re: Meanwhile in Kentucky, man arrested for having sex with a dead deer on side of the road

Kentucky winters can be very cold.

And very dark.

And very, very lonesome.

Tom Green did this same thing with a dead Moose. Guy should have said it was for comedy

If that’s wrong, I don’t ever want to be right.

A buck or a doe or a fawn? The lattermost might kick in additional charges, not that he couldn't get that much stranger.

A defense lawyer of my acquaintance represented a man who was accused of bestiality. The defendant justified his actions by claiming that the animal in question was on the endangered list. I guess in his mind if it had gone extinct he would have missed out on that opportunity.

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Is it really a crime if the animal is already dead?

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The animal couldn’t give consent.

Deer diary,

Dont judge baws, just been in a rut lately. All out of doe and will do anything for a few bucks

I'm definitely a rack over arse guy ( my last donkey left me for the neighbor )

Signed: the guadrupredator

Everyday we drift further and further from gods light. on that note, i would give bottom dollar to sit in on that defense council to see what they could come up with. Insanity is too plain i wanna see some real mental gymnastics.

If it's brown, we are getting down.