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re: Man Masturbates Five Hours on SW Flight to Vegas

Posted on 5/30/18 at 1:56 pm to
Posted by BrohemAlem11
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
13915 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 1:56 pm to
Yea...if someone is doing this next to me, I'm telling someone, not tweeting about it
Posted by Michael T. Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2004
8937 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 1:56 pm to
You’re now free to jerk about the cabin.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34786 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 1:58 pm to
Must've had some really good lotion...

5 hours would cause some serious skin issues...
Posted by UGATiger26
Jacksonville, FL
Member since Dec 2009
9128 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 2:03 pm to
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Hows that possible without other people noticing. Especially if he didn't have earphones


Posted by LSUWoodworker
St George "God's Country "
Member since Dec 2007
18879 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 2:03 pm to
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103870 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 2:03 pm to
I mean it's not illegal, just frowned upon. At least that was the case before 9-11 when everyone got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, bin laden
Posted by ColoradoAg03
Denver, CO
Member since Oct 2012
6688 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 2:06 pm to
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twice now his body has started shaking in the throes of his orgasmic bliss


Is the female passenger's name Danielle Steel?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 2:11 pm to
If someone was jerking off new to me, I would first say it loud "Damn dude! Put your shite back in your pants... Don't jerk off on side of me" then tell a flight attendant that the dude on side of me is jerking off.. And them to either move me or him.. Then I would probably laugh and call him a perverted jackass.
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
16021 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 2:12 pm to
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the female passenger who was seated next to him told Fox News she wished the airline would do more.


This story is going to blow up in this woman's face. She's obviously lying through her teeth in an attempt to obtain free flights.
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34932 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 2:13 pm to
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spent this entire flight sitting next to a guy who has his iPad open on the tray table, watching porn, WITHOUT using headphones or anything, and twice now his body has started shaking in the throes of his orgasmic bliss,” she wrote


I bet I know exactly what ‘she’ looks like
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
56192 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 2:14 pm to
Isn't it rude to pull your junk out next to another dude? Like looking at the urinal?
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
38507 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 2:14 pm to
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no way


Does it even still work? Is it even still attached?
Posted by beaverfever
Arkansas
Member since Jan 2008
36328 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 2:16 pm to
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"The first time he was 'finishing,' he used his left hand and gripped my right forearm, pinning it down to the arm rest between us," the woman told Fox News. "It made it clear to me how strong he was, given how forceful his grip was, which is why I felt uncomfortable and reached out to SW on Twitter
Everything about this story is weird.
Posted by CobraCommander83
Member since Feb 2017
12556 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 2:16 pm to
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 2:17 pm to
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108734 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 2:18 pm to
If he didn't unzip you must acquit!
Posted by LSUJuice
Back in Houston
Member since Apr 2004
18053 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 2:18 pm to
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Flight to Vegas
quote:

flight from Las Vegas to Philadelphia
Posted by ShootingsBricks4Life
Member since May 2017
2601 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 2:20 pm to
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Hows that possible without other people noticing. Especially if he didn't have earphones


It didn't happen. That's how.
Posted by BRIllini07
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2015
3211 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 2:20 pm to
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Man Masturbates Five Hours


Just 2 hours short of my Sophmore year "Just got out of PE in the era of short gym shorts and girls sitting Indian style" record!
Posted by monkeybutt
Member since Oct 2015
4584 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 2:21 pm to
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If someone was jerking off new to me, I would first say it loud "Damn dude! Put your shite back in your pants... Don't jerk off on side of me" then tell a flight attendant that the dude on side of me is jerking off.. And them to either move me or him.. Then I would probably laugh and call him a perverted jackass.



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