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re: JP Morgan Sex Scandal was a lie - shock

Posted on 5/1/26 at 9:34 am to
Posted by Stat M Repairman
Member since Jun 2023
2818 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 9:34 am to
Thanks for the memories. These two had a better two-day run on X as anybody.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
25841 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 9:50 am to
quote:

Jennifer Aniston in that movie Horrible Bosses
Posted by MKP2004
Member since Mar 2026
285 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 9:52 am to
Made up or not, this whole ordeal has made this girl the most eligible bachelorette in the country. ABC should have been on the phone with her yesterday.

quote:

Mf looks like Woody from Toy Story

Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
89037 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 9:55 am to
You’re gonna gimme that dong, Dale.
Posted by LSUMJ
BR
Member since Sep 2004
20778 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 10:00 am to
Posted by bamaphan13
Member since Jan 2011
1217 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 10:02 am to
Guy is going to lose his current gig as well and deserves it.
Posted by Stat M Repairman
Member since Jun 2023
2818 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 10:13 am to
Dude redeemed when he shouldn't have redeemed.

Worked in private equity and probably killed the golden goose over his starfish of a wife.
Posted by Hondo Blacksheep
Member since Jul 2022
3136 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 10:38 am to
No way that woman was sex-slaving that homo
Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
29726 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 10:45 am to
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait....... just hold on, now.

Are you telling me that if I got a job with JP Morgan that I won't end up as cannon fodder for the hot executive with the dirty mouth and sex drive that won't quit?

What the hell, man?
Posted by FahQGump
Auburn, Al
Member since Dec 2021
1933 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 10:48 am to
Well I take back what I said about wishing I had an office job
Posted by HogPharmer
Member since Jun 2022
3765 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 10:49 am to
I bet ole cannon jugs is going to sue him into oblivion for defamation. She's going to frick him for real this time. He won't even be able to afford foot soaked street food in New Delhi after she's done with him.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
33636 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 10:49 am to
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Are you telling me that if I got a job with JP Morgan that I won't end up as cannon fodder for the hot executive with the dirty mouth and sex drive that won't quit?


How many DMs and LinkedIn request you think this woman had when all this came out...?
This post was edited on 5/1/26 at 10:50 am
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
21657 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 10:55 am to
I can’t wait to see the Halloween costumes for this story.
Posted by One72
Member since Jul 2022
1486 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 10:58 am to
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How many DMs and LinkedIn request you think this woman had when all this came out...?


She declined my LinkedIn request.

Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
138918 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 11:06 am to
Even the rich ones in high positions within huge companies are nothing more than petty scammers
Posted by ChestRockwell
In the heart of horse country
Member since Jul 2021
7643 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 11:18 am to
This has Jussie, and Seth Dunlap all rolled into one
Posted by guzziguy
Lake Forest
Member since Jun 2022
993 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 11:27 am to
Send Raj back home to cut apart old cruise ships for scrap.
Posted by NoBoDawg
Member since Feb 2014
2228 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 11:29 am to
That Baw looks fake…as in AI.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
55514 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 11:30 am to
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The quotes were way too funny to be true.

I saw this the other way - they were way too funny to be false. Too good to check. I’m heartbroken that they weren’t true.
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