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My 4yo found a carpenter bee at the bottom of the pool when I was cleaning it
Posted on 4/10/19 at 1:27 pm
Posted on 4/10/19 at 1:27 pm
He was so proud of it he carried it around all day and showed his mom, his sisters, his grandmother...
I got him a little ramekin to put it in and he asked if he could put some neosporin on the bee to 'fix the dead'.
Thought it was cute and so I let him put some neosporin on the bee.
Today I went out back to toss the bee and THE DAMN THING IS ALIVE.
At first it was just one leg and now its crawling around the damn table. My 4yo thinks he can 'fix the dead' now with neosporone.
So I'm sitting here trying to work now with a bee on a paper plate with some simple syrup (bee needs to eat right) the bee is enjoying since I don't have bee nectar handy.
eta updated with pic..because why not?
I got him a little ramekin to put it in and he asked if he could put some neosporin on the bee to 'fix the dead'.
Thought it was cute and so I let him put some neosporin on the bee.
Today I went out back to toss the bee and THE DAMN THING IS ALIVE.
At first it was just one leg and now its crawling around the damn table. My 4yo thinks he can 'fix the dead' now with neosporone. So I'm sitting here trying to work now with a bee on a paper plate with some simple syrup (bee needs to eat right) the bee is enjoying since I don't have bee nectar handy.
eta updated with pic..because why not?
This post was edited on 4/10/19 at 1:29 pm
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Posted on 4/10/19 at 1:28 pm to CAD703X
hopefully the bee stings your kid. will be an important life lesson.
Posted on 4/10/19 at 1:29 pm to CAD703X
those things are freaking resilient! them and coach roaches will be here long after we are gone!
Posted on 4/10/19 at 1:29 pm to CAD703X
I’m sure there’s a way to profit off of this
Posted on 4/10/19 at 1:29 pm to CAD703X
quote:
carpenter bee
while not aggressive, they hurt worse than a wasp if prompted to sting.
Posted on 4/10/19 at 1:29 pm to Winston Cup
quote:No matter how much you love something, it will always hurt you in the end? Dark, accurate...10/10
hopefully the bee stings your kid. will be an important life lesson.
Posted on 4/10/19 at 1:30 pm to CAD703X
Can't be
Posted on 4/10/19 at 1:30 pm to CAD703X
Posted on 4/10/19 at 1:30 pm to CAD703X
Looks like it needs to be dumped onto the ground and stepped on to finish the job, if you ask me
Posted on 4/10/19 at 1:31 pm to CAD703X
Whatever you do, do NOT put shreddered magazine as bedding for him.
ETA: RIP Tanden
ETA: RIP Tanden
This post was edited on 4/10/19 at 1:33 pm
Posted on 4/10/19 at 1:31 pm to CAD703X
He probably has a new lease on life and who knows, your son finding him may prompt him to get away from the needle...
Posted on 4/10/19 at 1:31 pm to CAD703X
Looks like you jerked off on the bee
Posted on 4/10/19 at 1:31 pm to CAD703X
Why aren’t you marketing your kid? Building a church for him? There’s money in bringing people back from the dead.
And in taking money from people to keep him away from dead relatives.
And in taking money from people to keep him away from dead relatives.
Posted on 4/10/19 at 1:33 pm to CAD703X
Paul Allen should have tried Neosporin®?
Posted on 4/10/19 at 1:33 pm to CAD703X
And...this is how the zombie apocalypse starts...
Posted on 4/10/19 at 1:33 pm to CAD703X
zomBEE!
Posted on 4/10/19 at 1:34 pm to CAD703X
Once he starts flying again, you should hit him with a tennis racket and see if the neosporin really works
Posted on 4/10/19 at 1:34 pm to Macavity92
This is the next Tanden.
I look forward to it.
I look forward to it.
Posted on 4/10/19 at 1:35 pm to CAD703X
That’s pretty unbeelievable
Posted on 4/10/19 at 1:35 pm to CAD703X
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My 4yo thinks he can 'fix the dead' now with neosporone.
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