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re: Just got a bidet
Posted on 5/22/24 at 2:36 am to Robin Masters
Posted on 5/22/24 at 2:36 am to Robin Masters
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There seems to be some confusion here regarding the physics of how a bidet works. The water of the bidet is NOT sprayed inside your rectum. It is merely used to spray off the stubborn poo that loiters around the entrance to your anus. Hope this helps to clear up any misunderstandings.
I googled it and it seems like you shite, wipe your arse, figure out an angle leaning up or back and hose your arse down, then dry and wipe it off again.
If a person doesn’t bathe often I suppose it would beneficial.
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Posted on 5/22/24 at 3:37 am to SECSolomonGrundy
No one ever tried a bidet and said “I can’t wait to go back to toilet paper”.
Posted on 5/22/24 at 4:55 am to PeteRose
How hard are they to install?
Posted on 5/22/24 at 5:08 am to teke184
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Someone told you to blow it out your arse and you thanked them for suggesting how?
Posted on 5/22/24 at 5:16 am to FLBooGoTigs1
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first tiime I went to Europe I had no clue what a bidet was. Got to the motel in Paris and told my wife these Europeans got their shite together they have a device that washes your shoes. Just stick your shoe in there and it washes them clean. Luckily my wife at the time was not raised in the backwoods of southern Louisiana and gave me the details of what this incredible shoe washing device actually was. True story and yes I am now more cultured than I used too be.
For washing your backside!. Yeah I saw that movie
Posted on 5/22/24 at 5:24 am to SECSolomonGrundy
OP, were you photographed with a gas pump up your arse recently?
Posted on 5/22/24 at 5:46 am to SECSolomonGrundy
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Im gonna have to put these things everywhere
I spent two weeks in Asia last year and using the bathroom just wasn't the same. Leaving tomorrow for Hawaii and really considered buying a travel one. And not one made for travel...like buying one and just hooking it up to our short term rental.
Posted on 5/22/24 at 5:48 am to Clark14
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it seems like you shite, wipe your arse, figure out an angle leaning up or back and hose your arse down, then dry and wipe it off again.
shite
Spray
One wipe to dry
But for those who prefer smearing shite, have a ball.
Posted on 5/22/24 at 5:51 am to SECSolomonGrundy
Welcome to Club Clean a-hole
Step 1 in becoming gay: complete
Step 1 in becoming gay: complete
Posted on 5/22/24 at 6:06 am to SECSolomonGrundy
Getting blasted in the arse is not something I want to try or would enjoy.
Appearantly many dudes here do however....
Appearantly many dudes here do however....
Posted on 5/22/24 at 6:06 am to SECSolomonGrundy
Got my first bidet during the Toilet Paper Panic
Never looked back (to wipe)
Never looked back (to wipe)
Posted on 5/22/24 at 6:08 am to SECSolomonGrundy
The downvotes you'll get are from the "macho boys" who think it's gay to clean your damn arse
Posted on 5/22/24 at 6:23 am to 4x4tiger
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The downvotes you'll get are from the "macho boys" who think it's gay to clean your damn arse
Yep. Any sort of personal hygiene isn’t considered manly by the OT.
Posted on 5/22/24 at 6:36 am to FLBooGoTigs1
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new flusable wet wipes
There's no such thing. No wipes should be flushed.
Posted on 5/22/24 at 6:37 am to Mo Jeaux
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Yep. Any sort of personal hygiene isn’t considered manly by the OT.
Nah, just not the gay balloon knot stimulation/ penetration kind...
Posted on 5/22/24 at 6:38 am to SECSolomonGrundy
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temp control,
If mine sprayed hot water I don't think I'd ever get off the toilet.
I was in South America with my dad a couple of years ago and the hotel had a bidet. First morning I walked out the bathroom and told him the toilet won't flush, it's just spraying water and shite all over. He about had a full meltdown about me leaving a turd in the bidet before he realized I was joking.
This post was edited on 5/22/24 at 6:40 am
Posted on 5/22/24 at 6:43 am to Dragula
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Nah, just not the gay balloon knot stimulation/ penetration kind...
Sure, sure. It’s a lot less gay to finger your balloon knot with some paper over and over. Amiright?
Posted on 5/22/24 at 6:45 am to SECSolomonGrundy
Congrats on the clean arse
Posted on 5/22/24 at 6:55 am to Mo Jeaux
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Sure, sure. It’s a lot less gay to finger your balloon knot with some paper over and over. Amiright?
Wait, you fingerbang your azzhole ??
Posted on 5/22/24 at 7:12 am to Clark14
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But far be it from me to tell someone not to jet water up their butthole if that’s their thing. To each their own I suppose.
That’s the same soft thinking that got us to this shite position of society in the first place.
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