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Middle seat sprawlers on flights

Posted on 10/20/26 at 8:25 am
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
69831 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 8:25 am
frick outta here. You’re in the middle seat, bitch.
Posted by jacquespene8
Nashville, TN
Member since Sep 2007
4578 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 8:26 am to
Don’t be jealous you can’t afford the middle seat
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
77055 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 8:26 am to
Contraction correction

quote:

Meat sprawlers on flights
FIFY
Posted by TROLA
BATON ROUGE
Member since Apr 2004
15066 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 8:26 am to
Well if I’m in the middle, I’m taking both arm rests and you can frick off
Posted by brmark70816
Atlanta, GA
Member since Feb 2011
11525 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 8:28 am to
quote:

Well if I’m in the middle, I’m taking both arm rests and you can frick off


That is the rule. Middle seat gets both. Window seat leans to the the window and aisle seat gets the aisle.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
143281 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 8:29 am to
Middle seat people deserve the armrests.
Posted by theliontamer
Chicago
Member since Nov 2015
2657 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 8:35 am to
I know it's the rule, but why do we reward the middle seat people? Nowadays, if you're not in the middle seat, it means you either booked ahead of time or paid extra. Why am I giving up common room to the guy guy that booked last minute or didn't want to spend the extra $12.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
133625 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 8:35 am to
What is a middle seat?
Posted by Yaboylsu63
Member since Mar 2014
3929 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 8:39 am to
Im fine giving up armrest to middle seat, as long as they arent fat.

If they are fat then gross and go be fat somewhere else.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
35464 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 8:40 am to
She has to make room for her FUPA...
Posted by Eighteen
Member since Dec 2006
37544 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 8:40 am to


Nobody in an office is waiting on a middle seat email
This post was edited on 10/20/26 at 8:43 am
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
26316 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 8:41 am to
quote:

I know it's the rule, but why do we reward the middle seat people?


Its not a reward. Its all they get. you get the wall/aisle. let them have arm rests. also very rarely do i find myself resting naturally with both arms on an armrest like someone in an electric chair.
Posted by slidingstop
Member since Jan 2025
2831 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 8:41 am to
why don't you try to do better so you can fly first class?



And if you did really good, you could fly on a corporate/private plane.
Posted by ob1pimpbobi
College Station
Member since Jul 2022
3522 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 8:45 am to
Boarded a flight with my wife recently. She takes the window I take the aisle and we hope we end up with an empty middle seat. Doesn’t always work. When we boarded the middle seat guy was in the window seat and tried the I’m already here so we don’t you just sit in the middle. Yeah, didn’t go so well for him. He reluctantly moved to the middle then did everything he could to make it uncomfortable for the row. The more we ignored his bs the more irritated he got till he finally fell in line.
Posted by Grnbud
Member since Jan 2025
257 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 8:46 am to
I booked early. I get the aisle. I have two arms, I get two armrests. frick the late booking cheap bitch in the middle. Rewarding bad behavior is why we are in the situation we are in these days. I bet they book earlier next time.
Posted by cubsfinger
On The Road
Member since Mar 2017
1950 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 8:46 am to
quote:

That is the rule.

Usually yes, but when there is no arm rest on an exit row, I’ll take the middle arm rest.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
15364 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 8:48 am to
No middle seat in my car or on a train.

Flying is for NPC's.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
22071 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 8:48 am to
I thought the title was “Middle East Sprawlers on flights”

I was like “oh this is gonna be good”.
Posted by CajunInFL
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2007
2150 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 8:58 am to
Take the armrest, I don't have a problem with that. But when your elbow is my side, I have to take some issue. Two flights last weekend, the little man in the middle was a problem.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
69831 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 9:03 am to
quote:

I booked early. I get the aisle. I have two arms, I get two armrests. frick the late booking cheap bitch in the middle. Rewarding bad behavior is why we are in the situation we are in these days. I bet they book earlier next time.


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