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re: My neighbor just Jesus'd me
Posted on 12/20/17 at 10:43 pm to ThatMakesSense
Posted on 12/20/17 at 10:43 pm to ThatMakesSense
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And I quote, 'When she kisses my cheek, I feel Him'.
The guy whose dick has been in her mouth?
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Posted on 12/20/17 at 10:44 pm to ThatMakesSense
quote:
When she kisses my cheek, I feel Him'.
Wait til she sucks your dick, kiddo
Posted on 12/20/17 at 10:44 pm to ThatMakesSense
Feel Jesus through him bro. your soul is at stake
Posted on 12/20/17 at 10:46 pm to el Gaucho
Dude reached out to me for sure. I accepted, then it was an awkward handshake for no less than 90 seconds. With him staring deep in my eyes.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 10:48 pm to HempHead
Posted on 12/20/17 at 10:49 pm to ThatMakesSense
the eyes are the windows into the soul
Posted on 12/20/17 at 10:49 pm to Athis
quote:you might as well just say you're atheist/agnostic
made the mistake of telling one them that I thought Religion was a private matter
Posted on 12/20/17 at 10:53 pm to ThatMakesSense
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He kept quoting John 3:16..and I called him out on it.
I'm not religious but I know that one, I said.
Then he went bananas with some others.
What options do I have?
Go back home. Don't go over to his house anymore for peppers, guac, crackers, and tales of erotic religious kisses.
Also don't be a fig. You seem like kind of a fig so that's probably why he's hitting you with all of with the verses.
This post was edited on 12/20/17 at 10:54 pm
Posted on 12/20/17 at 10:54 pm to cajunangelle
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cajunangelle
My, uh, significant lady friend has told me that's going to be one of our wedding songs. Frankly, I'm tickled that I could make a woman under 50 become a fan of John Prine, tGOAT songwriter.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 10:56 pm to ThatMakesSense
I brought you peppers and guac and asked if you knew about man upstairs and you put my business on the internet?
You have made an enemy today sir. I'm over here, up all night not having sex and thinking of ways to come at you.
You have made an enemy today sir. I'm over here, up all night not having sex and thinking of ways to come at you.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 11:13 pm to ThatMakesSense
Throw out a few "got damn mother frickers" and that will usually bring a halt to the preaching.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 11:23 pm to ThatMakesSense
Dear Facebook
Posted on 12/20/17 at 11:24 pm to ThatMakesSense
Your attitude is nothing short of paltry, and distasteful. I will pray for you.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 11:27 pm to ThatMakesSense
This, right here, is why you should never refuse a handout from the Jehovah's Witnesses. Hell, keep a collection of The Watchtower hanging around. You could have nipped that shite right in the bud if you would have slapped down one of those comic books an said " The Lord told me we would be breaking bread tonight Brother.. Praise Jesus!"
Posted on 12/20/17 at 11:31 pm to ThatMakesSense
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guacamole
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hour of verses, with a crazy look in his eyes.
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dating 5 months. No sex.
Throw in some random Astros babbling and that sounds like a regular Tuesday night at TigerRyno’s
Posted on 12/20/17 at 11:36 pm to TheChosenOne
5 months? That aint shite. I went 5 years before laying the wood to my wife on our wedding night.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 11:36 pm to TheChosenOne
Amen. I converted 3 catholic neighbors to Christianity last week.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 11:38 pm to ThatMakesSense
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He just got engaged to his girlfriend last weekend. They've been dating 5 months. No sex. And I quote, 'When she kisses my cheek, I feel Him'. Totally ruined my buzz.
Nothing wrong with him sharing his faith but that last sentence is weird, very weird.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 11:47 pm to ThatMakesSense
Make sure that he sees you on your porch reading the bible and muttering, "...oh what a bunch of bullshite..." to yourself.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 11:53 pm to AU4real35
Jesus Saves. He never turns away those who seek Him. We are all sinners. Every last one of us. Eternal life comes through faith in Jesus
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