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re: My Father-in-Law is about to catch these hands. *Final update on page 13

Posted on 12/21/18 at 8:55 am to
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91871 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 8:55 am to
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He’s a good dude and is only 59 and in excellent health...he’s well aware of what he’s doing. I think he’s trying to alpha dog me.


Tell him about the time you licked your own cum off his daughter's chest.
This post was edited on 12/21/18 at 8:56 am
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
19252 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 8:56 am to
I would not let any of my family stay in my house for 7 days straight let alone my in laws. 3 days at most.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53814 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 8:56 am to
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He walked out to get the paper this morning

Who still gets the paper delivered?
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
4229 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 8:56 am to
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It rained all day yesterday and instead of turning around in the driveway and going out forwards, he decides to back out (my driveway is about 200 feet long) and now I have an 8” deep rut about 100’ long.


Driving in reverse causes ruts but driving forward doesn't?
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12555 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 8:56 am to
I think it's clear who the real alpha of the family is.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80807 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 8:56 am to
Sounds like you selected your wife from the wrong gene pool.
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
24863 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 8:57 am to
Give him a shake weight for Christmas and tell him to tone up that worked for me
Posted by Buck Dancer
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2008
4867 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 8:57 am to
take him to lunch at Sonic
Posted by Jack Daniel
Gold member
Member since Feb 2013
29685 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 8:57 am to
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I think he’s trying to alpha dog me.

sounds like he already has
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
25790 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 8:57 am to
Man, I thought I had it bad.. but when my inlaws come to visit, they go out of their way to not bother anyone.
Posted by jkylejohnson
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2016
15222 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 8:58 am to
Dip your marshmallows in his hot chocolate
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91871 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 8:58 am to
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Driving in reverse causes ruts but driving forward doesn't?


Pretty obvious the FIL backed off the driveway and left a rut in the yard. Presumably he would have stayed on the driveway if he left going forward.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42888 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 8:58 am to
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How does backing out cause a rut that going forward would not have caused?


Uhh, it’s easier to see where you’re going driving forwards

quote:

And why don't you improve that drive so it doesn't rut?


The driveway is concrete. He was partially in the yard.
Posted by Cump11b
Member since Sep 2018
2026 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 8:58 am to
Kick his arse c-bass
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 8:59 am to
I bet he’s already pissed in your backyard and left you an upper decker in your bathroom
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
32429 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 8:59 am to
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sets off the 20 smoke detectors,


I’ve got to see this. That’s the most smoke detectors I’ve ever heard of in a double wide.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42888 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 8:59 am to
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Tell him about the time you licked your own cum off his daughter's chest.


That was another girl before I met his daughter. frick it, I might tell him anyway
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30401 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:00 am to
He's going to beat your arse and show you all about old man strength
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91871 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:03 am to
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That was another girl before I met his daughter. frick it, I might tell him anyway



I figured it was, but tell him regardless.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
33392 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:03 am to
Sounds like that dude straight up hates you. You cheat on his daughter or something?
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