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re: Microsoft AI chief says in 5 years AI can do every white collar job.

Posted on 2/17/26 at 7:16 am to
Posted by theunknownknight
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60933 posts
Posted on 2/17/26 at 7:16 am to
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You (I mean your friend) jerk people off for a living?


Probably a plant operator
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
476873 posts
Posted on 2/17/26 at 7:17 am to
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They are not good cooks, much less great cooks. They may be able to cook well, for a small amount.

But they can't cook multiple dishes at the same time, 60-70 times in 3-4 hours consistently. That's what makes you a good cook. And just merely a good cook, not great.


It's too much to handle. Too much stress. Standing up for 8 hours, high temperatures, thinking about 6 tasks and doing them at the same time, with more rolling in.


Robots + AI will be able to do this
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
476873 posts
Posted on 2/17/26 at 7:18 am to
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Can AI make the perfect sales rep?


In theory, why would you need sales reps with AI?
Posted by TrueTiger
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Member since Sep 2004
82382 posts
Posted on 2/17/26 at 7:20 am to
It's not going to take politicians to dinner.
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
173750 posts
Posted on 2/17/26 at 7:21 am to
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Our government had to pump in trillions of dollars to keep our house of cards from collapse when people were out of work for a few months. What do you think happens when millions of white collar jobs vanish? “Everyone but me is in trouble” is dumb. White collar jobs prop up the real estate market in every major city.

Yeah. I'm not sure why blue collar people think that they won't feel the effects of this
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
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Member since Jul 2019
4106 posts
Posted on 2/17/26 at 7:24 am to
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If David Lee Roth is still touring in 5 years how is AI going to remove the brown M&M's?

Maybe they'll just remove David Lee Roth.
Posted by SuperSaint
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Member since Sep 2007
150364 posts
Posted on 2/17/26 at 7:24 am to
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AI is going to create businesses tools to make account and business development managers much more effective in their jobs and help create the data that companies need. I don't see it as a threat to salespeople.
sounds like a load of copium
Posted by AwgustaDawg
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Member since Jan 2023
14047 posts
Posted on 2/17/26 at 7:30 am to
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Lmao white collar can't do any of that stuff.

Yall bout to find out what goes on outside and you wont like it



Technology has been replacing blue collar jobs at a much quicker pace, for about 70 years, than it is replacing white collar jobs today, and technology has created almost as many new blue collar jobs as it has eliminated. AI is nothing but the latest technology. The "pretend" fear associated with AI is nothing new either....folks have been terrified by technology since the dawn of time....yet every time something new comes along life is changed for the better.
Posted by OceanMan
Member since Mar 2010
23218 posts
Posted on 2/17/26 at 7:36 am to
The day AI can be thrown under the bus is the day this claim may become true. The deeper I get into my career, the more I realize my job, as with most professional jobs, is outsourcing decision-making, responsibility and liability.


Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Member since Jan 2004
476873 posts
Posted on 2/17/26 at 7:40 am to
In theory, the higher echelon of white collar can't go away, but that's a very small % of the total.

Like what we're seeing with tech. AI can do basic coding or debugging when given the prompt, but the prompts, architecture, creativity and design, etc come from humans. But a huge chunk of the workforce has been let go, and, in theory, as AI builds more of the baseline, fewer workers will be required as you move up the levels.

On a lesser level, any professional/white collar job that bills hourly is about to face a reckoning, and the question there will be if society has enough work for an efficiently leveraged model.
Posted by jclem11
Chief Nihilist
Member since Nov 2011
9767 posts
Posted on 2/17/26 at 7:48 am to
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AI can do basic coding


Sure. However what happens in 30 years when all your experienced knowledgeable workers are retired or dead?

The "basic" work has value in giving the next gen reps to learn and get experience.

How can you expect someone to review or sign off on work they themselves have never gotten their hands dirty doing?

The copium in the next decade from big corpos will be "we can't find experienced people".

