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re: JP Morgan Sex Scandal was a lie - shock

Posted on 5/1/26 at 8:42 am to
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
131558 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 8:42 am to
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And LOL at the lawyers that ran with this. Did they do any due diligence?


They will face no consequences and the guy will still get a bill from them
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
37521 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 8:42 am to
The quotes were over the top but even more tellingly the guy isn't nearly good looking enough to generate harassment
Posted by lsuconnman
Baton rouge
Member since Feb 2007
5157 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 8:42 am to
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He also made his abuser male rather than female. That's more plausible


Even AI refuses to believe men can be harassed.
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
17546 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 8:42 am to
I feel a lot of sympathy for the woman whose name was sullied with this fabrication.

I still want to see the cannons, though...
Posted by GeauxGoose
Nonya
Member since Dec 2006
2686 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 8:43 am to
This makes sense. You don't really hear about Indian dudes drowning in white women vag. Sounded like he wanted her to be that hard up for him.
Posted by SidetrackSilvera
Member since Nov 2012
2821 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 8:44 am to
Did the legal chatbot suggest the "fishhead wife" angle? Please disclose the name of the chatbot. That's the no-bullshite chatbot I want replacing humans in my legal department, that I can tell you.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
89027 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 8:44 am to
That whole scenario was straight out of “Horrible Bosses”. Jennifer Anniston/Charlie Day.
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13751 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 8:45 am to
He's not even brown. That's about the whitest Indian I have ever seen.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
89027 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 8:47 am to
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That dude has mysterious ethnicity. He could be Indian, Italian from the Jersey Shore, Mexican, Greek, Iranian, Saudi, etc.


AI creation?
Posted by moontigr
Dark Side of the Moon
Member since Nov 2020
7578 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 8:47 am to
that dude is a bottom, no doubt
Posted by 6R12
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2005
11970 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 9:01 am to
He needs to be "de-cleated" if he has any cleats at all.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
59172 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 9:05 am to
Shocking to think that an Indian would scam
Posted by Jay31
Member since Aug 2024
527 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 9:07 am to
That’s a punchable face
Posted by TXGunslinger10
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2011
18155 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 9:14 am to
I was really hoping this thread was going to turn into a meme thread
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
134890 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 9:15 am to
Tee-hee-hee...
Posted by ThatTahoeOverThere
Member since Nov 2021
4974 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 9:17 am to
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He probably doesn't even have a fish head wife.



He does now
Posted by ThatTahoeOverThere
Member since Nov 2021
4974 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 9:18 am to
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The whole cannons thing gave it away. It sounded like an incel fantasy


They should have went with "big bazookas"
Posted by Seth Bullock
Member since Nov 2024
352 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 9:21 am to
That dude has some tight eyes and a head like a Mercury in-line six...

LOL the old tower of power!
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
37902 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 9:22 am to
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JP Morgan Sex Scandal


I am old enough to think you were referring to the time this woman popped out her boobs on live TV on the Gong Show



This post was edited on 5/1/26 at 9:25 am
Posted by doc baklava
Between heaven and hell
Member since Oct 2020
1077 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 9:24 am to
Nobody throwing cheeks at him. Nobody.

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