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Man Masturbates Five Hours on SW Flight to Vegas
Posted on 5/30/18 at 1:45 pm
Posted on 5/30/18 at 1:45 pm
Woman claims e asked if she enjoyed the show
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Southwest Airlines confirmed it is “looking into” claims that a man was masturbating aboard a flight from Las Vegas to Philadelphia on Tuesday, but the female passenger who was seated next to him told Fox News she wished the airline would do more.
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“[I] spent this entire flight sitting next to a guy who has his iPad open on the tray table, watching porn, WITHOUT using headphones or anything, and twice now his body has started shaking in the throes of his orgasmic bliss,” she wrote.
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The woman told Fox News that the male passenger's crude behavior began shortly after takeoff and continued through the nearly five-hour flight.
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Southwest’s crew reportedly told her to escalate her complaint to a supervisor, who then offered her a voucher for a free dinner.
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Posted on 5/30/18 at 1:46 pm to blueridgeTiger
This is why you don’t fly budget airlines.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 1:46 pm to blueridgeTiger
I'd be upset too. I want the dinner voucher before.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 1:47 pm to blueridgeTiger
Now that's some stamina
Posted on 5/30/18 at 1:47 pm to blueridgeTiger
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Masturbates Five Hours
no way
Posted on 5/30/18 at 1:47 pm to blueridgeTiger
I wonder what kind of crazy shite is going on over at Spirit
Posted on 5/30/18 at 1:48 pm to blueridgeTiger
You know she liked it.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 1:48 pm to blueridgeTiger
So she got a free dinner and a show. Why is she complaining?
Posted on 5/30/18 at 1:49 pm to blueridgeTiger
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“[I] spent this entire flight sitting next to a guy who has his iPad open on the tray table, watching porn, WITHOUT using headphones or anything, and twice now his body has started shaking in the throes of his orgasmic bliss,” she wrote.
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the male passenger's crude behavior began shortly after takeoff and continued through the nearly five-hour flight.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 1:49 pm to blueridgeTiger
"Come on, dawg, you hittin my elbows"
Posted on 5/30/18 at 1:49 pm to blueridgeTiger
She tweeted about it hoping that someone at Southwest would try and identify her seat number?
Posted on 5/30/18 at 1:50 pm to blueridgeTiger
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and twice now his body has started shaking in the throes of his orgasmic bliss,” she wrote
Posted on 5/30/18 at 1:50 pm to upgrayedd
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"Come on, dawg, you hittin my elbows"
"Rush him! He can't come on all of us!"
Posted on 5/30/18 at 1:50 pm to blueridgeTiger
Why is she getting a free dinner? The guy had all the sex.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 1:50 pm to blueridgeTiger
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"shaking in the throes of his orgasmic bliss,” she wrote.
Is she giving an account of the story for a news report, or writing an erotic novel?
Posted on 5/30/18 at 1:51 pm to blueridgeTiger
Sometimes I have trouble with my airplane nuts as well. Have to use my teeth.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 1:53 pm to blueridgeTiger
Hows that possible without other people noticing. Especially if he didn't have earphones
Posted on 5/30/18 at 1:54 pm to Saskwatch
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"Rush him! He can't come on all of us!"
IT BURNS!
Posted on 5/30/18 at 1:55 pm to blueridgeTiger
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“[I] spent this entire flight sitting next to a guy who has his iPad open on the tray table, watching porn, WITHOUT using headphones or anything, and twice now his body has started shaking in the throes of his orgasmic bliss,” she wrote.
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Southwest’s crew reportedly told her to escalate her complaint to a supervisor, who then offered her a voucher for a free dinner.
Tale as old as time.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 1:55 pm to blueridgeTiger
Sorry 
I thought this was America! 
I thought this was America! 
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