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re: Leaden sarcophagus Discovered in Paris

Posted on 4/21/22 at 7:36 am to
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
44652 posts
Posted on 4/21/22 at 7:36 am to
As someone who’s seen Night at the Museum I strongly suggest we keep it closed.
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
51676 posts
Posted on 4/21/22 at 7:40 am to
Will Geraldo be there reporting?
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22468 posts
Posted on 4/21/22 at 7:47 am to
I bet it stinks inside that sarcaphagus.
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
11003 posts
Posted on 4/21/22 at 7:51 am to
The guy who opens it may someday have to pick out a solo cup. He needs to remember to chose wisely.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134533 posts
Posted on 4/21/22 at 7:52 am to
Have they not heard the prophecy of Nostrodumbass?

And Lo, when the yellow plague wanes,
And below sacred halls fools shall break the seal,
The pretender on the throne shall fall,
And the cackling hag shall be revealed

This post was edited on 4/21/22 at 8:16 am
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
298311 posts
Posted on 4/21/22 at 7:52 am to
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Is there another type of sarcophagus?


Unleaded. Its about .03 cents a gallon more expensive though
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74656 posts
Posted on 4/21/22 at 7:57 am to
The smart money is on Hillary will somehow be involved.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69069 posts
Posted on 4/21/22 at 7:59 am to
Is this the sarcophagus that they’ve been looking for on Oak Island?
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
Undisclosed Secure Location
Member since Feb 2008
24757 posts
Posted on 4/21/22 at 8:10 am to
quote:

just a day before the third anniversary of the inferno started by Islamists that engulfed the 12th century Gothic landmark, which shocked the world and led to a massive reconstruction project.


FIFY
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
52554 posts
Posted on 4/21/22 at 8:16 am to
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And the cackling hag shall be revealed



For fricks sake! They've unearthed Hillary's twin!!
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
109119 posts
Posted on 4/21/22 at 8:21 am to
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Have they not heard the prophecy of Nostrodumbass?

And Lo, when the yellow plague wanes,
And below sacred halls fools shall break the seal,
The pretender on the throne shall fall,
And the cackling hag shall be revealed


So, COVID goes away, they open this sarcophagus, Biden is removed from office, and Kamala is made President.
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13485 posts
Posted on 4/21/22 at 8:23 am to
quote:

Discovered in Paris

Whatever is inside, I bet it's holding a white flag
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39182 posts
Posted on 4/21/22 at 8:26 am to
quote:

Have they not heard the prophecy of Nostrodumbass?

And Lo, when the yellow plague wanes,
And below sacred halls fools shall break the seal,
The pretender on the throne shall fall,
And the cackling hag shall be revealed

Damn that’s spot on.
Posted by SantaFe
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2019
7831 posts
Posted on 4/21/22 at 8:34 am to

JB Weld that thing shut and wrap it in a roll of duct tape, do not open that thing !
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134533 posts
Posted on 4/21/22 at 9:48 am to
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Damn that’s spot on.



Eerie, huh?
Posted by Son of Dad
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2011
206 posts
Posted on 4/21/22 at 10:51 am to
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leaden sarcophagus


Vampire hiding from Superman
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
150087 posts
Posted on 4/21/22 at 10:55 am to
May just be me, but opening up a lead sarcophagus buried deep under a church for a millennium sounds like a bad idea
This post was edited on 4/21/22 at 10:55 am
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87245 posts
Posted on 4/21/22 at 10:57 am to
This place sucks anyway

open it open it open it

Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
74955 posts
Posted on 4/21/22 at 11:07 am to
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Leaden sarcophagus Discovered in Paris

I first read that as "Leaden esophagus....", seriously.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134533 posts
Posted on 4/21/22 at 11:20 am to
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May just be me, but opening up a lead sarcophagus buried deep under a church for a millennium sounds like a bad idea



Sounds like the opening of a horror film
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