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Posted on 2/1/18 at 11:25 am to TejasHorn
So does she collect local sales tax and remits to herself?
Posted on 2/1/18 at 11:25 am to Black n Gold
Mitch couldn’t run that town.
Posted on 2/1/18 at 11:29 am to PrimeTime Money
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Kind of interesting that the town name has the word "mono" in it... a prefix meaning "one".
Posted on 2/1/18 at 11:29 am to TejasHorn
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“When I apply to the state for my liquor and tobacco licenses each year, they send them to the secretary of the village, which is me,” she explained. “So, I get them as the secretary, sign them as the clerk and give them to myself as the bar owner.”
Government efficiency at its finest.
Posted on 2/1/18 at 11:31 am to AbitaFan08
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I want to go drink at that bar.
I guess the question "are you from out of town" isn't a good conversation starter in that bar.
Posted on 2/1/18 at 11:32 am to TejasHorn
I wonder if she jams to "I'm feeling myself "
Posted on 2/1/18 at 11:34 am to TejasHorn
I guess rural people travel to her bar enough to keep it open?
Posted on 2/1/18 at 11:41 am to LSUGrad9295
Wonder when that town will get a top golf?
Posted on 2/1/18 at 12:11 pm to deltaland
Book it, that town will have a loop before BR.
Posted on 2/1/18 at 12:57 pm to TejasHorn
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Eiler’s life as the only resident of a ghost town is truly singular. Each year, she hangs up a notice in Monowi’s only business (her bar) advertising mayoral elections, and then votes for herself. She’s required to produce a municipal road plan every year to secure state funding, and then raises about $500 worth of taxes from herself annually to keep the town’s three lampposts flickering and its water flowing. “When I apply to the state for my liquor and tobacco licenses each year, they send them to the secretary of the village, which is me,” she explained. “So, I get them as the secretary, sign them as the clerk and give them to myself as the bar owner.” She also keeps track of the list of nearby vacant residential lots, in case anybody wants to move into one of the decaying buildings and double the town’s population.
Ultimate OT baller status. No one tells her what to do in HER town.
Posted on 2/1/18 at 1:37 pm to SNAPPERHEAD
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I’ve seen bigger towns in the quad.
Posted on 2/1/18 at 1:50 pm to mdomingue
The bar actually looks pretty cool


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Posted on 2/1/18 at 1:50 pm to mdomingue
If she developed combative schitzophrenic identities, would she say 'This town isn't big enough for the one of us!'?
Posted on 2/1/18 at 1:55 pm to jlovel7
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The towns population was 2 when it was just her and her husband. He passed away in 2004. Jesus that made me sad.
Well this won't lighten your mood: she's also the only person in town who can embalm a body, conduct a funeral, act as pallbearer, dig a hole, put the box in it, and fill it back in.
Posted on 2/1/18 at 1:57 pm to TheHarahanian
how much money does she get from the state for her "road plan"?
Posted on 2/1/18 at 3:02 pm to deltaland
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guess rural people travel to her bar enough to keep it open?
I've actually passed through that town. And I've been to just about every town in nebraska, years ago. The thing is it's very desolate out there and about the only thing to do besides watch corn and beans grow.....is drink. So yes people do travel to the bar to drink. Most of her customers are old timers/farmers that live within 10 miles probably. She probably doesn't make much at all and when she passes away the town will sort of vanish off the map, sadly. Coolest thing about being out in the desolate country like that is seeing the stars at night.
Posted on 2/1/18 at 3:23 pm to TejasHorn
I just Google Earthed this fine municipality and there is 1 car....and its at the bar 
Posted on 2/1/18 at 3:24 pm to TejasHorn
My aunt and uncle had a farm in Bloomfield about 35 miles from there.
I've been out to Oneil and Valentine, but can't ever remember that place.
I've been out to Oneil and Valentine, but can't ever remember that place.
Posted on 2/1/18 at 3:39 pm to TejasHorn
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Each year, she hangs up a notice in Monowi’s only business (her bar) advertising mayoral elections, and then votes for herself.
LIKE...A..BOSS!!
i love this woman
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