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Posted on 12/13/25 at 12:04 am to VolunGator
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Probably needs anal glands expressed.
What the frick? Do dog owners really have to do this?
Posted on 12/13/25 at 8:04 am to Slippy
Stop sniffing your dogs farts.
Problem solved!
Next!
Problem solved!
Next!
Posted on 12/13/25 at 8:06 am to Slippy
quote:Oddly coincidental, after Katrina by my brother-in-law’s house, I kept smelling what I thought was dog farts.
My dog’s farts smell like a dead body.
Guess what it turnt out to be?
Posted on 12/13/25 at 10:20 am to Slippy
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Dog farts
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Slippy
Checks out
Posted on 12/13/25 at 10:21 am to Slippy
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My dog’s farts smell like a dead body
Did you check your house for a dead body?
Posted on 12/13/25 at 10:22 am to MorbidTheClown
My dog loves to sleep next to or on top of me. Like total lap dog. However occasionally I’ll fart on her as I’m going to sleep and she’ll get pissed and go sleep in the other room
Posted on 12/13/25 at 10:26 am to Slippy
I’d rather your problem than having dead bodies smelling like a rancid dog’s fart.
Posted on 12/13/25 at 10:45 am to harmonics
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Dog farts are brutal
Especially when they are older it seems. My pooch is older and she lets out silent but violent bombs. Sometimes when she is in the living room with my dad I will hear him yell out how bad her farts are.
When she is really letting them out in bed with me I cover her with a light blanket or dish towel to try and lessen the damage.
Posted on 12/13/25 at 11:08 am to MorbidTheClown
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Our little dog has these silent but deadly farts. Farts then jumps up and runs away.
My dog farts then fans them with his tail for maximum effect.
Posted on 12/13/25 at 11:56 am to Slippy
I’ve never understood how pet owners know what exactly is wrong with their dog bc they can’t speak. Like my dog has arthritis, how do you even know that?
Posted on 12/13/25 at 12:02 pm to Slippy
Then why not put the dog outside. There's no way in hell I'm letting a stinking dog have me leave my house when there's the option to put the dog outside until the issue passes.
Posted on 12/13/25 at 12:04 pm to BrianFlanagan
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The only people I will have sympathy for are other French Bulldog owners
I have 2 French Bulldogs ( had 3 but we had to put one down last week
Posted on 12/13/25 at 12:17 pm to Bear88
Did you see the movie "10"? Although Bo Derek was most memorable, the scene with the Great Dane was the comedy moment of the year, or at least in the running.
Posted on 12/13/25 at 12:32 pm to real turf fan
Call the dog your service animal and take him to the grocery store. Hang out on the candy aisle until he gets it out of his system.
Posted on 12/17/25 at 10:04 am to PetroBabich
Yes. Some dog owners have it done by the groomer.
Posted on 12/17/25 at 10:35 am to Slippy
If you have recently started with anything liver flavored, i.e. treats, food, etc, then that may be the problem..
Posted on 12/17/25 at 10:47 am to Slippy
No human can fart quite like a dog.
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