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Microsoft offers voluntary buyouts to 60,000 employees (27% of their employees)

Posted on 10/26/26 at 11:19 am
Posted by Tampa Ray
Member since Oct 2026
297 posts
Posted on 10/26/26 at 11:19 am
Translation, you can take the buyout or we can just terminate you in a few months.

At this point why even waste money going to college?
People under 22 years old are pretty much F'd.
Learn to be a plumber I guess.

CNBC
This post was edited on 10/26/26 at 11:22 am
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
7613 posts
Posted on 10/26/26 at 11:20 am to
It was bound to happen even before AI, market is flooded with onshore and offshore people that do the same thing.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
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Posted on 10/26/26 at 11:21 am to
quote:

Learn to be a plumber I guess.


Posted by ItzMe1972
Member since Dec 2013
13010 posts
Posted on 10/26/26 at 11:22 am to
Learn to code.

Oh wait.....
Posted by tigeraddict
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2007
15367 posts
Posted on 10/26/26 at 11:23 am to
quote:

Learn to be a plumber I guess.



i was a licensed plumber before i got my college degree (mechanical engineering).... but because of that experience (plumber/pipefitter) i am indispensable in my current position.

Posted by RummelTiger
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Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 10/26/26 at 11:23 am to
It's across four countries, so maybe see what impact it has to the U.S. before writing college off altogether?

Also, those who don't go to college will be way behind, as, like you mentioned, they will be competing against a lot of others that do have a college background.

So, if a trade isn't in your future (and this is a GREAT option if you choose it), then you better go to college.
Posted by FLTech
he/won
Member since Sep 2017
30028 posts
Posted on 10/26/26 at 11:24 am to
Perhaps they are getting rid of forced DEI dead weight shitty employees? In fact, that's exactly what they are doing - All companies are doing it
This post was edited on 10/26/26 at 11:25 am
Posted by ItzMe1972
Member since Dec 2013
13010 posts
Posted on 10/26/26 at 11:26 am to
"Thought the jab would take care of the RIF."

Posted by Tampa Ray
Member since Oct 2026
297 posts
Posted on 10/26/26 at 11:30 am to
quote:


Perhaps they are getting rid of forced DEI dead weight shitty employees? In fact, that's exactly what they are doing -


They're just getting rid of 60,000 DEI hires?
That's your theory?
This post was edited on 10/26/26 at 11:33 am
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 10/26/26 at 11:31 am to
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because of that experience (plumber/pipefitter) i am indispensable in my current position.



Don’t kid yourself, man. I followed a similar path and it served me very well through my career. However, layoff decisions are made far away from folks who understand the actual workforce needs. Your salary catches the eye of some bean counter who knows nothing about plumbing or engineering, you will be gone in an hour.
Posted by BitBuster
Lafayette
Member since Dec 2017
2098 posts
Posted on 10/26/26 at 11:36 am to
American companies should have to RIF offshore personnel first.
Posted by BTROleMisser
Murica'
Member since Nov 2017
17926 posts
Posted on 10/26/26 at 11:39 am to
Learn to provide for yourself and live minimally off the land, foraging, hunting and fishing for food. Take survivalist training.
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
7613 posts
Posted on 10/26/26 at 11:39 am to
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DEI dead weight


Yes, they are also purging H1's majorly.
Posted by Jack Daniel
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Member since Feb 2013
30060 posts
Posted on 10/26/26 at 11:42 am to
Learn to code….. oh nevermind
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
31264 posts
Posted on 10/26/26 at 11:48 am to
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Microsoft offers voluntary buyouts to 60,000 employees


Next weeks news: Microsoft Hires 60,000 HB1's for their new office in Frisco, TX

This post was edited on 10/26/26 at 11:49 am
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
143501 posts
Posted on 10/26/26 at 11:49 am to
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Translation, you can take the buyout or we can just terminate you in a few months.



Pro tip: Take the buyout always.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
126595 posts
Posted on 10/26/26 at 12:37 pm to
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plumber


Eventually someone has to have money to pay the plumber
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
65588 posts
Posted on 10/26/26 at 12:40 pm to
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Learn to provide for yourself and live minimally off the land, foraging, hunting and fishing for food.


Why?
Posted by Traffic Circle
Down the Rabbit Hole
Member since Nov 2013
5230 posts
Posted on 10/26/26 at 12:50 pm to
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Why?


Because obviously nobody cares if you roam around on their land acting like Daniel Boone.
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
24660 posts
Posted on 10/26/26 at 1:13 pm to
Microsoft employs 240,000 people? WOW that’s shocking to me.

I’m curious how many of these are in the states.
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