I now view it as a strange practice of evangelicals and have no use for it. It's proselytizing. What makes somebody pick another person to witness to? Does some aspect of my appearance or personality imply that I don't know Jesus? I find that telling the witnesser that I'm a convert to Catholicism generally renders them speechless and they give up. (I once told one that I never really encountered Jesus until I went to Mass. They almost imploded.)
I now view it as a strange practice of evangelicals and have no use for it. It's proselytizing. What makes somebody pick another person to witness to? Does some aspect of my appearance or personality imply that I don't know Jesus? I find that telling the witnesser that I'm a convert to Catholicism generally renders them speechless and they give up. (I once told one that I never really encountered Jesus until I went to Mass. They almost imploded.)
Posted on 12/21/17 at 7:21 am to MottLaneKid
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Eternal life comes through faith in Jesus
So if I don't want to live forever, I can just not have faith in Jesus and I'll have a peaceful nonexistence when I die?
Posted on 12/21/17 at 7:24 am to ThatMakesSense
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They've been dating 5 months. No sex.
Tell him to just wait until they've been married for ten years.
Posted on 12/21/17 at 7:26 am to ThatMakesSense
Slap the shite out of him and test his cheek turning skills.
Posted on 12/21/17 at 7:28 am to Houma Sapien
Guac and truscuits...get with it baw.
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