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re: Kim Jong Un looking to open a 'burger joint' as show of goodwill

Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:18 am to
Posted by TigerFred
Feeding hamsters
Member since Aug 2003
27188 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:18 am to
And the ice cream machine still won't work.

Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20462 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:20 am to
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And the ice cream machine still won't work.


If the Supreme Leader wants the ice cream machine to work, the ice cream machine will be working.
Posted by TigerDeacon
West Monroe, LA
Member since Sep 2003
29342 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:22 am to
I would like to see Chikfila's service level in Pyongyang.
Posted by biscuitsngravy
Tejas, north America
Member since Jan 2011
3005 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:23 am to
quote:

what are they going to pay for their burgers with? rocks?


fair question. bitcoin maybe?
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21964 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:01 pm to
Should open a Johnny Rocketman’s
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:08 pm to
quote:

Heaven help the poor little dogs and cats in the area.


They were eaten long ago by the starving masses. An increasing rate of child disappearances is currently a big issue in NK.
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
20319 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:14 pm to
It's gotta be a Whataburger!
Posted by yoga girl
Member since Dec 2015
3673 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:14 pm to
I think he likes the West. He's friends with Dennis Rodman.

Posted by RedRifle
Austin/NO
Member since Dec 2013
8328 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 3:11 pm to
He loves booze and cigarettes,
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53115 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 3:13 pm to
I feel like a North Korean when I go to canes. It takes me 2 caniacs to feel full
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114038 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 3:13 pm to
For his sake, he should consider opening a Planet fitness.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30242 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 3:40 pm to
Popeye's red beans and rice would be the instrument of the NK regime's downfall. Think beyond burgers, Kim.
Posted by Landmass
Member since Jun 2013
18184 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 3:45 pm to
Damn. He needs to open a dentist joint.
Posted by Soup Sammich
Member since Aug 2015
3301 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 4:01 pm to
quote:

Know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in North Korea? 


Puppy au gratin
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114038 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 4:03 pm to
quote:

Damn. He needs to open a dentist joint.


While he is at it, he should allow a barber shop to open up next to it.
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
4472 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 4:09 pm to
I can't wait to hear what happens the first time Kim rolls up to the drive thru at the McD's and they tell him the ice cream machine is down.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114038 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 4:12 pm to
He will send a couple of North Korean girls in there and poison the manager.
Posted by EvrybodysAllAmerican
Member since Apr 2013
11193 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 4:19 pm to
We should send them a Hardee’s . That’d teach him to mess with us.
This post was edited on 5/30/18 at 4:20 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65859 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 4:38 pm to
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa
Member since Aug 2012
13630 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 4:53 pm to
quote:

Know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in North Korea?





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