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Kindergarten Graduation

Posted on 5/6/26 at 9:35 pm
Posted by Missouri Waltz
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Posted on 5/6/26 at 9:35 pm
I am seeing posts on Facebook of someone's child or grandchild getting ready to graduate from kindergarten. They are even wearing caps and gowns.

What is this nonsense? I mean what is the big deal that a kid spent a few months playing with blocks and creating refrigerator art?
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
57098 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 9:37 pm to
Seems dumb but it isnt really worth bitching about. There's no harm in it. Let the parents and the kids have their joy in it and move along.
This post was edited on 5/6/26 at 9:38 pm
Posted by RummelTiger
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Posted on 5/6/26 at 9:37 pm to
A: Why do you care if others want to have a playful celebration for their child?

B: Kindergarten graduations are stupid.
Posted by OldManRiver
Prairieville, LA
Member since Jan 2005
7677 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 9:37 pm to
Both my girls had them, and that was 18 and 15 years ago, I can only imagine how over the top they are now
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 5/6/26 at 9:38 pm to
quote:

Kindergarten Graduation


For 25% we call it the only graduation
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Member since Jun 2004
197335 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 9:38 pm to
let the kid enjoy the last best years of their lives
Posted by NawlinsTiger9
Where the mongooses roam
Member since Jan 2009
40242 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 9:40 pm to
It’s on the level of gender reveals for me

Have fun with it but I ain’t comin
Posted by Recognizable Poster
Geaux Tigers
Member since Mar 2026
909 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 9:40 pm to
Bro...you think it's just easy breezy learning the ABC's, phonics, how to spell basic words, AND basic addition and subtraction as a five year old?!

Not to mention memorizing all the different shapes, seasons, and wrapping your mind around the concept of keeping time...

Sheesh. Tough crowd...

Posted by Missouri Waltz
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Member since Feb 2016
1612 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 9:41 pm to
quote:

let the kid enjoy the last best years of their lives

I went to a small country school. Just a few years before I was in junior high school they had eighth grade graduation ceremonies, but stopped before I made it that far. That makes more sense to me than kindergarten.
This post was edited on 5/6/26 at 9:43 pm
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
10092 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 9:43 pm to
quote:

my girls had them, and that was 18 and 15 years ago, I can only imagine how over the top they are now



Posted by lsuconnman
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Member since Feb 2007
5406 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 9:47 pm to
quote:

Bro...you think it's just easy breezy learning the ABC's, phonics, how to spell basic words, AND basic addition and subtraction as a five year old?!


Laugh all you want. But half those kids will spend the rest of their life at a kindergarten reading level. Let their family celebrate the peak of their academic lives.
Posted by HarryHoudini
Member since Oct 2025
1327 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 9:49 pm to
I was born in 89 and we had preschool graduation but not kindergarten.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122393 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 9:51 pm to
These kids graduate from a grade.. it seems like every few years. My nephew graduated from 5th grade because he was entering middle school next. WTF?

They also have awards given out every 9 weeks where they honor the kids and the parents go and there is all kind of bullshite awards they give out.

It might just be me, but I hate getting recognition. Its to the point it might be a flaw and maybe it helps kids confidence? But I also see how all of that shite makes these kids think they should be rewarded for everything. The reward should me... if they do what they are supposed to they are not going to have things taken away from them, etc. I think they called the kindergarten and 8th grade thing "crossover". The ultimate goal of grade school is to graduate. For 13 years you go to school so that you can graduate and move on to the next stage of life. They don't need to wear caps and gowns and all that bullshite.
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
2240 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 11:14 pm to
quote:

playing with blocks and creating refrigerator art?


I made a 30-yr career out of this.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
105638 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 11:20 pm to
quote:

I went to a small country school. Just a few years before I was in junior high school they had eighth grade graduation ceremonies, but stopped before I made it that far. That makes more sense to me than kindergarten.


In my town, the middle school and high school are separated by a ditch. When 8th graders graduate, they have a "crossing the ditch" ceremony
Posted by Geauxld Finger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2005
32607 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 11:22 pm to
I can tell the majority of posters in here have no kids.

My youngest has hers soon. It’s special for her. I’ll be there to make her feel special and create those memories. If you’re a father and you tout the “I ain’t coming” you should do yourself a favor and let someone else raise that kid because you’re a huge piece of shite.

We told family they can come if they want. It’s not mandatory. Some of you frickers are some insufferable miserable assholes.

Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
4318 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 11:24 pm to
quote:

Have fun with it but I ain’t comin


I'll take things wives say for $1000, Alex
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
16395 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 6:11 am to
quote:

I was born in 89 and we had preschool graduation but not kindergarten.


88 here. We definitely had one or the other at the little Christian school a lot of kids from my hometown went to for Pre-K and Kindergarten. This definitely isn’t anything new, but it does seem to be made a bigger event than it did 30 some odd years ago.
This post was edited on 5/7/26 at 6:17 am
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
35129 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 6:21 am to
Sometimes I think I'm a miserable a-hole then I see dudes who are mad about kindergarten graduations and I feel like I'm John Denver
Posted by RohanGonzales
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Member since Apr 2024
11556 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 6:28 am to
I graduated from a Baptist kindergarten in 1967.

I still remember going to grandma's in the country and catching lightning bugs afterwards.
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