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Leslie Jones rant on Alabama’s Abortion Laws On ‘SNL’ Weekend Update

Posted on 5/19/19 at 9:21 am
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 9:21 am
Dont worry Leslie, dont think you have to worry about anyone impregnating your ugly arse



Video of rant
quote:

“What made me so mad was seeing the 25 Alabama senators who voted for the abortion ban,” she railed, then showed a picture of them: all men. “This looks like the casting call for a Lipitor commercial. This looks like the mug shots of everyone arrested at a massage parlor.

“If any of them had lips, I’d tell them to kiss my entire a*s,” she added.

“You can’t control women, because I don’t know if y’all heard, but women are the same as humans,” Jones said. “Why do all of these weird-arse men care what we do with our bodies anyway? I don’t care about your 65-year-old droopy-a*s balls.”
This post was edited on 5/19/19 at 9:22 am
Posted by JPinLondon
not in London (currently NW Ohio)
Member since Nov 2006
7881 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 9:21 am to
that's a man, baby
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19183 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 9:22 am to
Wgaf
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58613 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 9:22 am to
Remember when SNL was funny?
Posted by BooneTrails
Member since Jan 2013
1193 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 9:22 am to
quote:

Dont worry Leslie, dont think you have to worry about anyone impregnating your ugly arse


That will show her!
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45507 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 9:23 am to
quote:

“If any of them had lips, I’d tell them to kiss my entire a*s,” she added.


I’m just glad it’s ok again to make fun of a particular race’s lips.
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
19122 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 9:23 am to
It’s funny. Men have no right to say anything about how they should live their lives, but they’ve been preaching abour how men should live for years.
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71179 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 9:23 am to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135024 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 9:23 am to
quote:

“If any of them had lips, I’d tell them to kiss my entire a*s,” she added.



Leslie Jones looks like a bad Halloween costume.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138834 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 9:23 am to
Pro choice movements will likely offer free transport to States that provide that procedure

This is a non issue, and agenda-ists only care about state rights when they agree with the decision of the state.

State can lessen drug laws....hooray

State can stiffen abortion laws....boooo
This post was edited on 5/19/19 at 9:24 am
Posted by p&g
Dixie
Member since Jun 2005
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Posted on 5/19/19 at 9:26 am to
Scary looking person
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18329 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 9:29 am to
quote:

Remember when SNL was funny?


Vaguely, it’s been a long time.
Posted by lsufan9193969700
Madisonville
Member since Sep 2003
55948 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 9:30 am to
She is such a disgusting individual.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 9:30 am to
Not sure I would call it a rant. That is the news update segment of SNL. I try to catch it if I remember and last night I did. Before that the two dudes wrote jokes for the other one to tell and that shite was funny.

Here is the whole segment. You might have a different view if you watch the whole thing.

LINK
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
184473 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 9:30 am to
It's scary how badly Democrats want to kill babies
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 9:31 am to
quote:

Here is the whole segment. You might have a different view if you watch the whole thing.



I did watch the whole thing...her's was a rant

The joke segment was pretty funny though....
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
99614 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 9:32 am to
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It's scary how badly Democrats want to kill babies



This. Fricking weirdos
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135024 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 9:33 am to



I wonder what the google bot would think she looks like
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 9:35 am to
How low is your testosterone that it causes you to defend this worthless tub of lard and the murder of babies?
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
43342 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 9:35 am to
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