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re: JP Morgan exec turned married male broker into her sex slave. Made him cry

Posted on 4/30/26 at 7:10 pm to
Posted by SWLA92
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Member since Feb 2015
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Posted on 4/30/26 at 7:10 pm to
Well he tried to settle for a multi million dollar settlement. He’s a complete dumbarse
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
131351 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 7:27 pm to
He also filed it and his lawyers retracted it, but daily mail saw it first.
Posted by Bobby OG Johnson
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 4/30/26 at 7:33 pm to
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Turns out the story of the year was just...made up. and it gets worse.

- John Doe is Chirayu Rana, 35, now a principal at Bregal Sagemount. he left JPMorgan and went straight to private equity.

- The whole "threaten his bonus" premise collapsed. Hajdini reported to a completely different managing director than Rana. she had no say over his compensation.

- JPMorgan pulled phone records, reviewed emails, interviewed the full team. found nothing. Rana even refused to participate in his own investigation.

- A colleague described Rana as "socially awkward" but someone who "met the requirements" to stay at the bank.

- Before any lawsuit, he tried to negotiate a payout in the "millions" to leave the bank quietly. they didn't bite.

- He filed court filing, then his lawyers retracted it for "corrections" and deleted it. But the Daily Mail already ran the whole thing and the rest twitter did its thing.

so he tried to get paid, didn't, then filed a now-retracted complaint against someone who couldn't touch his bonus. wild.

feel terrible for her and her family.

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Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 4/30/26 at 7:43 pm to
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There's no way this is real. The insults and racial stuff are so on-the-nose and absurd. Like Jussie Smollett with the "This is MAGA Country" line
The dialogue literally sounds like dirty talk only a guy would come up with.
Posted by castorinho
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Posted on 4/30/26 at 7:45 pm to
Posted by dhuck20
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Posted on 4/30/26 at 7:47 pm to
Some men drown while others die of thirst
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
15950 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 7:49 pm to
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soccer

G-A-Y

Posted by beebefootballfan
Member since Mar 2011
20989 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 7:49 pm to
At least the Winona Ryder’s titties story hasn’t been deemed false. Still a good day.
Posted by Dire Wolf
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Member since Sep 2008
40636 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 7:52 pm to
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Well he tried to settle for a multi million dollar settlement. He’s a complete dumbarse


She should now legally be able to torture him
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
75642 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 7:54 pm to
that dude is fugly as shite. she’d have to be desperate AF to even give him a second glance. She can do waaay better.
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
24146 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 8:02 pm to
Chirayu is a-hole
Posted by 14&Counting
Dallas, TX
Member since Jul 2012
42305 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 8:15 pm to
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The dialogue literally sounds like dirty talk only a guy would come up with.



Dear Penthouse,

I never thought this would happen to me.................
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87655 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 8:15 pm to
Vindication for our Albanian queen
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
24146 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 8:18 pm to
Found a picture of the fish head wife

Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
28181 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 8:19 pm to
this story sounded like made up bullshite from the jump... how y'all thought there was any truth to this, i dunno
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
19784 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 8:21 pm to
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Again, why would he have came up with that unrealistic shite if he trying to win this case? To me that makes the story sound more legit because she had to been joking around.


Ha, him playing college basketball turned out to be the only part that was true
Posted by TheGooner
Baton Rouwage
Member since Jul 2016
1275 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 8:26 pm to
Well she definitely doesn’t have cannons.

So he wasn’t lying there. LOL
Posted by lsuconnman
Baton rouge
Member since Feb 2007
5459 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 8:33 pm to
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this story sounded like made up bullshite from the jump... how y'all thought there was any truth to this, i dunno


I read so many stories on the OT I think can’t possibly be real yet are that I’m routinely forced to recalibrate my understanding of reality.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
89606 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 8:36 pm to
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this story sounded like made up bullshite from the jump... how y'all thought there was any truth to this, i dunno


Methinks “John Doe” has seen “Horrible Bosses” once too often. This woman sounds just like Jennifer Anniston in that movie.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
89606 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 8:40 pm to
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Pretty sure this was a Demi Moore movie from the 1990s.


Now THOSE were some cannons.
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