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re: My Father-in-Law is about to catch these hands. *Final update on page 13

Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:27 am to
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
22484 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:27 am to
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Been here for 2 days. 5 more to go. Gets up at 4:30 and cooks breakfast for himself.

He walked out to get the paper this morning and left the front door open and my daughter’s cat got out



Your daughter doesn't get up early to cook her husband and father breakfast, and doesn't have the paper waiting for them? Kudos to your father-in-law for subtly bringing that to your attention so you can address it properly.

Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
75889 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:28 am to
Better be careful tigah, he probably has old man strength going for him and could whip your arse
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42888 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:29 am to
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I'm 58 and can be quite the a-hole but your FIL has me beat...


I honestly believe he’s oblivious to the hell he is causing...that’s why I haven’t said anything yet. He’s a good guy and we haven’t had any issues in the 15 years I’ve been married to his daughter.
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
64011 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:30 am to
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We’ve always had a good relationship.


Until now.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34722 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:31 am to
Just bang his daughter a little harder...
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
53359 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:33 am to
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He crashes pretty hard in the living room at about 8 and is up at about 4:00.


Then crank the tv up about 10:30
Posted by BrotherEsau
Member since Aug 2011
3601 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:33 am to
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He’s a good dude and is only 59 and in excellent health...he’s well aware of what he’s doing. I think he’s trying to alpha dog me.


You're probably aggravating the frick out of him.

Not to get all serious, but mine aggravated me for years. Was also a good guy. Just aggravated me. We just watched him die of cancer. Dealing with the aggravation is much preferable.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42888 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:33 am to
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Just bang his daughter a little harder...


He’s gonna hear it tonight
Posted by MBclass83
Member since Oct 2010
10384 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:34 am to
Please send my father back. He got out the other day and we haven't been able to find him.
Posted by Captain Crown
Member since Jun 2011
57219 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:34 am to
Murk his arse
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
71132 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:35 am to
I mean, let's be honest. He's being very passive aggressive, so the only way to establish dominance is either to be upfront, direct, and aggressive, or whine like a beta bitch on the internet. Good job choosing the latter

In all seriousness, the solution is obvious: bang his daughter well enough to give her an ear-piercing orgasm that wakes her dad up. He can act all billy-badarse all he wants, but you're the one laying the wood to his daughter. You literally have the ace in the hole.
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32611 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:37 am to
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now I have to go try to wrangle this motherfricker up before it gets run over or pregnant. 



Posted by p&g
Dixie
Member since Jun 2005
12995 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:37 am to
He sounds awesome to me.


A big frick you for fricking his daughter.
Deal with it geek.
Posted by OleWarSkuleAlum
Huntsville, AL
Member since Dec 2013
10293 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:37 am to
My SIL is a giant pussy who runs some restaurants. I’m gonna whoop his arse.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:39 am to
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bang his daughter well enough to give her an ear-piercing orgasm


record it and send a copy home with him.
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
5451 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:39 am to
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It rained all day yesterday and instead of turning around in the driveway and going out forwards, he decides to back out (my driveway is about 200 feet long) and now I have an 8” deep rut about 100’ long in my yard.


Real men back first.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:40 am to
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Real men back first.



hmmm..
Posted by Lacour
Member since Nov 2009
32949 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:40 am to
You ain’t gone do shite
Posted by Jack Daniel
Gold member
Member since Feb 2013
29685 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:41 am to
His knuckles will have a chat with your chin and orbital bone
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51589 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:42 am to
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I think he’s trying to alpha dog me.


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Doesn’t use the damn exhaust over the range, sets off the 20 smoke detectors, and now my entire house smells like a burnt sausage patty. Wouldn’t be a big deal except that he did the exact same thing yesterday morning.

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left the front door open

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goes into my office

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pushes all of my paperwork off to the side

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puts his feet up on my desk

You don't say?
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