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re: List of 100 men vs 1 Gorilla. Thoughts?
Posted on 5/2/25 at 5:44 pm to themaestro
Posted on 5/2/25 at 5:44 pm to themaestro
I only glanced, but I don't see Bob Sapp's name.
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Posted on 5/2/25 at 5:52 pm to themaestro
quote:RAed
36. Ivan drago ( has also killed before, RIP Apollo Creed)
Spoiler Alert!!!
What about Mackey Shilstone?
Posted on 5/2/25 at 5:57 pm to themaestro
Posted on 5/2/25 at 6:20 pm to gumbo2176
okay mr 17k posts. Just got off for summer break, so u can ligma
Posted on 5/2/25 at 6:22 pm to PerryWinkleBlue
That is the thing the Gorrilla does not have to kill all 100 to win , he just needs to is incapacitate the men.
Think about how weak the human body really is, the beast would frick things up. Snapping legs and arms, bitting etc.. Plus you're not going to be able to go as primal as a gorilla
Maybe bc of the numbers man might win...maybe
Now if man is aloud to use strategy and all that , then man
Think about how weak the human body really is, the beast would frick things up. Snapping legs and arms, bitting etc.. Plus you're not going to be able to go as primal as a gorilla
Maybe bc of the numbers man might win...maybe
Now if man is aloud to use strategy and all that , then man
This post was edited on 5/2/25 at 6:25 pm
Posted on 5/2/25 at 6:23 pm to gumbo2176
also legit took like 45 minutes, really wasnt that difficult. in Louisiana we dont have basements so hop off, figured you would know that with a name like gumbo you fraud
Posted on 5/2/25 at 6:28 pm to themaestro
It really is crazy how one dumbass thing can sweep the nation by storm, seemingly for no reason.
You could list 100 chuck norris's or 100 of your accountant at work, it doesn't matter. The only thing that actaully really DOES matter is that the only way humans are winning is if roughly half of them totally accept and understand that they're on a kamikaze suicide mission where they are not only going to die, but be horribly maimed, disfigured, and brutalized in the process.
In this completely hypothetical situation, as long as you have a few dozen people accepting the abvoe and go directly for the eyes and groin, while being mauled in teh process, the other ~80 folks can finish off the rest.
You could list 100 chuck norris's or 100 of your accountant at work, it doesn't matter. The only thing that actaully really DOES matter is that the only way humans are winning is if roughly half of them totally accept and understand that they're on a kamikaze suicide mission where they are not only going to die, but be horribly maimed, disfigured, and brutalized in the process.
In this completely hypothetical situation, as long as you have a few dozen people accepting the abvoe and go directly for the eyes and groin, while being mauled in teh process, the other ~80 folks can finish off the rest.
Posted on 5/2/25 at 6:31 pm to themaestro
Have to have André René Roussimoff on the list , two dozen of the Giant vs 100 ordinary men you are you taking?
Posted on 5/2/25 at 6:36 pm to 214
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No Chuck Norris. List is shite.
Putting chunk in would kill the test.
Would need to be “100 gorillas vs Chuck Norris”. Who would win……
Posted on 5/2/25 at 6:37 pm to themaestro
Aleksandr Karelin
Posted on 5/2/25 at 6:42 pm to 214
Who you got in a chuck norris v. 100 silverback gorillas?
Posted on 5/2/25 at 8:11 pm to themaestro
Yall are nuts. Its a post on a message board called Off Topic lounge. I couldnt think of a more appropriate thread. I appreciate the effort
Posted on 5/2/25 at 8:13 pm to themaestro
I think 7 Myles Garretts or prime Jadaveon Clowneys would win vs 1 Silverback Gorilla. Myles Garrett repped 225, 33 times which online shows 450 lb 1 rep max, runs a 4.6 40, his vertical was 41". I think 6 or 7 of him could take on a Silverback.
This post was edited on 5/2/25 at 8:18 pm
Posted on 5/2/25 at 8:20 pm to Saunson69
I don't think it is just about size and strength. It is also the unimaginable violence the gorilla would be willing to do with no hesitation because it is an animal
Turn off that part of a man and maybe
Turn off that part of a man and maybe
Posted on 5/2/25 at 8:27 pm to themaestro
What about Mr. Miagi (Karate Kid) and the Korean guy on coke from the Hangover
This post was edited on 5/2/25 at 8:31 pm
Posted on 5/2/25 at 8:28 pm to ManBearTiger
Not even close. That would be Ronnie Lott!
Posted on 5/2/25 at 9:32 pm to jasonbr1975
Or Troy Polamalu
Posted on 5/2/25 at 10:48 pm to jasonbr1975
Mr. Miagi and Chow are great alternates
Posted on 5/3/25 at 2:56 pm to themaestro
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in Louisiana we dont have basements so hop off, figured you would know that with a name like gumbo you fraud
There certainly are homes with basements in La. I've even seen some in the N.O. area and it's a big state to make such a blanket statement.
And how was I to know you live in La. Mr. recently on break. This forum is pretty far reaching in the States and you could be from anywhere.
Posted on 5/3/25 at 10:35 pm to themaestro
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