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My neighbor just Jesus'd me
Posted on 12/20/17 at 10:27 pm
Posted on 12/20/17 at 10:27 pm
Asked if I liked wild peppers. Hell ya, I do.
Brought over peppers and guacamole, plus crackers.
Then hit me with an hour of verses, with a crazy look in his eyes.
He just got engaged to his girlfriend last weekend. They've been dating 5 months. No sex. And I quote, 'When she kisses my cheek, I feel Him'.
Totally ruined my buzz.
Brought over peppers and guacamole, plus crackers.
Then hit me with an hour of verses, with a crazy look in his eyes.
He just got engaged to his girlfriend last weekend. They've been dating 5 months. No sex. And I quote, 'When she kisses my cheek, I feel Him'.
Totally ruined my buzz.
This post was edited on 12/20/17 at 10:28 pm
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Posted on 12/20/17 at 10:27 pm to ThatMakesSense
Jesus man.
Get a grip!
Get a grip!
Posted on 12/20/17 at 10:28 pm to ThatMakesSense
Sorry someone cares about your eternal fate.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 10:28 pm to ThatMakesSense
quote:
'When she kisses my cheek, I feel Him'.
Dafuq
Posted on 12/20/17 at 10:28 pm to ThatMakesSense
You gonna shag his old lady?
Posted on 12/20/17 at 10:28 pm to ThatMakesSense
quote:
They've been dating 5 months. No sex.
Gimme her digits.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 10:28 pm to Bullfrog
Finally kicked him out, and said, 'Im going to eat the hell out of those peppers and guac'
Posted on 12/20/17 at 10:28 pm to ThatMakesSense
It must be an effect of getting older, but I don't have much patience for that kind of shite...at all..
Posted on 12/20/17 at 10:29 pm to ThatMakesSense
You have been put on notice. It is over for you now, you heathen.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 10:29 pm to ThatMakesSense
quote:
'When she kisses my cheek, I feel Him'.
Tell him to PIIHB and she'll feel him
Posted on 12/20/17 at 10:29 pm to Spankum
We're both 31.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 10:31 pm to ThatMakesSense
quote:
My neighbor just Jesus'd me
Asked if I liked wild peppers. Hell ya, I do.
Brought over peppers and guacamole, plus crackers.
quote:
'When she kisses my cheek, I feel Him'.
You gonna pay for those free peppers in the morning.
He's gonna suffer a whole lot longer.
Pray for him.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 10:33 pm to ThatMakesSense
No sex for him, maybe.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 10:34 pm to ThatMakesSense
I made the mistake of telling one them that I thought Religion was a private matter. The guy levitated he was so mad.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 10:35 pm to ThatMakesSense
While out sailing on the ocean
While out sailing on the sea
I bumped in to the Savior, he said "pardon me!"
I said, "Jesus, you look tired!"
He said, "Jesus, so do you!"
So why don't you sit down son, cause we got some fat to chew.
While out sailing on the sea
I bumped in to the Savior, he said "pardon me!"
I said, "Jesus, you look tired!"
He said, "Jesus, so do you!"
So why don't you sit down son, cause we got some fat to chew.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 10:36 pm to ThatMakesSense
frick his fiancée. With a husband like that, you know she is going to be in to some crazy high school teacher type shite.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 10:36 pm to Athis
He kept quoting John 3:16..and I called him out on it.
I'm not religious but I know that one, I said.
Then he went bananas with some others.
What options do I have?
I'm not religious but I know that one, I said.
Then he went bananas with some others.
What options do I have?
Posted on 12/20/17 at 10:39 pm to HempHead
Hemp Head, name checks out. u good people!! with good hippy lettuce.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 10:41 pm to ThatMakesSense
Who eats guacamole with crackers?
Posted on 12/20/17 at 10:42 pm to TIGER2
I'm just trying to spread the gospel of John Prine, my good baw.
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