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Louisiana Transportation Conference megathread

Posted on 3/14/23 at 7:55 am
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18258 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 7:55 am
First order of business, why can't you mouth breathers drive in a straight line? At least y'all have plenty of practice driving I-10 while it's down to 1 lane already.

If anyone is offering knuckle checks for PDHs let me know

Will update this thread with which vendors have the best freebies at the expo
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
38940 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 7:57 am to
quote:

megathread


Yea…o/u…a page and a half.
This post was edited on 3/14/23 at 7:58 am
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18258 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 8:00 am to
Give me the over. We'll need something to do when we're sitting in bridge traffic this afternoon. An 18 wheeler is bound to be spontaneously combusting or something
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34595 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 8:04 am to
Most OT posters bitching about bad drivers couldn't drive nails.
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
5095 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 8:06 am to
They all be dizzy from all the roundabouts y'all put in.
Posted by whodatdude
Member since Feb 2011
1372 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 8:08 am to
quote:

First order of business, why can't you mouth breathers drive in a straight line?


Need to ask the people who were involved in 2 separate wrecks on both sides of 10 within 100 yards of each other.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
52910 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 8:12 am to
Y’all work for the state? How do y’all type on yalls phones with those long fingernails?
Posted by therick711
South
Member since Jan 2008
25059 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 8:26 am to
You range from pretty good to terrible in your quest for humor, but this is some of your finest work.
Posted by SantaFe
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2019
6522 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 8:28 am to
Where is this,? I want to go throw peanuts.
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18258 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 9:16 am to
You didn't get the invite? Sorry you missed the OT 9.2 hooker orgy sponsored by Exxon last night
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
22706 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 9:34 am to
I'm on the interstate practically every day. The things that send me into an irrational rage:

-People playing on their phones while driving
-People playing on their phones while driving 10 mph below the speed limit
-People playing on their phones while driving and doing that thing where they slowly drift into the next lane, then finally look up and jerk their car back into their lane.
-People playing on their phones while driving, and since they're not paying attention to anything but their phone, they constantly tap their brakes just in case the person in font of them is slowing down, but they can't be bothered to look up from their phones to see if in fact the person in front of them is slowing down
-People driving slow in the left lane
-In gridlock traffic, when people jump into the onramp merger lane to get three car lengths ahead, only to still sit in the same traffic. You haven't figured out some cheat code, dumbass.
Posted by Larry_Hotdogs
Texas
Member since Jun 2019
1332 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 9:51 am to
quote:

Sorry you missed the OT 9.2 hooker orgy sponsored by Exxon last night


Exxon wouldn’t have their name on something like that. They’d put XTO on it.
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22159 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 10:14 am to
I’m here. About to hear about I-10 widening and college drive improvements
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73674 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 10:17 am to
quote:

why can't you mouth breathers drive in a straight line?


To busy driving around the Texas drivers that stay in the left lane.
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18258 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 10:21 am to
quote:

I’m here. About to hear about I-10 widening and college drive improvements


I think the whole conference is in this room
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22159 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 10:26 am to
Fax lol. I got in early to get a seat.
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
17040 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 10:29 am to
frick off tickle me elmo
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22159 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 10:32 am to
All this efficiency to get to college. Hope they do the college improvements first or that new fly over just going to be a long line of cars
Posted by dewster
Chicago
Member since Aug 2006
25311 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 10:32 am to
quote:

First order of business, why can't you mouth breathers drive in a straight line? At least y'all have plenty of practice driving I-10 while it's down to 1 lane already.

If anyone is offering knuckle checks for PDHs let me know

Will update this thread with which vendors have the best freebies at the expo


People suck at driving in other states too.

But in those states, they usually have better roads and highways. You know, with reflective paint and lighting. And pavement that isn't expected to last 25 years with zero maintenance.
Posted by Earnest_P
Member since Aug 2021
3482 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 10:36 am to
quote:

I’m here. About to hear about I-10 widening and college drive improvements


Stand up and shout “How dare you, sir?!” with no further explanation or context.
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