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re: JP Morgan exec turned married male broker into her sex slave. Made him cry
Posted on 4/30/26 at 7:10 pm to Stat M Repairman
Posted on 4/30/26 at 7:10 pm to Stat M Repairman
Well he tried to settle for a multi million dollar settlement. He’s a complete dumbarse
Posted on 4/30/26 at 7:27 pm to SWLA92
He also filed it and his lawyers retracted it, but daily mail saw it first.
Posted on 4/30/26 at 7:33 pm to Fun Bunch
SIAP
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Turns out the story of the year was just...made up. and it gets worse.
- John Doe is Chirayu Rana, 35, now a principal at Bregal Sagemount. he left JPMorgan and went straight to private equity.
- The whole "threaten his bonus" premise collapsed. Hajdini reported to a completely different managing director than Rana. she had no say over his compensation.
- JPMorgan pulled phone records, reviewed emails, interviewed the full team. found nothing. Rana even refused to participate in his own investigation.
- A colleague described Rana as "socially awkward" but someone who "met the requirements" to stay at the bank.
- Before any lawsuit, he tried to negotiate a payout in the "millions" to leave the bank quietly. they didn't bite.
- He filed court filing, then his lawyers retracted it for "corrections" and deleted it. But the Daily Mail already ran the whole thing and the rest twitter did its thing.
so he tried to get paid, didn't, then filed a now-retracted complaint against someone who couldn't touch his bonus. wild.
feel terrible for her and her family.
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If tweet fails to load, click here.Posted on 4/30/26 at 7:43 pm to Carson123987
quote:The dialogue literally sounds like dirty talk only a guy would come up with.
There's no way this is real. The insults and racial stuff are so on-the-nose and absurd. Like Jussie Smollett with the "This is MAGA Country" line
Posted on 4/30/26 at 7:45 pm to PrimeTime Money
Posted on 4/30/26 at 7:47 pm to Pendulum
Some men drown while others die of thirst
Posted on 4/30/26 at 7:49 pm to dhuck20
At least the Winona Ryder’s titties story hasn’t been deemed false. Still a good day.
Posted on 4/30/26 at 7:52 pm to SWLA92
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Well he tried to settle for a multi million dollar settlement. He’s a complete dumbarse
She should now legally be able to torture him
Posted on 4/30/26 at 7:54 pm to Bobby OG Johnson
that dude is fugly as shite. she’d have to be desperate AF to even give him a second glance. She can do waaay better.
Posted on 4/30/26 at 8:15 pm to PrimeTime Money
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The dialogue literally sounds like dirty talk only a guy would come up with.
Dear Penthouse,
I never thought this would happen to me.................
Posted on 4/30/26 at 8:15 pm to 14&Counting
Vindication for our Albanian queen
Posted on 4/30/26 at 8:18 pm to GRTiger
Found a picture of the fish head wife

Posted on 4/30/26 at 8:19 pm to stout
this story sounded like made up bullshite from the jump... how y'all thought there was any truth to this, i dunno
Posted on 4/30/26 at 8:21 pm to holdmuh keystonelite
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Again, why would he have came up with that unrealistic shite if he trying to win this case? To me that makes the story sound more legit because she had to been joking around.
Ha, him playing college basketball turned out to be the only part that was true
Posted on 4/30/26 at 8:26 pm to Bourre
Well she definitely doesn’t have cannons.
So he wasn’t lying there. LOL
So he wasn’t lying there. LOL
Posted on 4/30/26 at 8:33 pm to chRxis
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this story sounded like made up bullshite from the jump... how y'all thought there was any truth to this, i dunno
I read so many stories on the OT I think can’t possibly be real yet are that I’m routinely forced to recalibrate my understanding of reality.
Posted on 4/30/26 at 8:36 pm to chRxis
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this story sounded like made up bullshite from the jump... how y'all thought there was any truth to this, i dunno
Methinks “John Doe” has seen “Horrible Bosses” once too often. This woman sounds just like Jennifer Anniston in that movie.
Posted on 4/30/26 at 8:40 pm to Bubb
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Pretty sure this was a Demi Moore movie from the 1990s.
Now THOSE were some cannons.
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