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re: Meanwhile in Kentucky, man arrested for having sex with a dead deer on side of the road

Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:37 pm to
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:37 pm to
How was the deer dressed?
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
17000 posts
Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:38 pm to
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Osborne was arrested and taken to the Muhlenberg County Detention Center. He is charged with sexual crimes against animals.



Did he kill the deer or was it already dead? I would have thought he would be charged with public obscenity or something like that. Killing a deer 6 months out of the year is ok but I guess fricking it after it's dead is a step too far.
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
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Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:38 pm to
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He better watch out for Lyme disease..


Or CWD.
Posted by sgallo3
Lake Charles
Member since Sep 2008
27236 posts
Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:40 pm to
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When the police asked him if he was ok he was quoted as saying “I feel like fricking a million bucks”
Posted by White Bear
Homeless
Member since Jul 2014
17647 posts
Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:42 pm to
Dude was peak rut.
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles
San Diego, CA
Member since Feb 2014
1499 posts
Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:44 pm to
Is Kentucky man the new Florida man?
Posted by Lowdermilk
Lowdermilk Beach
Member since Aug 2024
1139 posts
Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:45 pm to
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Was it a buck or doe?


Must have been a DOE since it didn't have UNNATURAL relations with a deer.
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
179062 posts
Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:46 pm to
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Is Kentucky man the new Florida man?


google that guy's same name with florida behind it and you get the Florida version.
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
9744 posts
Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:48 pm to
I’m surprised they allowed him to look down for that booking photo.
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
15280 posts
Posted on 2/23/26 at 3:02 pm to
Was it at least a doe?
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
41051 posts
Posted on 2/23/26 at 3:10 pm to
He thought, "Nice rack" and unzipped.
Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
8908 posts
Posted on 2/23/26 at 3:13 pm to
it's never the ones you expect.
Posted by Zchlsu
Twin Peaks, Washington
Member since Jan 2011
7519 posts
Posted on 2/23/26 at 3:24 pm to
Imagine being the guy who had to see this go down.
Posted by Shorter Yards
Here and There
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Posted on 2/23/26 at 3:27 pm to
Posted by SPEEDY
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Posted on 2/23/26 at 3:40 pm to
Posted by ManyTiger
Member since Jun 2020
944 posts
Posted on 2/23/26 at 3:57 pm to
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Where were these deer when I was a lonely hillbilly?


ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56702 posts
Posted on 2/23/26 at 3:58 pm to
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ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD



Weird. Once again, I have some relevant John Prine lyrics.

Father, have mercy
Get her a nurse please
She's almost alone
I saw her hand reaching out for the telephone
We'd rather see her locked up inside a home
Than see her standing down by the side of the road
Down by the side of the road
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
10413 posts
Posted on 2/23/26 at 4:02 pm to
Didn't that guy play Friar Tuck in Robinhood Prince of Thieves?
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
1612 posts
Posted on 2/23/26 at 4:05 pm to
Hope it was Tinder.
Posted by canyon
MM23
Member since Dec 2003
22204 posts
Posted on 2/23/26 at 4:05 pm to
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Looks like he killed more than empty pop bottle


And probably took the world’s largest shovel to move his arse around.
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