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re: Leslie Jones rant on Alabama’s Abortion Laws On ‘SNL’ Weekend Update

Posted on 5/19/19 at 9:35 am to
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138834 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 9:35 am to
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wonder what the google bot would think she looks like


Do better, bruh

You're smarter than lazy arse ad hominem attacks
Posted by ibldprplgld
Member since Feb 2008
27867 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 9:36 am to
So a racist, sexist rant from a racist, sexist. Got it. Not surprised.

And not a single mention that the Governor who signed the bill was a female.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 9:37 am to
This is from Freakonomics, but if you remove the religious aspect from it, is abortion all that bad?

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Two very vocal critics, Steve Sailer and John Lott, have been exerting a lot of energy lately trying to convince the world that the abortion reduces crime hypothesis is not correct. A number of readers have asked me to respond to these criticisms. First, let’s start by reviewing the basic facts that support the Donohue-Levitt hypothesis that legalized abortion in the 1970s explains a substantial part of the crime decline in the 1990s:

1) Five states legalized abortion three years before Roe v. Wade. Crime started falling three years earlier in these states, with property crime (done by younger people) falling before violent crime.

2) After abortion was legalized, the availability of abortions differed dramatically across states. In some states like North Dakota and in parts of the deep South, it was virtually impossible to get an abortion even after Roe v. Wade. If one compares states that had high abortion rates in the mid 1970s to states that had low abortion rates in the mid 1970s, you see the following patterns with crime. For the period from 1973-1988, the two sets of states (high abortion states and low abortion states) have nearly identical crime patterns. Note, that this is a period before the generations exposed to legalized abortion are old enough to do much crime. So this is exactly what the Donohue-Levitt theory predicts. But from the period 1985-1997, when the post Roe cohort is reaching peak crime ages, the high abortion states see a decline in crime of 30% relative to the low abortion states. Our original data ended in 1997. If one updated the study, the results would be similar.)

3) All of the decline in crime from 1985-1997 experienced by high abortion states relative to low abortion states is concentrated among the age groups born after Roe v. Wade. For people born before abortion legalization, there is no difference in the crime patterns for high abortion and low abortion states, just as the Donohue-Levitt theory predicts.

4) When we compare arrest rates of people born in the same state, just before and just after abortion legalization, we once again see the identical pattern of lower arrest rates for those born after legalization than before.

5) The evidence from Canada, Australia, and Romania also support the hypothesis that abortion reduces crime.

6) Studies have shown a reduction in infanticide, teen age drug use, and teen age childbearing consistent with the theory that abortion will reduce other social ills similar to crime. These six points all support the hypothesis. There is one fact that, without more careful analysis, argues against the Donohue-Levitt story:

7) The homicide rate of young males (especially young Black males) temporarily skyrocketed in the late 1980s, especially in urban centers like Los Angeles, New York City, and Washington, DC, before returning to regular levels soon thereafter. These young males who were hitting their peak crime years were born right around the time abortion was legalized.


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Posted by peaster68
Mississippi
Member since Dec 2011
6186 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 9:37 am to
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If any of them had lips, I’d tell them to kiss my entire a*s,” she added.


I don’t think anyone in this world has lips that large.
Posted by BooneTrails
Member since Jan 2013
1193 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 9:39 am to
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How low is your testosterone that it causes you to defend this worthless tub of lard and the murder of babies?


huh?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 9:40 am to
Actually she did. That must not be the whole video.

Like I said, I posted the video of the whole segment, it might give everyone better context. But if everyone wants to just take a part of a segment to based their opinion on, because it supports their political beliefs then that's cool.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86482 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 9:40 am to
Democrats have always favored giving personhood to some and not to others based on convenience. Whether it be slavery or killing the unborn. They decide your fate according to their needs. Look no further than Dred Scott and Roe vs Wade.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60081 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 9:40 am to
I think us true christians like abortion from a crime reduction standpoint but we would prefer sterilization of adults over killing babies
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
45419 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 9:42 am to
I am pro choice, but can see the point of the law. If these people are so outraged, then donate their own money to help fight the extreme poverty in the black belt region.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135025 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 9:43 am to
That bitch is so ugly you could press her face into dough and make monster cookies, and she’s mocking how other people look? The ONLY reason that big boogish bitch is on SNL is that the SJWs complained and she checked off victim boxes. She’s as unfunny as a leukemia ward and has ONE character, a loud, obnoxious cünt. So no, she’s fair game.

And I don’t even support the Bama bill.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135025 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 9:44 am to
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like abortion from a crime reduction standpoint but we would prefer sterilization of adults over killing babies



This is actually a bang up idea.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 9:44 am to
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Actually she did. That must not be the whole video.



Chris, for fricks sake....I posted the entire video of HER rant, HER segment....stop derailing this thread and trying to make it about you

Posted by WaWaWeeWa
Member since Oct 2015
15714 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 9:45 am to
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If any of them had lips, I’d tell them to kiss my entire a*s,


The ENTIRE thing? Leslie, these men have jobs. There aren’t enough hours in a day to get that done
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61491 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 9:46 am to
Just move out of Alabama if you love abortions that much
Posted by vodkacop
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2008
8050 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 9:51 am to
lulz. Ill file this under irrelevant dribble from someone who will never know.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 9:59 am to
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That bitch is so ugly you could press her face into dough and make monster cookies, and she’s mocking how other people look? The ONLY reason that big boogish bitch is on SNL is that the SJWs complained and she checked off victim boxes. She’s as unfunny as a leukemia ward and has ONE character, a loud, obnoxious cünt. So no, she’s fair game.


As a comedian she is okay, ive seen worse.. But you have to remember, she is a comedian first. Sometimes being ironic is part of her whole act.

While SNL does lean a little more to the left, they do make jokes about both sides. Like I said, I record it so that I can watch the news updates because I think Michael Shea is pretty funny..

This is a segment of black jeopardy with Tom Hanks. What agenda are they pushing here?
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Posted by Chocolate Jesus
Deep in the Heart of Texas
Member since Jan 2019
360 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 9:59 am to
So brave



So edgy




So sad
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 10:02 am to
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Chris, for fricks sake....I posted the entire video of HER rant, HER segment....stop derailing this thread and trying to make it about you




You posted most of it.. Like I said, if you watch the whole news update segment it gives better context.

I like when the two dudes write jokes for each other and Shea writes the MLK joke for the other dude that's something like "people are saying MLK killed himself. To be fair he wouldn't shut up"..
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
12539 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 10:15 am to
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It's scary how badly Democrats want to kill babies


It is very scary. But I don't understand the outrage about it. If my political enemy wants to keep killing themselves then let them. They are outpacing us with births anyway.
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
48174 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 10:19 am to
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I’m just glad it’s ok again to make fun of a particular race’s lips


Go sit down over there you old lizard lipped honky
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