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re: Man Who Put His 89-Year-Old Mother’s Body in Freezer for 3 Years While Collecting Her Pens

Posted on 4/17/26 at 9:21 pm to
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
12108 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 9:21 pm to
Tennessee State Gov. has a passalong pension.
An example:
Coach Pat Head Summit died young of dementia. Her son was designated by her to receive her state pension and he will receive it for life.
Posted by papasmurf1269
Hells Pass
Member since Apr 2005
21466 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 9:25 pm to
In my opinion as long as my kid didn’t murder me I wouldn’t mind if they collected the money. I’m dead I’m not gonna know what’s going on
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
75820 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 9:27 pm to
quote:

While Collecting Her Pens
What happened to her pencils?
Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
41763 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 9:32 pm to
I'm getting crotchety in old age. Light the dude on fire. I have no need of anyone willing to do that to their mother. He froze her, but he gets the torch.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134944 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 9:35 pm to
quote:

I guess his account is…frozen



He always treated her...coldly
Posted by SUB
Silver Tier TD Premium
Member since Jan 2009
26152 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 9:51 pm to
quote:

I have never seen one like that….only seen them with survivor options to include the spouse.


That doesn’t mean they don’t exist. Texas has these types of pensions. They are not uncommon.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
197637 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 9:57 pm to
and this was the U.K.


Posted by weagle1999
Member since May 2025
3512 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 10:42 pm to
quote:

Who amongst us hasn’t done this?


Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73480 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 10:51 pm to
quote:

I doubt she chose the “keep me in the freezer and pretend I’m alive” option.


It's what she would've wanted.
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
24355 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 10:51 pm to
quote:

That doesn’t mean they don’t exist. Texas has these types of pensions. They are not uncommon.


While I’m not disagreeing, you are most likely being extremely disingenuous with their payouts in the fact that they are likely so terrible that no one chooses them.

You can’t just have a pension pay out forever, the math simply doesn’t work unless the payout is dogshit.
Posted by southofyou
Member since Sep 2021
252 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 10:52 pm to
Oh, this guy was in my class in high school LINK
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85281 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:14 pm to
For all we know, it could’ve been her idea
Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
4877 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:32 pm to
quote:

While Collecting Her Pens


I'm just glad an "i" wasn't missing
Posted by epbart
new york city
Member since Mar 2005
3367 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:46 pm to
quote:

I always hated it when someone took my pen


3 years is plenty of opportunity to do the write thing.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
62713 posts
Posted on 4/18/26 at 12:46 am to
How did they catch him?

Was he writing cold checks?
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
11337 posts
Posted on 4/18/26 at 1:35 am to
So since she was missing for 3 years was she 86 or 89 when he froze her? Because that's important for some reason
Posted by NavyLSUAlum
Portland Oregon
Member since Oct 2005
793 posts
Posted on 4/18/26 at 2:27 am to
I read that as Penis at first. Made more sense to me over pens.
Posted by Naked Bootleg
Premium Plus® Member
Member since Jul 2021
3796 posts
Posted on 4/18/26 at 4:25 am to
quote:

Who amongst us hasn’t done this?


Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
4674 posts
Posted on 4/18/26 at 4:41 am to
Hug Me I'm The Room Mom Lapel Pin





Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
140755 posts
Posted on 4/18/26 at 4:59 am to
Stephen King?


And no check ins for 3 years?
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