Well no shite you retards offshored and automated away every bit of the lower level work that you train younger people on.

The Tech Bro utopia that is being unleashed is a dystopian hellscape that is hostile to humans.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
79985 posts
Posted on 2/17/26 at 7:58 am to
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A white collar worker can't do that
But a few people who are habitual drug abusers can.

And when the white collar workers are out of a job, who's paying to go out to eat?
This post was edited on 2/17/26 at 8:00 am
Posted by 225rumpshaker
Texas
Member since Sep 2006
12871 posts
Posted on 2/17/26 at 8:16 am to
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Microsoft AI chief says in 5 years AI can do every white collar job.
I dunno man, it will be strange seeing some AI going around kissing other AIs arse to get the promotion
Posted by Woolfpack
Member since Jun 2021
1732 posts
Posted on 2/17/26 at 8:22 am to
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Historically technology has eliminated jobs and created more and better jobs in the process.


That was the argument for offshoring mundane factory and manufacturing jobs. I remember Bush saying that, at the time, ‘we don’t know what these jobs will be, but America always leads the way’ or some shite.

We never replaced those jobs.

It ain’t just AI. It’s robots and self driving too.

Just because any individual job can’t be replaced by a genius robot who can work 23 hours a day, doesn’t mean your job won’t be affected. Yeah 99% of white collar workers can’t manage a busy kitchen but that leaves thousands in every city who can. Not to mention the drop in demand when these workers stop getting a paycheck.
Posted by UltimaParadox
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2008
52539 posts
Posted on 2/17/26 at 8:26 am to
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Microsoft AI chief says in 5 years AI can do every white collar job.


Clearly OP needs AI to help with math

the article states

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Microsoft AI chief executive Mustafa Suleyman said that artificial intelligence can replace most white-collar work in the 12 to 18 month


Not sure how 18 months turned into 5 years.

Of course we all know it is bullshite sales, and in 18 months they will be saying 18 months
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
476873 posts
Posted on 2/17/26 at 8:27 am to
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That was the argument for offshoring mundane factory and manufacturing jobs. I remember Bush saying that, at the time, ‘we don’t know what these jobs will be, but America always leads the way’ or some shite.

We never replaced those jobs.

You're proving his point.

We never replaced those shitty manufacturing jobs with other shitty manufacturing jobs, and, instead, we created many better manufacturing jobs and other, better non-manufacturing jobs.


This post was edited on 2/17/26 at 8:28 am
Posted by Bayou_Tiger_225
Third Earth
Member since Mar 2016
12838 posts
Posted on 2/17/26 at 8:37 am to
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It's too much to handle. Too much stress. Standing up for 8 hours, high temperatures, thinking about 6 tasks and doing them at the same time, with more rolling in.

If that’s what helps you sleep at night
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
47842 posts
Posted on 2/17/26 at 8:39 am to
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Nobody likes sales reps. They are an annoyance who usually shows up to "have a little chat" at the absolute worst times. Not to mention that they don't do shite for us anymore. We have to do everything online now, without going through the sales rep. I'm still trying to figure out why they are getting commissions because I do the work they used to do for me.


Sounds like your reps suck at their jobs
Posted by Woolfpack
Member since Jun 2021
1732 posts
Posted on 2/17/26 at 8:47 am to
And we left huge swaths of destruction and despair all across our beautiful country in its wake.

Not saying we should fight against AI or robots but at the very least, the AI revolution will create a chasm that will need to be crossed. It may well be all rainbows and unicorns on the other side but not everyone is going to make it across.
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
19569 posts
Posted on 2/17/26 at 8:51 am to
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AI was never designed to do blue collar work-those companies aren't interested in the technology.



AI can replace jobs that are easily commodified, many of the same jobs that could be shipped overseas to low-skilled masses that are willing to do a job for pennies of the dollar and are grateful for it. If your white collar job involves little else but data entry, its been on the chopping block just as much as assembling a BigMac.
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