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re: Microsoft offers voluntary buyouts to 60,000 employees (27% of their employees)

Posted on 10/26/26 at 7:17 pm to
Posted by Turnblad85
Member since Sep 2022
6273 posts
Posted on 10/26/26 at 7:17 pm to
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Learn to provide for yourself and live minimally off the land, foraging, hunting and fishing for food.



better hope not many other people have this same idea. We have far far outpaced the natural carrying capacity of this country.
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
11019 posts
Posted on 10/26/26 at 7:21 pm to
What people with finance degrees are supposed to do in a few years, i have no idea.

The theory is that AI will make finance so complex and complicated that only AI can understand it.
Posted by BWHLSU
Member since Jul 2026
493 posts
Posted on 10/26/26 at 7:23 pm to
Incredible. 27% of workforce.

These mother frickers. One day, Apple, Google, Meta, Elon... everyone, they'll follow suit. And we consumers keep giving them all our money by the barrel full. Hate this
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
217091 posts
Posted on 10/26/26 at 7:28 pm to
Hi tech is going to ruin the world. I’m waiting gif everything to blow up so we can all start over like Mayberry… such a peaceful time.
Posted by Turnblad85
Member since Sep 2022
6273 posts
Posted on 10/26/26 at 7:29 pm to
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in a small way, I'm glad that high school diploma graduates that work hard and make good decisions can make some decent money.



agree. If you're out there legitimately working hard day in, day out, you deserve to be financially comfortable no matter what you're doing.
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
7213 posts
Posted on 10/26/26 at 7:33 pm to
If there was any semblance of justice in this country the H1Bs would have to go first. Indian leadership so that ain't what's happening.
Posted by tigersbh
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2005
13601 posts
Posted on 10/26/26 at 7:35 pm to
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Learn to provide for yourself and live minimally off the land, foraging, hunting and fishing for food. Take survivalist training.


Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17796 posts
Posted on 10/26/26 at 7:43 pm to
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Overhiring from covid, but they're going to put a pretty face on it and say that it's because they're investing in AI. I'm sure Copilot is just tearing up the AI charts.


Copilot sucks but is steadily improving thanks to integrations with other AI products

I recently had Copilot write suggested highlights for each of my employees annual reviews. It searched through email and Teams finding projects, praise, and challenges to use for each of them
Posted by lynxcat
Member since Jan 2008
25394 posts
Posted on 10/26/26 at 8:45 pm to
They aren’t going to fire all 60K. This is just a management technique to find out who is “all in” and who already ha s afoot out the door and needs a nudge.
Posted by ShoughTFU
Member since Jan 2026
330 posts
Posted on 10/26/26 at 8:52 pm to
They getting rid of the American workers to replace them with H1B India Indentured Servants
Posted by Melkor
Member since Sep 2022
228 posts
Posted on 10/26/26 at 11:31 pm to
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They aren’t going to fire all 60K. This is just a management technique to find out who is “all in” and who already ha s afoot out the door and needs a nudge.
Afraid not. Things inside Microsoft have never been so bad. People were being silently laid off beyond the announced layoffs; suprise poor performance review that dismisses all accomplishments and cites some arbitrary, unmeasurable lack of 'impact', 'visibility', etc.

This started circulating mid last year leading up to the VRP (Voluntary Retirement Package) offer for the 'rule of 70' crowd (age + years of employment >= 70). After that deadline, '70 was the new 100' on reviews, some were given surprise PIPs (Performance Improvement Plans which have a very low success rate), some GVSA (ie. small severance), while others were just walked out without warning.

Now this. Current and former employees are vastly saying the same - take it now, because it is about to get worse.

Earnings report comes out Wednesday I believe but my guess is that the checks written for AI / Datacenters / etc are about to have to hit the books if not now, soon, and it is not good. There's just no real market demand for AI, especially not for the investment costs. The bubble is going to pop - hard - or the government will step in, and I'm not sure which would be worse.

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This post was edited on 10/26/26 at 11:48 pm
Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
49509 posts
Posted on 10/26/26 at 11:32 pm to
Learn to code was short sighted?
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