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re: Just found out this brotha is 12% Russian/Finnish and Scandinavian

Posted on 3/5/17 at 9:18 am to
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 9:18 am to
Ashkenazi jews are the most homogeneous gene pool of euros. Close to race.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134648 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 9:19 am to
Nazi Jews huh?

Guess they survived the purge
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
20252 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 9:19 am to
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I'll assume I met you at an NBHE function. But I'm an old guy.



I've never been to an NBHE function, had to look it up to know what you meant. I think you've got me confused with someone else.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
182389 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 9:20 am to
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are you serious, Stout? I thought you were a Christian, do you not believe in the OT?





"Definition" of Jewish by Wikipedia

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American Jews, also known as Jewish Americans,[5] are Americans who are Jews, either by religion, ethnicity, or nationality.


No way being Jewish is a race when you can also be Jewish simply by converting religions.

I can't be black, Indian, etc simply by switching religions.

I could get into this argument more, and have done so on here, but I don't have a lot of time today.

Another point you can find simply by googling

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While the Jewish people began with the descendents of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob, many people have converted to become Jews over the millennia--beginning with the "mixed multitude" that came with us out of Egypt. Today there are African Jews, Japanese Jews, even Eskimo Jews. It seems difficult to call such a mixture a "race".
Posted by Masterag
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Member since Sep 2014
20252 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 9:23 am to
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But for the concern about cloning and other nefarious shite being done with my DNA,


yeah, i didn't even think about this. but they could just go to gyms and get plenty DNA, so if that's their purpose I don't see how they can be thwarted.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
20252 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 9:26 am to
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No way being Jewish is a race when you can also be Jewish simply by converting religions.



well they may not be very homogenous now, but at some point a few thousand years ago they definitely were. given the fact that so many people of the Jewish faith have identical genetic markers, it can be reasonably assumed that there at least was, at some point, an authentic Jewish ethnic group.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
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Posted on 3/5/17 at 9:29 am to
It's easier to be transracial than to convert to Judaism.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
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Posted on 3/5/17 at 9:46 am to
And 100% gay
Posted by Masterag
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Posted on 3/5/17 at 9:50 am to
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
182389 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 9:51 am to
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It's easier to be transracial


Sure. The Shaun King's of the world take the .0000002% in their ancestry and claim they are black but that doesn't change the fact that modern Judaism is a melting pot of races and would be very hard to call an individual race itself.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
150361 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 9:54 am to
I dated a Jew from Chevy Chase and she no doubt looked the part. There is obviously similar genetic markers.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40880 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 9:57 am to
I want to do this for my son.

My mom did her's and it was all European. British, German, French, Irish, Scottish etc.

My dad's side will be more diverse as my great grandmother was full blooded Native American. My son's mother is from Cameroon.
He should be a well mixed mutt.

Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40880 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 10:03 am to
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Native American


Seriously, why does every American think this?


I was the first grandchild and was around my great grandmother for many years. There was zero doubt she was Native American.
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 10:07 am to
Dude, you shoulda kept this quiet. Now the reparations check is out the window. By the time they tax the 59% portion you ain't gonna have a check worth cashing.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
20252 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 10:08 am to
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my great grandmother was full blooded Native American


or so you think! lol.

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My son's mother is from Cameroon.
He should be a well mixed mutt.


ha, nothing wrong with that. my kids will be half dutch and my mixture. hell, they may not even look black, that would be weird.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
20252 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 10:11 am to
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Dude, you shoulda kept this quiet. Now the reparations check is out the window. By the time they tax the 59% portion you ain't gonna have a check worth cashing.



Well, I should be getting my white privilege card soon. With the cheaper prices, better credit and loan options, I should still come out ahead.
Posted by TheDude321
Member since Sep 2005
3268 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 10:26 am to
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41% european from Ireland, France, Western Russia/Finland, Scandinavia


Maybe the Russia/Finland/Scandinavian stuff came about from some straggler in the Napoleonic Wars who resettled in France afterward?

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with traces of Iberian and Greece


I think these DNA testing companies say to pretty much ignore the "trace amounts" as being outside of the margin of error.
Posted by CSATiger
The Battlefield
Member since Aug 2010
6912 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 10:34 am to
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Scandinavian ancestry


This could have come through a Scottish ancestor, lots of mixing when the vikings were invading there, some even stayed.
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
23265 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 11:00 am to
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btw... where do I go to get my white privilege card?




They are behind the counter at Whole Foods. Just show them your test results, get your card, then head straight to the bank for your cheap mortgage.

Just remember, white privilege gets revoked immediately if you get tattoos on your face or neck.
Posted by LSU Wayne
Walker
Member since Apr 2005
4464 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 11:02 am to
I have visions of some mentally disabled man blindly choosing everyone's ancestry percentages, mailing them off, and getting filthy rich in the process while spending the money on used underoos.
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