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re: JP Morgan exec turned married male broker into her sex slave. Made him cry

Posted on 4/30/26 at 5:07 pm to
Posted by Ziippy
Member since Aug 2023
1698 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 5:07 pm to
She is out of his league.
Posted by TheRouxGuru
Member since Nov 2019
14480 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 5:11 pm to
Both of those people look like AI
Posted by THRILLHO
Old Metairie near Cleary
Member since Apr 2006
50494 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 5:15 pm to
Dude is pretty lightskinned. Barely even a little brown boy.

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quote:

People familiar with the matter said Hajdini reported to managing director Brandon Graffeo, while Rana was supervised by another managing director, Jon Wolter. It means she would have no sway over the size of his annual bonus.


This post was edited on 4/30/26 at 5:18 pm
Posted by dallastigers
Member since Dec 2003
10904 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 5:19 pm to
Played soccer for Rutgers-Newark
https://rutgersnewarkathletics.com/sports/mens-soccer/roster/chirayu-rana/928

Chirayu
Rana
Position Midfielder
Height 6-0
Class Junior
Hometown Vienna, VA
High school Bishop O'Connell H.S.
Posted by Stat M Repairman
Member since Jun 2023
3094 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 5:45 pm to
quote:

wine enthusiast spends her spare time outside of work volunteering


There you go.

Wine and a handful of pill out that Louis Vuitton purse had her wrecking shop on this poor motherfricker.
Posted by Stat M Repairman
Member since Jun 2023
3094 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 5:49 pm to
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Rana’s journeyman career in finance has included stints at Houlihan Lokey, Credit Suisse, TCG Capital Markets, Morgan Stanley, and The Carlyle Group before he joined JPMorgan.



Imagine having this resume and deciding your absolute best option is to sue this bitch because she made you a sex slave.

What's the end game here?
Posted by Bubb
Member since Mar 2010
4311 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 5:51 pm to
Pretty sure this was a Demi Moore movie from the 1990s.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
178225 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 5:51 pm to
Believe all men
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71747 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 5:55 pm to
I'm choosing to believe everything about this one, down to the AI pics of the alleged slut, because it's so hot.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
131351 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 5:59 pm to
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Imagine having this resume and deciding your absolute best option is to sue this bitch because she made you a sex slave.


So you’re the one that still believes this story
Posted by Stat M Repairman
Member since Jun 2023
3094 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 6:08 pm to


Real or nah?
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71747 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 6:10 pm to
FB believes the people and the suit is real, just not the stories the nerd Indian told.

I believe them, though. I'm empathizing as we speak.
Posted by Stat M Repairman
Member since Jun 2023
3094 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 6:21 pm to
So far this case is 10/10 on DEI metrics so far.

An Ashkenazi firm representing an alleged Indian sex-slave-sub suing a light skin dom-Indian female in Manhattan state court before the Hon. Milton A. Tingling.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71747 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 6:33 pm to
Absolute cinema
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
128468 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 6:33 pm to
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I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn’t have these cannons,


I need this on a t shirt
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71747 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 6:42 pm to
The best part of that line will be when it comes put that the dude made it up from his own opinion of his wife.
Posted by ThatTahoeOverThere
Member since Nov 2021
5134 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 6:52 pm to
What are they teaching at the Leonard N. Stern School of Business
Posted by Stat M Repairman
Member since Jun 2023
3094 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 6:57 pm to
Posted by Stat M Repairman
Member since Jun 2023
3094 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 7:06 pm to
Agreed. Dude might've got popped cheating on his wife so rather than take the hit he Leroy Jenkins'ed this shite as a last resort.

Was supposed to be filed under seal but somehow they screwed it up and the media promptly got hold of it.
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