themaestro

dealt him for a bag of zapps and a big shot soda.... massive W

also legit took like 45 minutes, really wasnt that difficult. in Louisiana we dont have basements so hop off, figured you would know that with a name like gumbo you fraud

Glad someone got it

1. Darren Sharper (most hardest hitting safety in the league)
2. Ray Lewis( has killed before)
3. Patrick Wills(maybe give the gorilla cte?)
4. Jon Jones (on coke of course)
5. Brock Lesnar ( pre usada)
6. Giannis ( he’s tall af and strong)
7. Shaq ( do I really need to explain this one)
8. Prime Mike Tyson ( also on coke)
9. Connor McGregor ( worried about this one as he might side with the gorilla)
10-11. Khabib and Islam (has anybody check the gorilla grappling)
12. Merab Dvalishvili ( crazy enough to be the first person to attack)
13. Kimbo Slice ( bringing him back from the dead for this one)
14. Eddie Hall (he’s huge)
15. The Rock ( could possibly take out the gorilla with the peoples elbow)
16. John Cena ( gorilla can’t see him either)
17. Arron Donald ( four point stance type shite)
18. Ndamukong Suh ( expert at stomping)
19. Derrick Henry ( stiff arm that mfer)
20. James Johnson ( I don’t even think the gorilla would want to fw him)
21. Chad Johnson ( on viagra)
22. Shannon Sharpe ( in light of recent allegations)
23-24. Kane & Undertaker (choke slam and tombstone pile driver combo)
25-29 The Jackson Five ( crazy footwork and voices, might overstimulate the gorilla)
30.Bruce Lee ( probably will do some crazy kicking shite)
31. Khamzat Chimaev ( he’s actually insane)
32. David Ortiz (all I need to say is Big Papi )
33-34. Joey Chestnut and Kobayashi( when we need to bite)
35. Rocky Balboa (epic post fight speech and training arc)
36. Ivan drago ( has also killed before, RIP Apollo Creed)
37. Aaron Hernandez ( will probably go for the balls)
38. Alexander the Great ( massacred many people)
39. Genghis Khan ( ruthless, and powerful)
40. Joe Rogan( he has a nasty spinning back kick and a BJJ black belt, also knows everything)
41. Lawrence Taylor (hopefully can break one leg)
42. Tom Cruise ( what can’t he do)
43. Mark Henry ( the worlds strongest man)
44. Joe Thomas ( Mr Consistent)
45. Adrian Peterson ( specialist in beating)
46. Marshawn Lynch ( will run through the mfers face, also there so he won’t get fined)
47. Draymond green ( ball kicking expert, also hot headed)
48-50. Jordan, Pippen, Rodman (super powered trio)
51-52. LeBron and Bronny ( father son duo)
53. Francis Ngannou ( also another no brainer)
54. Johnny Manziel ( make sure he parties hard the night before)
55. Tarrell Suggs (former #55 and sb Champ)
56-57. The Hardy Brothers (gorilla not ready for the swanton bomb)
58. Rey Mysterio ( similar to 56, not ready for the 619)
59. Chael Sonnen (greatest arms, best charms, and the one who’ll do a lot of harm)
60. Ron Artest ( before name change)
61-70. 10 Extreme Liberals ( they will be second sacrifices to wear out the gorilla)
71-80. 10 Navy Seals (tactical awareness and strategy)
81-90. 10 Sumo Wrestlers ( they will help hold it down
91-99. 9 Legit Crack Addicts (super human strength, and first wave volunteers)
100. Chuck Norris ( by popular demand, and the nail in the coffin)

100% guaranteed win with this squad

I guess we found McCarthy's burner

Kubiak's offense is built around a heavy run game. Once the defense commits to stopping the run he likes to take shots with PA plays.

With all the injuries to the offense line, is it gonna be possible to stay true to our offense on Sunday, or will we see an underwhelming side of the offense like we saw against the eagles.

Not sure how the game is going to go, but with the losses to our line, I don't think it's looking good.

Loosing McCoy at the start of the game was catastrophic.

Penning and Ruiz got absolutely shat on today. They were so bad that we had to give up our TE as an extra blocker any time we wanted to run a play to the right side of the field.

No matter what play we were calling, neither of them could stay in front of the guy they were supposed to block. in fact pennings best block was when he was matched up against a corner who he blocked 10 yrds out of bounds. WHAT AN IDIOT.

LFG glad hill was out there. also love Saunders man, he's a heavily slept on piece of our D-line.

:bird:

You really think DA is going to demote himself?

Him missing the game is a big W for us. We would have trouble handling him and Devonta, but just Devonta is light work.