re: Man Masturbates Five Hours on SW Flight to Vegas

The guy may have very well been looking at porn, but this girl's statements describing the event has all the hyperbolic bullshite generally found in these events that usually turn out to be untrue or greatly exaggerated

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"The first time he was 'finishing,' he used his left hand and gripped my right forearm, pinning it down to the arm rest between us," the woman told Fox News. "It made it clear to me how strong he was, given how forceful his grip was, which is why I felt uncomfortable and reached out to SW on Twitter — hoping they’d ask my seat number and notify someone — because I didn’t know if he’d try to physically do anything else if I went to take a photo or video, nor did I want to find out,"

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After being tweeted to tell the flight attendants about it, she responds....

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“Fine. I will stay aboard until everyone else gets off the flight, continuing the torture, because that’s exactly what someone who is being assaulted like this wants to do,”

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You're on a crowded plane with a guy jerking off next to you and you're not going to say anything? What can he do? Run away? If you don't want to make a scene, fine. But you couldn't ask the flight attendant to at least change seats. Or, get up at any point during the 5 hour flight and quietly tell the crew what is going on?

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He’s in the window seat. I’m in the middle. And there’s someone dead asleep to my left. I can’t move.

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Oh, I see. You can't get up and get away from this traumatizing event because the person next to you is sleeping? That's your excuse for staying put? You didn't want to wake up the person next to you?

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who then offered her a voucher for a free dinner

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Tube steak wrapped in underwear?

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voucher for a free dinner.

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It was a free dinner or a pearl necklace

Is evolution peptides running a 2 for 1 sale?

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Man Masturbates Five Hours

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if this is true he is doing it all wrong.

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If someone was jerking off new to me, I would first say it loud "Damn dude! Put your shite back in your pants... Don't jerk off on side of me" then tell a flight attendant that the dude on side of me is jerking off.. And them to either move me or him.. Then I would probably laugh and call him a perverted jackass.

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That's code for "I'd finish him off"

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Now that's some stamina

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Meh. On the Dick Juice and Hungover I can match that.

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"shaking in the throes of his orgasmic bliss,” she wrote.



Is she giving an account of the story for a news report, or writing an erotic novel?

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Dear Jezebel, I never thought this would happen to me.