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re: Moms Friend Wants Me

Posted on 10/28/23 at 1:04 am to
Posted by HerkFlyer
Auburn, AL
Member since Jan 2018
3011 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 1:04 am to
quote:

I’m not posting a pic of my mom idiot. Don’t be weird


I've never seen a request for mom pics from a poster. Stand your ground baw.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65974 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 1:21 am to
Ha, hate I missed this, OP. World Series was on.

As a 52 myself I can't tell you what to do as I respect your father. What I can say at 52 is anyone "fit" and divorced over 40 w kids will likely be something you won't forget. A hot 52 will eat you alive.
Posted by gizmothepug
Louisiana
Member since Apr 2015
6639 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 1:42 am to
quote:

She is single


Then do what the little head is telling you, as long as it wasn’t a recent divorce. If it was, the 50 something husband might be looking for someone to take out 20 years of anger and frustration on.
Posted by POTUS2024
Member since Nov 2022
11580 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 1:52 am to
None of this happened.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21995 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 1:58 am to
quote:

We don’t have each others phone number so she has no way of contacting me. If she was interested i would have thought by now she’d ask my mom for my number and come up with a bullshite excuse as to why she needs it. I don’t know when the next time we’ll see each other is so i’m not sure how to pursue. Maybe she was just being nice.
Middle aged women love Facebook. Look her up on there baw
Posted by lsudave1
Baton Metairie
Member since Jan 2005
7479 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 2:13 am to
quote:

I join in on the fun, having a vodka or two.


After reviewing the play, the ruling on the field that you must be a virgin stands as called. Go for it I guess.
This post was edited on 10/28/23 at 2:28 am
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
21514 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 2:59 am to
Well, at least your offspring will be.........different.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25885 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 3:06 am to
Stay the frick away from my mom. I bought her that top for her birthday.
Posted by Xignals
Pits of Hell
Member since Nov 2013
1315 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 5:13 am to
Nope she was there to have a threesome with your folks. She was just getting herself worked up by fricking with you.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12327 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 5:33 am to
You missed your window. She prob had a couple glasses of wine, been lonely lately, and was thinking about it as some sort of fantasy.

She woke up this morning and felt bad about even thinking about it and has moved on.

This all said assuming you were reading the room correctly which chances are, you weren’t.

Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
16022 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 5:35 am to
quote:

Give her the best 47 seconds of your life.


That’s a lot of foreplay.
Posted by Motownsix
Boise
Member since Oct 2022
1982 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 5:39 am to
Dear Penthouse, …………

Congrats on the secks.
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
30306 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 5:41 am to
Gotta get one of those Steel Python pills from the glass display by the register at your local gas station. “Won’t just be the best minute of your life……it’ll be the last minute of your life.” That’s their slogan. I think it’s bad for you heart or something.
Posted by mattchewbocca
houma, la
Member since Jun 2008
5410 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 6:21 am to
Ya know what you should do? You should marry her. Only logical choice.
Posted by 75503Tiger
Member since Sep 2015
4219 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 6:24 am to
The fall of Western civilization is upon us when a young man has to get advice about fricking a willing woman. Go frick her you big puss
Posted by The People
LSU Alumni
Member since Aug 2008
4217 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 6:30 am to
This thread has a lot of long term potential.

To be 24 years old again and have this dilemma isn’t something you should take for granted. You’ll blink your eyes and be double that age before you know it.

Based on the pics, the answer is very easy. Don’t frick this up.

Earn this. Earn it everyday.

This post was edited on 10/28/23 at 6:32 am
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90937 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 6:31 am to
quote:

What would yall do in my situation?


Post some damn pics for the OT, that’s what I would do

ETA I see OP did. Good job
This post was edited on 10/28/23 at 6:43 am
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90937 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 6:34 am to
quote:

I don’t know when the next time we’ll see each other is so i’m not sure how to pursue. Maybe she was just being nice.


Facebook message. “Hey, I enjoyed seeing you and talking to you the other day, hate you had to leave early”

Let her take it from there. Her response will tell you what’s up. And if you read her wrong, your message gives you plausible deniability because you can say you were being polite. Cougars are usually straight forward they don’t play games like young girls do
Posted by michael corleone
baton rouge
Member since Jun 2005
5828 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 6:35 am to
All of that and you didn’t make a move ?you are a classic Beta Gen Z. Do you need specific instructions on what to do and when ?
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90937 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 6:37 am to
quote:

After I got the vibe she wanted me, I took some pics of her that I could jerk to later.


Well, alright then
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