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JP Morgan Sex Scandal was a lie - shock

Posted on 5/1/26 at 8:24 am
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
25807 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 8:24 am
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
68037 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 8:24 am to
The quotes were way too funny to be true. And as if an Indian would turn down sex

Mf looks like Woody from Toy Story
This post was edited on 5/1/26 at 9:08 am
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19408 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 8:26 am to
The whole cannons thing gave it away. It sounded like an incel fantasy
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
66942 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 8:26 am to
He probably doesn't even have a fish head wife.
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
16180 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 8:27 am to
quote:

The quotes were way too funny to be true.


They sounded like something out of an old Doc Swole story.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
130218 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 8:28 am to
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quote:

Ten months ago, Chirayu Rana went to a legal chatbot and asked about suing his former company for sexual abuse.

But key details were different.

Rana asked about Morgan Stanley, not JP Morgan. Rana worked for both companies.

He also made his abuser male rather than female.

It’s clear that he was workshopping his story.

Otherwise the stories were similar.

Conclusive proof he’s lying.

This guy deserves to have his life ruined. Do not have mercy in this case.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
33606 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 8:28 am to
That dude has some tight eyes and a head like a Mercury in-line six...

No way that woman was sexually harassing him...
This post was edited on 5/1/26 at 8:31 am
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19408 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 8:30 am to
The fish head comment was funny too, like he took an unnecessary jab at his wife
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
156548 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 8:31 am to
As most of us suspected anyway, I'd assume.

What got me was when it mentioned she went to his apartment after months of alleged abuse and he fricking let her inside.

So he was clearly either lying outright, or willingly fricking her and now claiming it was abuse. It does kinda suck that the chick isn't as fun as she sounded though.
Posted by SloaneRanger
Upper Hurstville
Member since Jan 2014
13777 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 8:31 am to
Get this frick head out of my country. And LOL at the lawyers that ran with this. Did they do any due diligence?
Posted by AlterDWI
Pattern Noticing, Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
6144 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 8:31 am to
Deport immediately
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
35492 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 8:33 am to
That dude has mysterious ethnicity. He could be Indian, Italian from the Jersey Shore, Mexican, Greek, Iranian, Saudi, etc.
This post was edited on 5/1/26 at 8:39 am
Posted by WillFerrellisking
Member since Jun 2019
2868 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 8:36 am to
Knew there was no way any of that could be true especially with the woman being the aggressor.

Wonder how his “fish head” wife feels about him now?
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
6068 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 8:37 am to
quote:

That dude has some tight eyes and a head like a Mercury in-line six...



He reminds me of the alien from that 80s movie, Explorers.

Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13968 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 8:37 am to
Wood console the victim.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
55960 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 8:37 am to
quote:


He also made his abuser male rather than female.


That's more plausible
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
16951 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 8:38 am to
Just let me have this fantasy
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33471 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 8:41 am to
Can you imagine his parents or even his siblings having to show up to work today with him just getting exposed as a compulsive, manipulating liar?
Posted by Doctor B
Member since Jul 2024
1590 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 8:41 am to
quote:

The fish head comment was funny too, like he took an unnecessary jab at his wife

Since the whole in-office story was BS, the wife might not exist, either.
Posted by SidetrackSilvera
Member since Nov 2012
2818 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 8:41 am to
Incredible.
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