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Lol: Elon now making Twitter employees pay for their extravagant lunches

Posted on 11/13/22 at 3:35 pm
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 11/13/22 at 3:35 pm
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He fired 3/4 of the employees. Now he’s planning to starve the rest of them. He’s failure incarnate.


Ohhh, now he’s starving them by making them pay for lunch. They only make on average like $186,000 dollars a year. How can they ever afford it? I guess they can learn to cook? A reminder on how these spoiled brats (and almost now certainly fired) Twitter employees used live to: Twitter

EDIT: Elon hilariously responds to the brats bitching:

Especially bizarre given that almost no one came to the office. Estimated cost per lunch served in past 12 months is >$400.
This post was edited on 11/13/22 at 6:52 pm
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Member since Jan 2005
70846 posts
Posted on 11/13/22 at 3:36 pm to
The only thing I don't get is why he didn't get rid of the perks and WFH first so people would quit, instead of paying out severance packages first.
Posted by RaginCajunz
Member since Mar 2009
5310 posts
Posted on 11/13/22 at 3:37 pm to
Amazing how sheltered you must be to get lavish pay and perks while your company is hemorrhaging money. No wonder they’re political, social and economic idiots
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28807 posts
Posted on 11/13/22 at 3:38 pm to
Sometimes I do laugh at these sort of things… but I work from home and anytime I come into the corporate office or travel for work, I use the company card for lunch, so I can’t knock it too hard.

That being said, if my boss told me not to, I wouldn’t bitch about it.

And I have never spent more than $40 on myself for a meal on the company dime. He’s saying one lunch was 10x that. My boss has been with me and we lived it up but I’d be scared as hell to have some $75 charge for one meal pop up without some explanation.
This post was edited on 11/13/22 at 3:42 pm
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 11/13/22 at 3:41 pm to
quote:

Sometimes I do laugh at these sort of things… but I work from home and anytime I come into the corporate office or travel for work, I use the company card for lunch, so I can’t knock it too hard.


What would your boss do if you did a $400 lunch without a client?
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
9237 posts
Posted on 11/13/22 at 3:42 pm to
These are the people who think *YOU* don't understand *YOUR PRIVILEGE*.
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
57128 posts
Posted on 11/13/22 at 3:42 pm to
Oh, the horror! Twitter sounds like it was just one big day care center for (supposed) adults.
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28807 posts
Posted on 11/13/22 at 3:44 pm to
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What would your boss do if you did a $400 lunch without a client?


One customer from one client? there would be issues.

Taking out the entire team, nah. I had a 4 day project with a customer and provided breakfast and lunch for a 4 man team that was stuck in a network closet with me for 3 of those days and we didn’t clear $400 total.

That being said, my clientele is K12 education. They’ll have some drinks but we don’t get our customers drunk as a company policy and usually their district’s policy.
Posted by jlovel7
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
21305 posts
Posted on 11/13/22 at 3:46 pm to
So Twitter pre Elon was like that business Tom and Jean Ralfio ran in parks and Rec?
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 11/13/22 at 3:50 pm to
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One customer from one client? there would be issues.

Taking out the entire team, nah. I had a 4 day project with a customer and provided breakfast and lunch for a 4 man team that was stuck in a network closet with me for 3 of those days and we didn’t clear $400 total.


Oh yeah, the team that’s fine, but $50 a person is more reasonable than $400 that these brats received. $50 a person is what a good organization that expects you to earn it. There’s no way a daily lunch should cost $400.
Posted by SPEEDY
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Member since Dec 2003
83335 posts
Posted on 11/13/22 at 3:50 pm to
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Musk plans to begin making employees pay for lunch which had been free at the company cafeteria


quote:

he’s planning to starve the rest of them



Posted by BarnabyJones
Member since Nov 2022
94 posts
Posted on 11/13/22 at 3:51 pm to
quote:

he only thing I don't get is why he didn't get rid of the perks and WFH first so people would quit, instead of paying out severance packages first.


Because he rightly knew the threat of quitting was just bluster.
Posted by Eat Your Crow
caught beneath the landslide
Member since May 2017
9190 posts
Posted on 11/13/22 at 3:51 pm to
frick liberals.
Posted by brgfather129
Los Angeles, CA
Member since Jul 2009
17094 posts
Posted on 11/13/22 at 3:51 pm to
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What would your boss do if you did a $400 lunch without a client?



Do you understand where the $400 number is coming from?
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 11/13/22 at 3:59 pm to
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Do you understand where the $400 number is coming from?


My understanding is that this was per person. If it were $400 to feed all of them, then sure Elon should eat that cost. Look at that video I sent. They are eating absolutely extravagantly. They can go frick themselves and this brings me great joy.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
39093 posts
Posted on 11/13/22 at 4:00 pm to
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Do you understand where the $400 number is coming from?

I don’t know, but I’d guess it comes from taking the amount of money Twitter spends on its cafeteria and dividing it by the number of lunches served. Is that not the case?
Posted by Adam4LSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2008
13760 posts
Posted on 11/13/22 at 4:02 pm to
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witter sounds like it was just one big day care center for (supposed) adults.


its hard to imagine these people actually exist
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
27471 posts
Posted on 11/13/22 at 4:07 pm to
quote:

My understanding is that this was per person. If it were $400 to feed all of them, then sure Elon should eat that cost. Look at that video I sent. They are eating absolutely extravagantly. They can go frick themselves and this brings me great joy.


It's the total cost of their cafeteria operations divided by the number of lunches actually served. They aren't serving people lunches that you would actually pay $400 for.

And Elon is much kinder than I am. At least he's still giving an in house lunch option. I would just shut the entire cafeteria down.
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
9237 posts
Posted on 11/13/22 at 4:07 pm to
quote:

Do you understand where the $400 number is coming from?


Probably: total costs of lunch / number of employees who ate lunch.

Remember, there's an overheard for the kitchen. Salaries, ingredients, all the excess food thrown away because nobody ordered it, etc.
Posted by GentleJackJones
Member since Mar 2019
4140 posts
Posted on 11/13/22 at 4:07 pm to
quote:

horror! Twitter sounds like it was just one big day care center for (supposed) adults


Twitter sounds like an awesome place to have worked at…

But, this is the OT after all. Y’all would rather opt for being a coal miner, carrying a plain bologna sandwich in a lunch pale to work, and contracting black lung.
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