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Let’s do a “things about parenting you didn’t expect” thread
Posted on 12/30/18 at 6:25 pm
Posted on 12/30/18 at 6:25 pm
I’ll start:
I had to explain to my 4 year old today why he couldn’t leap off the couch to do an arial assassination of his 1 year old sister. Maybe I’ve been playing too much assassins creed.
I had to explain to my 4 year old today why he couldn’t leap off the couch to do an arial assassination of his 1 year old sister. Maybe I’ve been playing too much assassins creed.
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Posted on 12/30/18 at 6:27 pm to cokebottleag
A sexless marriage
Posted on 12/30/18 at 6:27 pm to cokebottleag
No matter how sweet they start out, they all turn into surly teenagers.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 6:29 pm to Jim Rockford
quote:
No matter how sweet they start out, they all turn into surly teenagers.
This.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 6:30 pm to cokebottleag
I am much more attuned to the various colors, consistencies and yes, odors, of human feces than i ever wanted to be.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 6:31 pm to cokebottleag
Toddlers are elite trolls
Posted on 12/30/18 at 6:31 pm to shutterspeed
Now just waiting for my teenager to realize the sacrifices made for them and hoping for a caring adult to emerge.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 6:32 pm to cokebottleag
No one warned me how crazy 3 kids are
Posted on 12/30/18 at 6:34 pm to cokebottleag
Biggest cock blockers one could ever imagine
Posted on 12/30/18 at 6:36 pm to cokebottleag
It was a lot more fun than I thought it would be, wish I could do it all over again.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 6:39 pm to cokebottleag
How long it takes a kid to learn some things. My parents never explained things like WHY you should or shouldn’t do some things. It was always “because I said so.” I explain things to my kids in ways they should be able to understand but more often than not, they have to learn the hard way.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 6:40 pm to BigPerm30
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Biggest cock blockers one could ever imagine
Agree.
They can even do it from a grandparents home by calling and crying and worrying mom into not being in the mood.
Luckily, mine are all teens/young adults and they are busy and away from home.
I am back in the saddle!
But when they were young......dry spell far too often.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 6:41 pm to cokebottleag
quote:Goddam mermaid broke bad since she got human legs.
arial assassination
Posted on 12/30/18 at 6:42 pm to cokebottleag
Never thought I’d be able to say I wiped 4 different butts in one day.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 6:46 pm to cokebottleag
How your own parents and grandparents must have been just as clueless as you are when you first take the baby home from the hospital
Posted on 12/30/18 at 6:46 pm to cokebottleag
The absolute, complete, undeniable difference between girls and boys.
Girl: sweet, sensitive, wants to play dolls, school, dress-up, is princess all day, loves to dance like a ballerina, loves playing inside games, very dramatic about everything
Boy: sweet (at times), hates wearing pants, just wants to wrestle/fight, only cares about trucks/construction vehicles/flying machines, only wants to be outside, nothing phases him
Girl: sweet, sensitive, wants to play dolls, school, dress-up, is princess all day, loves to dance like a ballerina, loves playing inside games, very dramatic about everything
Boy: sweet (at times), hates wearing pants, just wants to wrestle/fight, only cares about trucks/construction vehicles/flying machines, only wants to be outside, nothing phases him
Posted on 12/30/18 at 6:58 pm to Oilfieldbiology
That will completely reverse when they become teenagers. Wait for it.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 7:11 pm to cokebottleag
I am a sympathetic puker. If I see hear or smell vomit, I vomit. Unexpectedly, when my kid pukes in my face I handle it like a champion and make sure he is ok then just clean up.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 7:29 pm to BBONDS25
Parents bitch and complain way too much and say advice given by non parents is not good because they aren’t parents. After becoming a parent, all that shite is garbage and it’s just lazy parents that want to stay being lazy parents. There are a lot of lazy parents.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 8:29 pm to cokebottleag
Girls are messier than boys. Fact
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