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My neighbor installed a port-o-let right next to our common fence.

Posted on 6/7/24 at 2:13 pm
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7431 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 2:13 pm
Last summer he had one in his driveway for 4 months while he got his whole interior remodeled. I can only assume he is about to do some work in the back (maybe install a pool?) but it is not far from my patio and will stink to high heaven in the heat. Plus it's unsightly.

WWTOTD?
Posted by saturday
Pronoun (Baw)
Member since Feb 2007
7773 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 2:14 pm to
Go next door and talk to the guy about it.
Posted by Night Vision
Member since Feb 2018
18793 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 2:14 pm to
Call your county environmental services folks.
Posted by oatmeal
NOLA
Member since Apr 2014
592 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 2:14 pm to
tip it over
Posted by SelaTiger
Member since Aug 2016
21195 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 2:14 pm to
Well if he didn’t Mexicans would be taking pisses and dumps in your yard more than likely.
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
67826 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 2:15 pm to
be a good neighbor and stfu
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
37685 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 2:15 pm to
quote:

WWTOTD?


Wait til he’s in it and then tump it over
Posted by bamaguy17
Member since Jul 2022
1242 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 2:15 pm to
If it's cleaned and serviced properly it won't stink that bad or at all. The company that services some of our plants has a guy that cleans it better than I do my own bathroom. On the other hand, we have a location with a different company and that shitter smells like a dead body.
Posted by Ignignokt
Member since Dec 2005
3475 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 2:16 pm to
quote:

tip it over


This but make sure he is in it and it hits door facing down. Then jump on top of it yelling "Who does number 2 work for?"
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
31485 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 2:16 pm to
Just go talk to him. He likely didn’t give the location a ton of thought.

If he refuses, hook it over the fence and tip it over.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
85209 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 2:18 pm to
Subtle I have both a patio and a fence brag.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
175636 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 2:18 pm to
Contractors don’t get to poo in the house
Posted by One72
Member since Jul 2022
1228 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 2:18 pm to
quote:

a guy that cleans it better than I do my own bathroom


I would never mention nor be proud of this.
Posted by North Dallas Tiger
United States of America
Member since Mar 2024
13008 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 2:19 pm to
What if you're neighbor just wants to shite in peace away from the rest of the household?

Or maybe he has some horrific gastrointestinal condition that causes his bowel movements to permeate a noxious, toxic level of foul smell that's unsafe for small children and those with pre-existing respiratory ailments?

Posted by faraway
Member since Nov 2022
3550 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 2:23 pm to
talk to the neighbor. if have hoa, check with them see if they can do anything.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50445 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 2:26 pm to
shite in his front yard to show him how it's done
Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
19014 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 2:27 pm to
run your water hose into the tank at night while he is sleeping

calling code enforcement when it overflows is optional
Posted by 24nights
North of I10
Member since Apr 2012
5246 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 2:27 pm to
piihwb
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
20650 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 2:27 pm to
quote:

Wait til he’s in it , then shite right outside of the door

FIFY
Posted by ItzMe1972
Member since Dec 2013
12147 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 2:31 pm to
Thats some shite.
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