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Meet the lone resident of incorporated Monowi, NE. Population 1.

Posted on 2/1/18 at 11:02 am
Posted by TejasHorn
High Plains Driftin'
Member since Mar 2007
10878 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 11:02 am






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Eiler’s life as the only resident of a ghost town is truly singular. Each year, she hangs up a notice in Monowi’s only business (her bar) advertising mayoral elections, and then votes for herself. She’s required to produce a municipal road plan every year to secure state funding, and then raises about $500 worth of taxes from herself annually to keep the town’s three lampposts flickering and its water flowing. “When I apply to the state for my liquor and tobacco licenses each year, they send them to the secretary of the village, which is me,” she explained. “So, I get them as the secretary, sign them as the clerk and give them to myself as the bar owner.” She also keeps track of the list of nearby vacant residential lots, in case anybody wants to move into one of the decaying buildings and double the town’s population.


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Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26534 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 11:03 am to
I want to go drink at that bar.
Posted by fareplay
Member since Nov 2012
4786 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 11:04 am to
Retirement is truly a death sentence
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 11:06 am to
You post the pic of the big sign with the town name and you still spell it wrong, nice
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 11:06 am to
Judge, jury and executioner....good for her
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11306 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 11:06 am to
still a better town than Alexandria...
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 11:08 am to
Is that Steve Irwin’s wife?
Posted by FourcadeBrigade
Member since Oct 2003
220 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 11:08 am to
IWHI... Just so I can say I literally banged every chick in town.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 11:09 am to
Tiny house hipsters are about to overrun that place.
Posted by SNAPPERHEAD
Possumneck, Ms.
Member since Jan 2006
10049 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 11:09 am to
I’ve seen bigger towns in the quad.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76167 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 11:10 am to
Needs affordable housing!!
Posted by loopback
Member since Jul 2011
4855 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 11:11 am to
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IWHI... Just so I can say I literally banged every chick in town.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21905 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 11:12 am to
She only 10 miles from Lynch, population 245. Named after John Lynch, which is John Lynch's Great Great Grand Paw.
Posted by Chuker
St George, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2015
7544 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 11:15 am to
Posted by Random LSU Hero
2014 NFL Survivor Champion (17-0)
Member since Aug 2011
9433 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 11:16 am to
quote:

still a better town than Alexandria...


:CharlieMurphyLaugh:
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 11:16 am to
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Named after John Lynch, which is John Lynch's Great Great Grand Paw.


Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
27302 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 11:18 am to
Kind of interesting that the town name has the word "mono" in it... a prefix meaning "one".
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
259859 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 11:18 am to
quote:

Retirement is truly a death sentence


Working is truly a waste of life.
Posted by Cowboyfan89
Member since Sep 2015
12701 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 11:20 am to
One is the loneliest number.

I bet that lady is crazy.
Posted by jlovel7
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
21305 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 11:22 am to
The towns population was 2 when it was just her and her husband. He passed away in 2004. Jesus that made me sad.
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