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re: Middle seat sprawlers on flights

Posted on 10/20/26 at 9:05 am to
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
14272 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 9:05 am to
I'll have my mom give me more notice next time she dies.
Posted by Novastar
Member since Jan 2023
1120 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 9:07 am to
I don't care about getting the middle seat on flights +/- an hour. I just want to get home.
Posted by Baers Foot
Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns
Member since Dec 2011
3964 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 9:15 am to
What do y'all prefer in economy, aisle or window?

Aisle = upvote
Window = downvote
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
11662 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 9:19 am to
quote:

What do y'all prefer in economy, aisle or window?


Unless you’re a midget, I don’t see why any guy would voluntarily sit anywhere other than the aisle.
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19467 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 9:31 am to
quote:

know it's the rule, but why do we reward the middle seat people? Nowadays, if you're not in the middle seat, it means you either booked ahead of time or paid extra. Why am I giving up common room to the guy guy that booked last minute or didn't want to spend the extra $12.


You can take solace knowing it’s still worse for them
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19467 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 9:33 am to
quote:

booked early. I get the aisle. I have two arms, I get two armrests. frick the late booking cheap bitch in the middle. Rewarding bad behavior is why we are in the situation we are in these days. I bet they book earlier next time.


It’s cute that you express your anger on the middle seat guy when it’s entirely due to airline shittiness and consumer behavior that the situation exists in the firstplace
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
3239 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 9:48 am to
LOL at the poors who have to fly commercial.
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
26415 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 10:32 am to
I am sitting next to a hottie as I type this.








It’s my wife.
Posted by UtahCajun
Member since Jul 2021
8920 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 10:34 am to
quote:

What is a middle seat

I don't know. I have never seen one from my suite at the front of the plane.
This post was edited on 10/20/26 at 10:35 am
Posted by Dirtysouthdeacon
Dirtysouth
Member since Aug 2018
308 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 10:44 am to
If it is a two seat row and it is me and wife and or kids, I will take the window bc I can sleep better against the wall versus getting bumped around by the flight attendants up and down the aisle. If alone, aisle every time.
Posted by Jon A thon
Member since May 2019
2591 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 11:52 am to
If I want to attempt to sleep, I pick the window. Just had a few 11 hour flights for work. I'm not risking putting in the effort to sleep and then getting woken up for a bathroom run by others in my row. Then I can't get back asleep and have 9 hours left.
Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
24367 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 11:56 am to
Is this what you heathens are doing in the back of the plane? Fighting over arm rests??
Posted by Swamp Angel
West Georgia Chicken Farm Territory
Member since Jul 2004
10761 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 1:20 pm to
That's a shite attitude, man. The poor guy in the middle seat should, by rights, have claim to both armrests. (Unless he/she is an amorphous blob of lard.)
Posted by HogPharmer
Member since Jun 2022
4139 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 1:22 pm to
BabyTac will be along shortly to tell you to buy your own plane. With cash.
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
6707 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 1:32 pm to
I’ll asl my butler, he flys commercial
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83215 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

Boarded a flight with my wife recently. She takes the window I take the aisle and we hope we end up with an empty middle seat. Doesn’t always work. When we boarded the middle seat guy was in the window seat and tried the I’m already here so we don’t you just sit in the middle. Yeah, didn’t go so well for him. He reluctantly moved to the middle then did everything he could to make it uncomfortable for the row. The more we ignored his bs the more irritated he got till he finally fell in line.



I mean, that guy is an arse, but it's weird to voluntarily pre-pick a situation where a stranger is between you and your wife on the same row. I can't imagine you end up with an empty seat often enough to roll the dice like that.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
36408 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 1:34 pm to
I'm glad there are 3 people in our family...
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
20871 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 1:35 pm to
quote:

You’re in the middle seat, bitch.


Sorry man.

You’re the a-hole here
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
151455 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 1:38 pm to
straight to jail

This post was edited on 10/20/26 at 1:42 pm
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
68170 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 1:57 pm to
My man
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