Millenials are the worst generation of human beings ever.

Spoiled. Entitled. Narcissistic. Coddled by their parents and told all their lives that they are the center of the universe. They bitch about the direction of the country but DON'T VOTE (unless they are voting for the first black president -- that's cool).

Too addicted to technology to hang out someplace without a cell signal for more than 30 minutes (see, Tiger Stadium). Unable to have normal social interaction, as in a live conversation, without checking their phones. Oh, and they hate corporations (Apple is a corporation?) but are generally ignorant of how markets work.

They are individualists who fail to see how tattoos and piercing might, just maybe, possibly affect their career options. They really don't want to work. Except they work hard at hooking up. And removing body hair. They are obsessed with body hair. They preen in front of mirrors, at home and at the gym (especially at the gym).

They love to tell the world how liberal they are, but their understanding of "liberal" doesn't go much father than gay marriage and pot legalization.

We are all doomed. DOOMED.

Get off my fricking lawn.