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re: Meet the lone resident of incorporated Monowi, NE. Population 1.

Posted on 2/1/18 at 11:25 am to
Posted by Crimson
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 2/1/18 at 11:25 am to
Ironic the name of the town starts with mono.
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
16021 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 11:25 am to
So does she collect local sales tax and remits to herself?
Posted by Sparkplug#1
Member since May 2013
7352 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 11:25 am to
Mitch couldn’t run that town.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 2/1/18 at 11:29 am to
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Kind of interesting that the town name has the word "mono" in it... a prefix meaning "one".


Posted by jrodLSUke
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Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 2/1/18 at 11:29 am to
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“When I apply to the state for my liquor and tobacco licenses each year, they send them to the secretary of the village, which is me,” she explained. “So, I get them as the secretary, sign them as the clerk and give them to myself as the bar owner.”

Government efficiency at its finest.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
38336 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 11:31 am to
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I want to go drink at that bar.



I guess the question "are you from out of town" isn't a good conversation starter in that bar.
Posted by Placebeaux
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Posted on 2/1/18 at 11:32 am to
I wonder if she jams to "I'm feeling myself "
Posted by deltaland
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Posted on 2/1/18 at 11:34 am to
I guess rural people travel to her bar enough to keep it open?
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 2/1/18 at 11:41 am to
Wonder when that town will get a top golf?
Posted by Sparkplug#1
Member since May 2013
7352 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 12:11 pm to
Book it, that town will have a loop before BR.
Posted by TigerDeacon
West Monroe, LA
Member since Sep 2003
29900 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 12:57 pm to
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Eiler’s life as the only resident of a ghost town is truly singular. Each year, she hangs up a notice in Monowi’s only business (her bar) advertising mayoral elections, and then votes for herself. She’s required to produce a municipal road plan every year to secure state funding, and then raises about $500 worth of taxes from herself annually to keep the town’s three lampposts flickering and its water flowing. “When I apply to the state for my liquor and tobacco licenses each year, they send them to the secretary of the village, which is me,” she explained. “So, I get them as the secretary, sign them as the clerk and give them to myself as the bar owner.” She also keeps track of the list of nearby vacant residential lots, in case anybody wants to move into one of the decaying buildings and double the town’s population.


Ultimate OT baller status. No one tells her what to do in HER town.
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
48706 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 1:37 pm to
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I’ve seen bigger towns in the quad.


Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 2/1/18 at 1:50 pm to
The bar actually looks pretty cool





This post was edited on 2/1/18 at 1:52 pm
Posted by BoardReader
Arkansas
Member since Dec 2007
7414 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 1:50 pm to
If she developed combative schitzophrenic identities, would she say 'This town isn't big enough for the one of us!'?
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
24370 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 1:55 pm to
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The towns population was 2 when it was just her and her husband. He passed away in 2004. Jesus that made me sad.


Well this won't lighten your mood: she's also the only person in town who can embalm a body, conduct a funeral, act as pallbearer, dig a hole, put the box in it, and fill it back in.
Posted by Happygilmore
Happy Place
Member since Mar 2009
1836 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 1:57 pm to
how much money does she get from the state for her "road plan"?
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
7204 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 3:02 pm to
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guess rural people travel to her bar enough to keep it open?


I've actually passed through that town. And I've been to just about every town in nebraska, years ago. The thing is it's very desolate out there and about the only thing to do besides watch corn and beans grow.....is drink. So yes people do travel to the bar to drink. Most of her customers are old timers/farmers that live within 10 miles probably. She probably doesn't make much at all and when she passes away the town will sort of vanish off the map, sadly. Coolest thing about being out in the desolate country like that is seeing the stars at night.
Posted by 4WHLN
Drinking at the Cottage Inn
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 2/1/18 at 3:23 pm to
I just Google Earthed this fine municipality and there is 1 car....and its at the bar
Posted by kengel2
Team Gun
Member since Mar 2004
33867 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 3:24 pm to
My aunt and uncle had a farm in Bloomfield about 35 miles from there.

I've been out to Oneil and Valentine, but can't ever remember that place.

Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94736 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 3:39 pm to
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Each year, she hangs up a notice in Monowi’s only business (her bar) advertising mayoral elections, and then votes for herself.


LIKE...A..BOSS!!

i love this woman
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