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Jocko Willink Comments

Posted on 11/29/20 at 1:44 pm
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
56895 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 1:44 pm
Here are some comments from Youtube about Jocko Willink

quote:

Jocko looks like he lost his virginity before his dad

Jocko looks like he wakes his alarm clock up every morning

Jocko doesn't have sex, he tactically inserts his unit.

When Jocko was at school, his teachers asked him for permission to go to the toilet.

Jocko once killed 20 people with a grenade, then it exploded.

Jocko wakes up the sun every morning

I heard when jocko left his home, he turned to his dad and said, "your the man of the house now"
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10676 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 1:46 pm to
What? Who? Are you high?
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
8462 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 1:46 pm to
Experiment: Upvote if you know who this is, downvote if you don’t.
Posted by GREENHEAD22
Member since Nov 2009
20538 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 1:47 pm to
What is his take on the deep state and the election being stolen?
Posted by Prominentwon
LSU, McNeese St. Fan
Member since Jan 2005
94777 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 1:48 pm to
So they replaced Chuck Norris’ name and ran with a decade old joke ?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133351 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 1:49 pm to
Are these the Chuck Norris jokes for a new generation?
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
27690 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 1:49 pm to
He's no Chuck Norris
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
56895 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 1:53 pm to
Well, how many people has Chuck Norris killed?

HOw many has Jocko killed?
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104324 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 1:59 pm to
Separated at birth?




Posted by RichJ
The Land of the CoonAss
Member since Nov 2016
5044 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 2:00 pm to
quote:

He's no Chuck Norris


He’s a real life, Chuck Norris character...
Posted by LSUtigerME
Walker, LA
Member since Oct 2012
3932 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 2:11 pm to
quote:

prplhze2000


Did you just discover Jocko? What’s with the recent threads on him?

I listen to Jocko and enjoy his podcasts/books as well as his perspectives on things, but I don’t think I’ve ever made numerous threads about it.
Posted by LSUA 75
Colfax,La.
Member since Jan 2019
4646 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 2:15 pm to
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What is his take on the deep state and the election being stolen?
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Well I saw video of him drinking coffee out of a CNN mug so I guess he’s ok with it.
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
19122 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

Jocko doesn't have sex, he tactically inserts his unit.


That’s good. I love his podcast. He’s a very intense person, but I enjoy his subject matter.
Posted by The People
LSU Alumni
Member since Aug 2008
4397 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 2:25 pm to
American patriot are not just words to Jocko.
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
19122 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 2:29 pm to
quote:

What is his take on the deep state and the election being stolen


I’m only 30 or so episodes in, but he doesn’t get political. With that being said, if you listen to his words, he sounds like a red blooded, freedom loving patriot.
Posted by RummelTiger
Official TD Sauces Club Member
Member since Aug 2004
92923 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 2:51 pm to
quote:

tigergirl10


You are the worst “troll” we have here at the moment.
Posted by Limitlesstigers
Lafayette
Member since Nov 2019
3803 posts
Posted on 11/30/20 at 4:23 pm to
GOOD
Posted by Geauxboy
NW Arkansas
Member since Oct 2006
4856 posts
Posted on 11/30/20 at 4:35 pm to

quote:

Jocko Willink

quote:

What? Who? Are you high?


Not in the same world as Betty Crocker. You wouldn't know.
Back to the kitchen.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120100 posts
Posted on 11/30/20 at 5:28 pm to
So they took chuck norris jokes an inserted his name?
Posted by BorrisMart
La
Member since Jul 2020
9021 posts
Posted on 11/30/20 at 5:37 pm to
quote:

When Jocko was at school, his teachers asked him for permission to go to the toilet.


Do people at school actually ask to "go to the toilet?" Never heard it said like that. Then again, Chuck Norris shite where he pleased.
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