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Man breaks penis performing ‘world’s most dangerous sex position’
Posted on 4/10/23 at 11:40 am
Posted on 4/10/23 at 11:40 am
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An Indonesian man had to undergo emergency surgery after fracturing his penis while performing a notoriously risky sex position — which left him with an “eggplant” phallus.
A study detailing the breaking news was published recently in the journal Urology Case Reports.
The freak accident occurred while the unnamed 37-year-old male was reportedly having intercourse in the “reverse cowgirl” position, in which the woman is on top facing away from her partner.
According to TikTok doctor Dr. Karan Raj, this is the “world’s most dangerous” pleasure pose, responsible for a whopping 50% of fractures.
Lo and behold, things went south after the man suddenly heard a loud cracking sound followed by “pain discomfort and immediate loss of erection.”
Following the boudoir backfire, the patient began bleeding out of the tip of his penis and found himself unable to urinate.
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Posted on 4/10/23 at 11:41 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
T-pain said it best
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Just put it in reverse cowgirl Giddy up, giddy up (rope it up girl)
Sit it up, sit it up
I like how you do it
Just put it in reverse cowgirl
Giddy up, giddy up (rope it up girl)
Sit it up, sit it up
I like how you do it, do it, do it
Posted on 4/10/23 at 11:41 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
save a horse and ride a cowgirl/get your dick broke...
This post was edited on 4/10/23 at 11:42 am
Posted on 4/10/23 at 11:41 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
Reverse cowgirl?
They clearly haven’t heard of Amazon position.
They clearly haven’t heard of Amazon position.
This post was edited on 4/10/23 at 11:44 am
Posted on 4/10/23 at 11:42 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
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Following the boudoir backfire, the patient began bleeding out of the tip of his penis and found himself unable to urinate.
Coulda gone all day without reading that.
Posted on 4/10/23 at 11:43 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
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reverse cowgirl” position.....this is the “world’s most dangerous” pleasure pose
Why?
Posted on 4/10/23 at 11:44 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
Is this position more dangerous than the “being gay in the 80s” position?
Posted on 4/10/23 at 11:49 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
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According to TikTok doctor Dr. Karan Raj, this is the “world’s most dangerous” pleasure pose, responsible for a whopping 50% of fractures.
Posted on 4/10/23 at 11:54 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
Most dangerous is, and will always be...Snu Snu
Posted on 4/10/23 at 11:57 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
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breaking news
ISWYDT
Posted on 4/10/23 at 12:02 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
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Lo and behold, things went south after the man suddenly heard a loud cracking sound
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Following the boudoir backfire, the patient began bleeding out the tip of his penis and found himself unable to urinate.
Well that’s enough internet for me today.
Posted on 4/10/23 at 12:02 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
....... he had a blow out. 
Posted on 4/10/23 at 12:04 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Posted on 4/10/23 at 12:07 pm to dakarx
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quote:reverse cowgirl” position.....this is the “world’s most dangerous” pleasure pose
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Why?
Because a woman is driving.
The only thing more dangerous is an Asian woman trying reverse cowgirl.
Posted on 4/10/23 at 12:08 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
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“reverse cowgirl”
Must've been doing it wrong...
Posted on 4/10/23 at 12:12 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Any Auburn fans remember this baw from years back?
He's still the only football player I've heard of who missed playing time because of a broke pecker.
He's still the only football player I've heard of who missed playing time because of a broke pecker.
Posted on 4/10/23 at 12:15 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
My penis hurts just reading this
Posted on 4/10/23 at 12:16 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Let's correct the lie. He did not break his penis. The woman is clearly responsible for this travesty.
Posted on 4/10/23 at 12:22 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
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Following the boudoir backfire, the patient began bleeding out of the tip of his penis and found himself unable to urinate.
Oh snap!!
Posted on 4/10/23 at 12:25 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
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reverse cowgirl”
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world’s most dangerous” pleasure pose, responsible for a whopping 50% of fractures.
oh gawd damnit why did i have to read this. ruining my favorite position.
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