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re: Just got a bidet

Posted on 5/22/24 at 7:16 am to
Posted by hometownhero89
Center of the Earth
Member since Aug 2007
1602 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 7:16 am to
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Yep. Any sort of personal hygiene isn’t considered manly by the OT.


I get the same overreactive replies from my wife.
Posted by Tvilletiger
PVB
Member since Oct 2015
5209 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 7:17 am to
I still have best friends that are not getting the concept of a clean arse in a warm humid climate.
Posted by Boondock Saint
The Boondocks
Member since Oct 2005
4551 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 7:22 am to
I lived in Thailand for three years and they use something that the English speakers over there call a "Bum Gun". (There are a lot of Brits and Aussies there). It's basically just a handheld bidet that you can easily spray yourself with. Every toilet in Thailand has one and it's a life changer!

When I first moved there I thought it was weird. The first time you try it you may feel the same. Like others have said, it just makes sense. You actually clean your arse off instead of spreading shite around...It really is much more civilized and cleaner, not to mention easy.

You can install one on any toilet in a couple of minutes and they are much cheaper than a fancy bidet. I really feel they work better and are much easier to use. Just my .02....



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Posted by SECSolomonGrundy
Slaughter Swamp
Member since Jun 2012
16043 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 7:22 am to
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How hard are they to install?



It took me less than an hour start to finish. Only needed a screwdriver and a vice grip. The install kit comes with a T split for the water line. You just take the old seat off, put a mounting bracket on, and slide the bidet into the mounting bracket. Then plug it in and viola.
Posted by OU812ME2
Earth
Member since Jun 2021
840 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 7:25 am to
Welcome to civilized life.
Posted by sec13rowBBseat28
St George, LA
Member since Aug 2006
15417 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 7:37 am to
The only thing that sucks about having a bidet is when you have to use the bathroom somewhere else. I absolutely hate using the bathroom now without a bidet.
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
10471 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 7:38 am to
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and i dont even know what else it will do.




This post was edited on 5/22/24 at 7:39 am
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66561 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 7:46 am to
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flushable wipe


Enjoy the massive plumbing expense coming your way.
Posted by UltimaParadox
Huntsville
Member since Nov 2008
40909 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 8:02 am to
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Leaving tomorrow for Hawaii and really considered buying a travel one. And not one made for travel...


Sheraton in Waikiki had bidets in the room, due to the large number of Japanese tourists there.

Was even a Toto brand with heated seat.
Posted by South Shore Cyclist
Member since Jul 2023
176 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 8:02 am to
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Those new flusable wet wipes they have now have been game changers.


We live in an older house. Can’t use anything higher than single-ply, or Roto-Rooter is reaming out our pipes. Flushable wipes would likely pay his boat bill.

I recommend a combo of Bum Gun and toilet-seat bidet. It’s harder for the ladies to achieve full cleanliness with just the bidet.
Posted by Bayou
CenLA
Member since Feb 2005
37034 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 8:22 am to
Do they also come in a rainbow color?
Posted by Liberator
Revelation 20:10-12
Member since Jul 2020
9014 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 8:35 am to
AND...

While Operation: Deuce Clean Up is a very worthy cause, might I point the forum to the first (and key) part of his operation to begin with:

FULLER ELIMINATION.

Posted by Tigers4Lyfe
Member since Nov 2010
4616 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 8:42 am to
Welcome to the new world.
Posted by Tigers4Lyfe
Member since Nov 2010
4616 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 8:45 am to
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Humbly wipe your arse the way God intended, baw.
In the beginning it would have been in a river with running water. Imagine that.
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167833 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 8:47 am to
I got this one I am going to install next week






A few features


quote:

