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re: JP Morgan exec turned married male broker into her sex slave. Made him cry

Posted on 4/30/26 at 9:19 pm to
Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
5054 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 9:19 pm to
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The accuser might have a defamation suit coming


Judging by this completely average forum, consisting of absolutely typical Americans, she's going to have a hard time demonstrating her reputation was anything but enhanced by this story.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
177353 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 9:19 pm to
If only the media scrutinized every bullshite me too story women made up like this. It only took half a day for them to throw this one away because it was a claim by a man. Equally ridiculous stories by women get treated as gospel.
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
23019 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 9:21 pm to
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If only the media scrutinized every bullshite me too story women made up like this. It only took half a day for them to throw this one away because it was a claim by a man. Equally ridiculous stories by women get treated as gospel


Remember when a woman said she had to build a second door to her home because going through the normal one reminded her of being sexually assaulted? And the only reason it got thrown out was because a supreme court justice was autistic enough to have saved his journal entries from the 1980s?
Posted by ned nederlander
Member since Dec 2012
5909 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 9:22 pm to
Bruh this dude’s head shot is whiter than the lies he told.
Posted by LSUChamps03
S. Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
3172 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 9:23 pm to
Posted by Chef Curry
Member since Mar 2019
3108 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 9:26 pm to
This woman is incredibly mid at best. Surprised to see the circle jerk over her.
Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
5054 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 9:27 pm to
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Sort of has a Belinda Carlisle look...
I'm thinking more Mary Lou Retton

Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
27939 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 9:34 pm to
same... it sounded to unrealistic to me from the get go
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22346 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 9:39 pm to
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Well she definitely doesn’t have cannons.


Pics?
Posted by Linoge
Member since Jun 2013
1947 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 9:59 pm to
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She is out of his league.


This. She is a hot, young executive. Which means she fricks her way to the top not the bottom.

A woman like her would never waste her time on a lowly subordinate. Not ever. I have been in the corporate world for 30 years. I have seen many hot women rise fast through the ranks.

And it is always because they are doing favors for the senior leadership team.

Furthermore, if the pajeet looked at her wrong she would have had him fired yesterday.

Still, the story is hilarious and this thread is making my whole evening.
Posted by Ziippy
Member since Aug 2023
1630 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:05 pm to
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I'm thinking more Mary Lou Retton


She is a lot more attractive than Mary Lou Retton.
Posted by Sunnyvale
Little ST. James
Member since Feb 2024
3340 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:11 pm to
Anyone else throw in an application?
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19412 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:44 pm to
That whole thing read like incel fan fiction
Posted by Bruco
Charlotte, NC
Member since Aug 2016
3025 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 5:39 am to
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This woman is incredibly mid at best. Surprised to see the circle jerk over her.


If we are talking about dating potential, I’ll take a 6 who makes $500k a year over an 8 who bar tends at the local pub all day every day. She’s a catch on paper
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
115454 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 5:42 am to
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If we are talking about dating potential, I’ll take a 6 who makes $500k a year over an 8 who bar tends at the local pub all day every day. She’s a catch on paper


Also, the 6 in question here is allegedly a dirty girl who is DTF all the time. Eager beats pretty every time (h/t Billy Ed Hatfield)
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
24154 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 5:45 am to
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This. She is a hot, young executive. Which means she fricks her way to the top not the bottom. A woman like her would never waste her time on a lowly subordinate. Not ever

Yeah. She wasn’t even his boss, they were colleagues and reported to different supervisors. She didn’t have control of his annual bonus at all

New York Post: John Doe unmasked
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The Daily Mail broke the story on Wednesday evening, citing lurid details from a now-retracted court document that has since been withdrawn for “corrections.”
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She never engaged in any inappropriate conduct with this individual of any kind and has never even been to the location where the alleged sexual assault supposedly took place.” Rana, who did not reply to The Post’s multiple requests for comment,
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Daniel J. Kaiser, the attorney listed on the New York County Supreme Court docket as representing “John Doe”, did not return The Post’s calls seeking comment.

JPMorgan strongly denied all of the claims. A bank spokesperson, who refused to be drawn on the identity of Doe, said a thorough internal probe by the bank’s HR department and in-house lawyers, which included a review of team phone records and emails, found no evidence to support them.

He didn’t cooperate with JP Morgan’s investigation either

Attorney, who would welcome the publicity, refuses to talk to the media.

Unfortunately it smells of bs
This post was edited on 5/1/26 at 5:50 am
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
115454 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 6:08 am to
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Unfortunately it smells of bs


Well...
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
31585 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 6:19 am to
If he made all of this up, his wife is going to kick his arse for the "fish head" part.
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