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re: My dog’s farts smell like a dead body.

Posted on 12/12/25 at 11:17 pm to
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
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Posted on 12/12/25 at 11:17 pm to
Posted by PetroBabich
Donetsk Oblast
Member since Apr 2017
5140 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 12:04 am to
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Probably needs anal glands expressed.



What the frick? Do dog owners really have to do this?
Posted by lake chuck fan
Vinton
Member since Aug 2011
23793 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 8:04 am to
Stop sniffing your dogs farts.
Problem solved!
Next!
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74865 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 8:06 am to
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My dog’s farts smell like a dead body.
Oddly coincidental, after Katrina by my brother-in-law’s house, I kept smelling what I thought was dog farts.

Guess what it turnt out to be?
Posted by WheyCheddar
Member since Aug 2024
1474 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 10:20 am to
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Dog farts





quote:

Slippy




Checks out
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26630 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 10:21 am to
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My dog’s farts smell like a dead body


Did you check your house for a dead body?
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20499 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 10:22 am to
My dog loves to sleep next to or on top of me. Like total lap dog. However occasionally I’ll fart on her as I’m going to sleep and she’ll get pissed and go sleep in the other room
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
178996 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 10:26 am to
I’d rather your problem than having dead bodies smelling like a rancid dog’s fart.
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
10065 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 10:45 am to
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Dog farts are brutal


Especially when they are older it seems. My pooch is older and she lets out silent but violent bombs. Sometimes when she is in the living room with my dad I will hear him yell out how bad her farts are.

When she is really letting them out in bed with me I cover her with a light blanket or dish towel to try and lessen the damage.
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
63418 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 11:08 am to
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Our little dog has these silent but deadly farts. Farts then jumps up and runs away.


My dog farts then fans them with his tail for maximum effect.
Posted by CalicoLSU1980
Member since Nov 2025
313 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 11:56 am to
I’ve never understood how pet owners know what exactly is wrong with their dog bc they can’t speak. Like my dog has arthritis, how do you even know that?
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20041 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 12:02 pm to
Then why not put the dog outside. There's no way in hell I'm letting a stinking dog have me leave my house when there's the option to put the dog outside until the issue passes.
Posted by Bear88
Member since Oct 2014
15079 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 12:04 pm to
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The only people I will have sympathy for are other French Bulldog owners


I have 2 French Bulldogs ( had 3 but we had to put one down last week ) . The one we had to put down and our newest , no problems at all. But we have one who , I think a constant fog follows him . Very gassy . He only gets to come in at night for bed . They are the most loving dogs I have ever owned . Went 2 for 3 on Frenchies I guess
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
11935 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 12:17 pm to
Did you see the movie "10"? Although Bo Derek was most memorable, the scene with the Great Dane was the comedy moment of the year, or at least in the running.
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
8519 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 12:32 pm to
Call the dog your service animal and take him to the grocery store. Hang out on the candy aisle until he gets it out of his system.
Posted by VolunGator
Franklin, TN / Key West, FL
Member since Jan 2020
1466 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 10:04 am to
Yes. Some dog owners have it done by the groomer.
Posted by Portballs
Member since Jun 2025
503 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 10:35 am to
If you have recently started with anything liver flavored, i.e. treats, food, etc, then that may be the problem..
Posted by RibsandWhiskey
Metry
Member since Aug 2011
823 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 10:47 am to
No human can fart quite like a dog.
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