TOTO NEOREST AS Dual Flush 1.0 or 0.8 GPF Toilet with Integrated Bidet Seat and EWATER+ is the pinnacle of bathroom technology and luxury. The TOTO NEOREST AS comfort features begin as soon as you approach. The seat automatically opens hands-free to welcome you in while the nightlight will illuminate your path in the dark. An automatic PREMIST spray wets the toilet bowl surface before each use while the CEFIONTECT ceramic glazing minimizes waste from sticking to the bowl. The combination of the PREMIST and the CEFIONTECT minimize the frequency of cleaning which helps reduce the amount of chemicals required to clean the toilet. The heated seat has five seat-warming temperature settings that are especially useful during the cold of winter. An automatic air deodorizer activates to hide unpleasantries to create a more enjoyable experience. As your journey comes to a close, you can access the remote control and start the cleanse process. You are in total control as you select a front cleanse, soft rear cleanse, rear cleanse, oscillating cleanse, pulsating cleanse, and customize the warmth and volume of the spray. You may also decide to select one of the four user memory settings to instantly dial in your preferences. The warm air dryer function has five temperature settings that can be used to reduce the moisture left behind after the cleaning process. The automatic flush will begin as soon as you rise with the powerful flushing 1G TORNADO FLUSH system, to whisk away all evidence. Designed with a backup manual flush override in case of power outages or if manual operation is needed. The automatic EWATER+ cleansing system mists the wand and toilet bowl, reducing the need for harsh cleaning chemicals. As the lid automatically closes, you can marvel at the beauty and technology behind the NEOREST

TOTO MS8551CUMFG Technologies and Benefits:

TORNADO FLUSH®: The TORNADO FLUSH® features two powerful nozzles that create a centrifugal, cyclonic rinsing action which reduces waste buildup and keeps the bowl cleaner. Using only 1.28 gallons per flush, this high-efficiency system is more effective in one flush than most toilets are with multiple flushes. The modern hole-free rim design means that it performs more consistently and is easy to clean.
CEFIONTECT®: The nano-scale glaze that creates a super-smooth, ionized barrier, which prevents particles from adhering to porcelain, reducing the need for harmful cleaning agents.
DEODORIZER: Highly effective deodorizing automatically takes places inside the toilet bowl both during and immediately after use, leaving no disturbing odors.
Universal Height: Toilet height that allows for a more comfortable height position across a wide range of users.
EWATER+®: EWATER+® cleans the wand and toilet bowl where waste and build up tend to accumulate and create stains that can become permanent. Using no chemicals or cleaning agents, EWATER+ provides peace of mind everyday that microscopic build up has no place to hide.
PREMIST®: Using the incoming water supply, a Premist sprays the toilet bowl surface aiding in the elimination of waste approximately 80 percent better than a dry bowl.
Auto Flush: No need to touch buttons or handles and never worry about someone forgetting to flush - it’s automatic after each use.
WATER SAVING: Water efficient toilets designed with 1.28 gallons per flush or less.
HEATED SEAT: The moment you approach the toilet, the seat begins rapidly warming to a comfort- able temperature.
WARM AIR DRYER: Enjoy the ease and comfort of drying with the temperature adjustable warm air dryer.

Bidet Seat Features:

Seat lid features automatic open and close technology
Built-in heated seat function
The soft-close lid forces a gentle descent, ensuring the lid will not slam shut
Bidet features electronic controls for ease of use
Warm air dryer helps cut down on tissue use
Adjustment control provides user friendly experience
Built-in soft glowing night light






LINK





No more cold seats for me. I cant wait to have some warm air shot up my butt after the cleansing warm water


FWIW, even though it sells for $6000 that is not what I paid for it. I was able to snag it brand new for an amazing price.
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
14208 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 8:49 am to
Eat mo fiber for a clean getaway.
Posted by Dubaitiger
Abu Dhabi, UAE
Member since Nov 2005
4973 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 8:59 am to
I have been living over 21 years overseas, mostly Abu Dhabi, some in Bangkok and Jakarta.

Those Middle East Bidets are basically an extra bowl next to the toiler and a hose and spray gun.. Wow, that spray gun is 1000% better than paper towels trying to wipe your arse. When I come back to Louisiana, I say oh shite when I get on the throne.

Also, these Toto Bidet's from Thailand, Indonesia, etc. are awesome also, water jet, dryer, etc.

If I ever come back to live in the USA I will have all of the above
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
14208 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 9:04 am to
Like hitting a dirt dobber nest with a pressure washer.
Posted by TJack
BR
Member since Dec 2018
1468 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 9:18 am to
Same here. Installed yesterday too.
Posted by JiminyCricket
Member since Jun 2017
3734 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 9:27 am to
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Humbly wipe your arse the way God intended, baw.



The amount of people who walk around with smeared shite in their crack because they're too afraid of using water to get clean is pretty ridiculous.
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